People are forced to do anything except math problems.

1, I am nearsighted. I didn't wear glasses on a trip. I saw a woman in front carrying a bag with a white background and blue ears, which was particularly beautiful. I thought it matched the lake green dress I bought, so I ran up and said, your bag is beautiful. Where did you buy it? As a result, I took a closer look: there were two green onions hanging in the plastic bag.

2, don't bow your head when you encounter any difficulties, because you will have a double chin. Next, I'll show you a second's sleep. Good night. When I was waiting in line to buy a ticket, suddenly an aunt jumped in line and bought a ticket and said, don't be like me, don't be like me, I have low quality. . .

After graduation, I chose to stay in this city in order to be with my girlfriend. But now I have to go back to my hometown to start a business in order to live, so I can only be separated from her temporarily. When I got into bed at night, she told me a lot of things affectionately, telling me not to smoke and drink, not to study, not to spend money on a car, to pay attention to my health, etc., which made me cry! Idiot suddenly slapped the quilt several times, and I smelled fart. She said: "Let you smell this familiar smell again, don't forget!" " I'll go!

4. Travel guide: a low-end European tour with a monthly income of 30,000 yuan can be considered; If the monthly income is 65,438+0,000 to 20,000, please choose Southeast Asia. If the monthly income is less than 65,438+0,000, please choose domestic tour; If the monthly income is less than 5 thousand, please choose to travel in the province; Please choose an outing with a monthly income of 3 thousand; Please choose peanut oil below 2000; 1 1000, please choose sleepwalking. . .

5. The man won the 5 million prize, found his girlfriend and said, "Dear, I won 5 million, let's share it!" The girlfriend nodded, and the man said he was going to break up, and the woman cursed: "Nima, I thought you were going to split the money with me!" " "

6. It is funny to say that everyone is in love, and I am playing with ash, and I am cool. Life is still interesting. After all, I want to die every day for different reasons.

7. I remember on the train home from vacation, I saw a girl lying on her side on a boy's leg and falling asleep. The sun outside the window is quite big, and the curtains can't completely block it. Then the boys hang their hands to help the girls block the sunshine from their faces. This posture lasted for a long time until the girl woke up and saw crying. She sobbed and asked, have you been trying to hit me for a long time?

I found an ant in the kitchen. I put a piece of candy in front of it. He touched it and ran home to call my companion. I quickly hid this candy because I wanted its friends to think it was a liar, hahaha.

9. In class, the teacher asked: "1 1V, 30V, 220V, 1000V, 3500V voltage, what can be touched and what can't be touched?" The students hesitated for a long time and said, "Everyone can touch it, but some people can only touch it once."