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Tell me about your first time.
The first time I met Xiao Li at school was 15, and we were both at the peak of puppy love. Soon after meeting, we became inseparable. Slowly, we became that kind of relationship.
Once she came to my house and offered it for the first time. I put my vagina in. She covered her face in pain and cried. I even pulled out my ass. She said nothing. I put it back. Later, she told me not to shoot sperm into it.
I didn't think much, so I shot in.
Later, she had my child. I especially regret not doing so now.
I hope everyone will not follow my old path.
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