A little love story full of routines!

A provocative little love story full of routines

0 1. If I don't please you, please fall in love with me directly.

There is only one travel plan this year, and that is to see you.

I only have two hobbies, I like eating and I like you. To put it simply, I like eating you.

Without you, the earth would still turn, but unfortunately I am not the earth.

I just found out that we have a good friend. who is it? Cupid.

06. Do you know why1+1> 2? You marry me and have a baby, that's three.

I'm leaving. Where should I go? To find our unfinished business

Can you lend me 1500 yuan? I want to divide it into phases 15 years, RMB 100 per year, 8.3 yuan per month, 27 cents per day, 1.3 yuan in the morning and 1.4 yuan in the afternoon. Every day is a lifetime.

09. Seeing you, my IQ dropped by 50. What is that? From 570 to 520.

10, although a little nearsighted, but still very discerning. I can quickly find beautiful things, for example, I can quickly find that you are the most beautiful.

1 1, I really want to scratch the soles of your feet. Why? Because I want to raise (itch) you all my life.

12. Believing in Buddha for so long actually gave me a dream. Do you know what dreams he gave me? Cut him off and said that you are mine in this life.

13, do you know why I can't lose weight? Why? Because every time I see you, I can't stand it.

14 Do you know the difference between Xiong Er and me? They are bears, and you are human? No, they protect the forest and I protect you.