Laugh at yourself for being ugly. Humorous sentences with high emotional intelligence.

1. I didn't like to eat when I was a child, which led to my short stature now; I love eating now, which makes me fat and short. Embrace your chubby self in danger.

We used to be husband and wife, but now we are mobile phones. A mobile phone in hand, enduring. The mobile phone is not in hand, and there is no soul.

3. Failure is the mother of success, so who is the father of success? You transferred 10 yuan to me, and your payment was successful.

In the game of life, God deals cards and we play cards ourselves.

Don't think too great of yourself, you know, in other people's world, no matter how well you do, you are only a supporting role.

6. I am like a fly lying on the glass. I have a bright future, but I can't find a way out.

7. 18 years old came out to earn money, from one yuan to penniless, and then from penniless to heavily in debt. This is me, different fireworks, I am me, and I get angry when I see myself.

8. The word "life" made my brain twitch and my spinal cord twitch for more than twenty years. Never got to the point.

9. Now, what you can't get up is your grades, what you can't get down is your weight, what you can afford to put down is chopsticks, and what you can't get in and out is the quilt.

10. You can't even control what time you sleep, but you still want to control your life? You don't even brush the bowl, but you still want to brush the presence? Your problem is that you know everything, but you are lazy.

1 1. People are really busy and have no complicated emotions at all. People are too lazy to take trifles seriously.

12. I usually appear in the afternoon, otherwise you will fall in love with me sooner or later.

13. Gao Fushuai's wallet is like a flower. Every time you open it, it makes people smile. My wallet is like an onion. Every time you open it, it makes people cry!

14. I used to think that as long as a person grows up, he will become mature and capable. Now I know that many things have nothing to do with age, and fools will only become big fools when they grow up.

15. Don't talk to me about ideals, and quit! That thing is not very valuable, and it will be destroyed if it is not repaired.

16. The same bottle of drinks costs five yuan for a convenience store and sixty yuan for a five-star hotel. Many times, a person's value depends on his position.

17. There are two reasons why I became an older woman: one is that no one looks down on me, and the other is that no one looks down on me.

18. Recently, my face is haggard, with pimples, and I feel ugly after taking a selfie.

19. Apple ruined my life. He showed me the truest and truest self. I regret it. Maybe I'm ugly.

20. People will feel ugly if they look at their photos for a long time.

2 1. Spend more time with beautiful people so that you can clearly realize that you are ugly and don't work hard.

22. What's more frightening is that recently, I feel a little ugly.

23. No matter what happens! Be sure to tell yourself: you are ugly and have no money! Be Big!

24. Get up in the morning and look in the mirror and feel really ugly. His face is mottled, his eyes are dull, and his face is dull and yellow.

25. After this period of confusion and darkness, there will be another dark day waiting for you.

26. Poor and ugly rural hukou scores are poor, but I still believe that I will have a bright future.

27. Although I usually admit that I am ugly, when I came to this city, I was more sure of my ideas.

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29. I feel ugly and don't like myself, and then I don't like to laugh and I don't know what to do, which greatly affects interpersonal communication.

30. The baby's pregnancy mode is different. The shape of the belly is not as good as that of the baby. I have always had a bad appetite. At present, there are no symptoms of frequent urination. The point is, I think I'm ugly.