Christmas spoof greetings

I hold a wisp of snowflakes in my hand, two stars above my head, three-color autumn waves in my eyes, nine roses in my mouth, and ten auspicious clouds under my feet, rushing in front of you at lightning speed: Merry Christmas ! Would you like to share Christmas with me? Below is the content about Christmas prank greetings, welcome to read! Christmas Spoof Blessings 1

1. Do you know whose holiday Christmas is? I don’t know, it’s your holiday, it’s Christmas! Fool.

2. Say Merry Christmas in Chinese, Merry Christmas in English, and say from your heart when will you give me the Christmas gift I want!

3. My child, I am Santa Claus, and I have a Christmas gift for you. What... your house doesn't have a chimney? Don’t buy it yet!

4. On this Christmas once a year, please God give me courage and strength. I must say that word to you: pay back the money quickly!

5. I polished Aladdin’s magic lamp, and the genie said: I will grant you a wish. I said: Please wish the person who is reading the text message a Merry Christmas!

6. In terms of figure, you are slim and slender, and in terms of temperament, you are unparalleled in the world. If a man sees you, he will definitely call you - Auntie, Merry Christmas!

7. Merry Christmas! Be happy! Business is booming! Good luck is gathered together by my blessings! Happy winter!

8. Christmas is here, have you hung up the smelly socks on the bedside? Santa Claus will throw my best gift in there. Merry Christmas!

9. Roses are my passion, candies are my taste, stars are my eyes, and moonlight is my soul. I give them all to you. Merry Christmas!

10. The sunlight flows away from the fingers, and the snowflakes fall with the ringing of the bell. The bells of Christmas are ringing, and the blessing heart melts every bit of snow falling on you like a beating candlelight. Let friendship warm this cold Christmas!

11. When the bell rings, I am yours. Don't get me wrong, it's not wedding bells, it's Christmas bells, and I'm the one you owe gifts to!

12. Hi! Why are you still here! Do you know your importance? Without you, who would drag Santa Claus to deliver gifts to everyone! Haha, Merry Christmas!

13. As Christmas Eve approaches, I think of my classmates and friends from far away and ask: How are you? Say: Merry Christmas! May the friendship last forever! Happy New Year!

14. If an old man in red jumps into your window and puts you in a bag, don’t worry, because I told him that the Christmas gift I want is a friend like you!

15. Love is snow, love is a flower. It turns into snowflakes and floats in your home. Bells ring and deer run. I bring my heart to you. On Christmas Eve and carnival night, you and I are there. That's wonderful!

16. The halo of Christmas is printed on the white cloth, exaggerating a mood. The ripples stirred up were filled with a holy word - love. Merry Christmas!

17. If a fat old man jumps in from the window on Christmas Eve, grabs you, and puts you in a bag, don’t worry, because the Christmas gift I want is you.

18. Become perverted when you are in love! Anyway, you are the only one! I guess no one loves you either. Brother, don't become evil in your debauchery. Look how helpless you are! Haha ~ Merry Christmas ~

19. Because of your existence, this day has a more special meaning, because we can meet with you to make a common wish under the tree. Let us Love each other for a lifetime.

20. Christmas is here. I would like to say thank you to the friends who support me and the friends I love. Thank you for coming into my life. I will do my best to give you unlimited happiness!

21. Happy deer, auspicious pry, bring good luck to you; wishful socks, happy hat, drive away bad luck; warm letter, sincerity, may all my wishes come true .

Wish you a Merry Christmas!

22. Merry Christmas, what is Merry Christmas? It's not the happy sunshine or the chirping of birds, it's the happy thoughts and happy smiles, it's the warm and loving greetings.

23. The person who receives this text message will never be fired, the person who reads it will have a successful career, the person who saves it will have a sweet love, the person who deletes it will have good luck, and the person who forwards it will have a soaring salary. Merry Christmas!

24. Congratulations on Christmas and send you a text message to wish you a successful career. A happy smile will always be with you. I am thinking of you in good health and longevity. Finally, I would like to inform you that Grandpa, the God of Wealth, is also coming to visit. Oh you.

25. Happy Christmas, the sound of deer bells, convey my blessings, give you gifts, and wish you a smile. Text messages travel thousands of miles to ask: How are you? Say: Merry Christmas!

26. When the bells ring, I am yours. Don’t think wrong. It is not a wedding bell, it is a Christmas bell, and I am the one you owe a gift to!

27. I heard that you are going to lay an egg in a few days, is it true? Then I have to wish you a happy egg laying (Christmas)! In a few days your balls will be full moon again, so I wish you a happy round egg (New Year's Day) in advance!

28. I made a wish to Santa Claus on Christmas Eve. I hope that no matter how smelly your feet are, when you put on your socks tomorrow morning, you will receive my full blessings to warm your heart and soul. Foot opening. Merry Christmas!

29. The falling snowflakes carry my greetings, the shining lanterns illuminate my blessings, and the Christmas messages filled with true feelings arrive as promised with the ringing of the Christmas bells. I wish my dear friends a Merry Christmas. !

30. Do you know where Santa Claus is? He stole my heart, did he give it to you? If so, then I don’t want it, but you have to keep it well, that’s my sincerity!

31. Snowflakes were falling outside the window, deer bells were ringing on the roof, and Santa Claus arrived as scheduled, crawling through the chimney to deliver gifts. Every gift is wonderful, and even more blessings surround you: I wish you endless happiness! Everything goes well and good health!

32. On the second day of Christmas, the elephant’s trunk was swollen very high. People asked what was wrong. Elephant: Alas! I didn't expect that Santa Claus was short-sighted and couldn't see clearly. He used my nose as a chimney and insisted on getting in.

33. Christmas is here, and I will give you three pairs of socks. The first pair pretends to be gifts, so that you can have a happy Christmas; the second pair, pretends to be happy, so that you will be happy forever; the third pair, pretends to be troubles, so that you will have no worries every day.

34. On Christmas, I will transform into Santa Claus and give you a unique gift in the world. This gift is my sincerity, filled with my love for you! Merry Christmas, dear!

35. The busy work has not forgotten you; holiday blessings, may you be happy and smile. My thoughts and blessings are carried by the wind. I wish you happiness, a smile that always lasts, a Merry Christmas, and blessings that you will treasure forever.

36. The world is divided into positive and negative, which can also be understood as Yin and Yang. The sky has the sun and the moon, the earth has mountains and rivers, people have men and women, Tao has the universe, literature has Jin Yong and ancient dragons, martial arts have Beibei Dongxie, and my blessings include Christmas and Christmas Eve!

37. A beautiful smile is given to you, wishing you a good mood; a Christmas song is sung to you, wishing you great happiness; a piece of friendship brought to you, wishing you good luck All the best! Don’t be unhappy with Christmas!

38. Christmas is here. Think about it, I have nothing to give you, and I don’t plan to give you too much. I only want to give you 50 million: Be happy! Be healthy! Be safe! Be content! Never forget me!

39. There is a kind of happiness that lasts forever, and there is a kind of possession that means asking for nothing else. There is a kind of remoteness called the end of the world, and there is a kind of longing called staying together day by day.

There is a feeling that it’s great to have you: It’s Christmas, happy holidays!

40. I like the vitality of spring, the green shade of summer, the fruitful fruits of autumn, and the white snow of winter! I prefer to send my wishes to the people I like at this time of year: Merry Christmas!

41. What matters between friends is friendship. Keep in touch if there is anything or nothing. Christmas is here and I send you my best wishes. May your love life always be sweet, your career be prosperous, your heart be happy, and your relatives, friends and lovers be in good health and everything go well!

42. I will give you delicious food at Christmas and wish you a good appetite every day. I will give you dollar bills at Christmas and wish you success. I will give you gifts at Christmas and hope you will be comfortable. I will give you blessings at Christmas, please. Happy reading: Merry Christmas and happy Christmas Eve!

43. Flowers are my thoughts, bells are my greetings, songs are my blessings, snowflakes are my greeting cards, wine is my blowing kisses, breeze is my hug, and happiness is mine. Gift! Dear: Merry Christmas!

44. I give you a Christmas tree filled with gifts. The biggest and brightest one on the top is my sincerity, the one hanging below is my infatuation, and the one wrapped and entangled in the ribbon is my unchanging one. From my heart, Merry Christmas!

45. When you wake up, you will laugh, and when you fall asleep, you will feel sweet. May you live in the sunshine all your life, follow your heart and be happy forever. I wish my friends: smiles will last forever, friendship will last forever, beauty will last forever, and happiness will last forever! Wish you a Merry Christmas!

46. Hey! The gift Santa Claus gave me was a text message. He asked me to send it to you. It said: Be kind to the person who sent you this text message. Always invite him to dinner, invite him to play, buy him gifts, and wish you a merry Christmas. !

47. It’s Christmas. Ring the Christmas bell and bring endless good luck; blow the joy horn and bring endless joy; bloom beautiful flowers and bring endless happiness; send Christmas blessings and be sincere: I wish you a happy and happy Christmas. Forever!

48. No matter where you are, thousands of miles away or thousands of miles away; no matter when it is, ten years or a hundred years; I miss you deeply. Although I deny the existence of gods, I will always believe in you! I am the first to wish you a happy Christmas!

49. It’s Christmas in a few days. On Christmas day, everyone is happy, and they stay up all night and even more sleepless. On Christmas Eve, there is peace, on Christmas Eve, you make wishes, and on the carnival night, you are full of joy! Friends, let us gather together to celebrate Christmas again!

50. Want more gifts? Let me teach you a trick: don’t wash your socks for a month, and put them next to your bed on Christmas Eve. When Santa Claus delivers gifts to you, you will be fainted, and all the gifts in his pocket will be yours. Merry Christmas!

51. Happy Dictionary: Why does Christmas happen in the cold winter? Answer: Because you need my company. Why does Christmas Eve fall into the long hours of the night? Answer: Because you need my wishes. Merry Christmas my friends!

52. Give you a "golden egg" and let you smash it with gold and flowers; give you a "silver egg" and make a lot of money from now on; give you a "bronze egg" and make your body as strong as an iron wall. In the end, there is only one "leftover egg", so I wish you a happy "leftover egg"!

53. Christmas is here, I give you three pieces of chocolate: the first piece of Dove, I wish you all the happiness in the world; the second piece of Golden Emperor, I wish you live an emperor's life in the golden years. ; The third piece of Cadbury, I wish you a happy and prosperous year.

54. If the pressure comes to harass you, go up and give it a kick; if you dare to mess around with trouble, knock it down with a stick; if you are depressed and don’t go away, just call in the artillery; if you don’t get a reply, Sister Feng agrees. I send you a hug! Merry Christmas!

55. A little affection, two little love, three little luck, and four little wealth. Five points for good luck, six points for blessing, seven points for success, and eight points for joy. Good luck at nine o'clock, joy at ten o'clock, longing at eleven o'clock, and infinite blessings when the bell rings at twelve o'clock. Everything belongs to you. Merry Christmas!

56. Considering that Christmas blessings will attack your mobile phone crazily, I decided to change the engine of my mobile phone, occupy the commanding heights in advance, and use my secret weapon, the missile "Merry Christmas" to attack you vigorously. First hit.

57. I am so powerful. I can punch the pauper away, kick the big bad guy away with two kicks, make the poor guy cry, frighten the confused guy. After eating the preserved eggs, I look back and see that there is only one left. You pretty girl next to me! I wish you a happy "leftover egg"!

58. Urgent notice: Be sure to prepare a hundred stockings and put them in front of the bed today. I ask Santa Claus to give you a hundred bottles of Pepsi-Cola. It is about a hundred shares in a hundred years. I wish you hundreds of good things in a hundred years. You are all charming and smiling, and you are spending Christmas joyfully.

59. Blessings are sent through text messages. Don’t neglect to listen carefully. Saints are also afraid of the cold. The disease occurs in winter. You need to pay more attention to the solar terms. Quickly add clothes to add warmth. Be happy to be free from illness. Go chill. (Please read the first word of each sentence)

60. I used longing as the base, concern as the seasoning, and time to ferment, and finally brewed a jar of fine wine on Christmas Eve. Santa Claus said that wine must be enjoyed to be more mellow. Will you share the wine with me on Christmas? Christmas Spoof Blessings 2

1. Time has dragged the shadow of longing into long and winding blocks of color, but a warm Christmas greeting has always firmly tied our feelings to each other.

2. Santa Claus is smiling, driving a sleigh and running fast, carrying a colorful bag and wearing a cute and sweet Christmas hat, just to send you blessings: Merry Christmas!

3. Snowflakes are white; red wine is fragrant; candlelight is hazy; Christmas trees are green; neon lights are shining; short messages are warm; blessings are romantic. May this strong Christmas flavor surround you, and wish you a Merry Christmas!

4. Santa Claus is a father. He climbs down the chimney, stuffs Christmas stockings with gifts, and gives a lot of peace candies, just to make me laugh haha. Dad loves me and I love him. I say this. From the bottom of my heart, I wish Dad a Merry Christmas, good health and happiness forever.

5. The atmosphere on Christmas Eve is happy, the snowflakes on Christmas Eve are auspicious, the people on Christmas Eve are happy, the bells on Christmas Eve are joyful, and the blessings on Christmas Eve are sincere. Christmas Eve, may you be happy and surrounded by all the wishes!

6. Christmas legend: Send a message, and money will be spent as you wish; read the message, and happiness will surround you; read the message, and happiness will be yours; send the message, and good luck will always be with you. . Wish you a Merry Christmas!

7. Hello! I am Santa Claus. I have a gift to give you, but I found that your house does not have a chimney. After receiving the text message, please remove the roof of your house so that I can deliver the gift. Merry Christmas!

8. Christmas is here, have you hung up the smelly socks on the bedside? Santa Claus will throw my gifts in. Merry Christmas!

9. You give your precious life experience with your heart, you selflessly dedicate your precious youth, and you lead us to success with your actions. Christmas is coming, and I want to say to you: Teacher, thank you for your hard work! I wish teachers a happy holiday, happiness and good health!

10. Don’t panic when a handsome guy comes out of your chimney tonight, that’s Santa Claus! He had plastic surgery. He had it done in Korea. He wanted to surprise everyone. I just told you not to spread the news. Merry Christmas! Christmas Spoof Blessings 3

1. I’ll give you a poached egg to keep you healthy and safe; I’ll give you a bowl of rice and scrambled eggs, hoping your life will be simple and delicious; and finally, I’ll give you a blessed egg, wishing you happiness. , celebrate Christmas!

2. Santa Claus, Christmas deer, Christmas socks and Christmas tree. Christmas bells ring Christmas songs, and Christmas dinner is served with candles. Good luck on the Christmas card, and gifts in the Christmas pocket. The Christmas atmosphere is getting stronger, don’t delay your Christmas greetings!

3. Christmas bells jingle, and blessings of peace abound: First, I wish you peace of mind, comfort and peace of mind; second, I wish you everything will be settled, and your family will be well; third, I wish you Life is standard, stable and peaceful.

4. The snow is fluttering, the deer bells are ringing, and the sweet Christmas Eve is coming soon! Dance poses, wishes soar, what a wonderful Christmas! Text message quietly, wish you early and wish you a happy Christmas!

5. Santa Claus declares: Don’t be infatuated with me, he is just a myth and legend. He has no reindeer and no gifts. He cannot drill chimneys. He will only give you blessings: Peaceful Christmas Eve and Christmas. hapiness!

6. Christmas is here. Think about it, I have nothing to give you, and I don’t plan to give you too much. I only want to give you 50 million: Be happy! Be healthy! Be safe! Be content! Never forget me!

7. The acquaintance in life comes from God’s will; a friendship comes from sincerity; a beauty comes from longing; a blessing comes from the bottom of my heart; I hope your life is both happy and successful, and I wish you a Merry Christmas !

8. As night falls, snowflakes fall, neon lights turn on, blessings sound, and gifts fly. My blessings come with Santa Claus: I wish you happiness on Christmas Eve, endless joy on Christmas, and good luck in the New Year. Again and again.

9. Christmas is approaching, and I want to send you my most sincere blessing: May your good luck be as dense as the stars, may your money be as surging as the sea, and may your life be as colorful as the rainbow. May your future be filled with happiness!

10. Christmas is here. May your happiness be added, worry be subtracted, happiness be multiplied, difficulties be divided, luck be squared, bad luck be squared, bad mood be like a decimal point, and good mood cycle No limits. Merry Christmas!

11. Santa Claus got lost and was looking for help on a reindeer. He happened to pass by my window and handed me a gift. He asked me to take good care of it and give it to you on his behalf at Christmas. May you have a wonderful Christmas. Happiness brings happiness.

12. Christmas is a holiday abroad, but our people are also happy. There is a joyful banquet and feasting to celebrate the New Year. Firecrackers and fireworks bring auspiciousness, bringing in wealth and auspicious photos. We worship Santa Claus and may he bring happiness and laughter. Merry Christmas!

13. A string of Christmas and New Year, happiness will never be separated; a string of good luck and happiness, family harmony and wealth will never be separated; a string of blessings from friends, friendship will never be separated; send a text message Make a string to ensure that your holiday blessings never end.

14. Let’s smash eggs together on Christmas, smash the bad luck eggs, smash the unlucky bad guys, smash the troubled fools, smash the sad fools, smash the depressed fools, Accept the golden egg of happiness I send you and celebrate together.

15. Plant a Christmas tree in the courtyard, covered in silver and shining with pearls, and with silver fruits twinkling auspiciously. Pile a Christmas tree at the door of the street, draped in red and green to send blessings, and smile with happiness and contentment. May you have the health of Santa Claus!

16. Christmas is coming, and a lost elf gave me a treasure box containing happiness. The moment I opened it, happiness spread to you who read the text message! May you and your family, the people you love, the people who love you and the people who care about you always be happy!

17. Christmas is here. I put all the joy, blessing, wealth, auspiciousness, and luck that I have collected for a year into a beautiful box, and let Santa Claus take it to deliver on Christmas Day. Here you go, Merry Christmas!

18. Christmas and winter solstice come together, and happiness will never end. Good luck and happiness come one after another, and family harmony and wealth will never be separated. Blessings from friends come one after another, and friendship is everlasting. Forward a string of text messages to keep you warm and blessed during Christmas and winter solstice.

19. The sea was calm, and the moonlight reflected the sea in a very romantic way. I threw the glass bottle filled with blessings into the bay along with the sound of the bell, and the bottle drifted with the tide. If you receive this message in a bottle, you are the person I care about most. Merry Christmas!

20. I have you on Christmas, I really wish you all the best, I have you on Christmas, blessings continue, Merry Christmas, all the best, safe Christmas, happy and sweet, Christmas is sincere, wonderful Christmas, whatever you want, I wish you a more Christmas Sweet, chic and satisfying.

21. No snowflakes, still romantic. Even in the cold winter, you feel warm. The candlelight flickered and the lanterns were bright.

The fire is blazing and the lanterns are decorated. Under the Christmas tree, there are mountains of gifts. The bells ring, auspicious and romantic. Blessings and happiness forever!

22. Christmas is coming soon. It’s not just such a beautiful day that I think of you, but every holiday that I can openly harass you. Let me tell you, be happy every day, not just Christmas! Once again, I wish you a happy Christmas and a happy day every day!

23. There are always some things that cannot be forgotten, just like sending you Christmas blessings! There are always people who affect my emotions, just like your lovely smiling face! On this Christmas, I send you a thousand and one blessings, all of which are: Merry Christmas!

24. If you could spread sunshine, whose heart would you warm? If you could blow the spring breeze, whose smile would you stretch? Who are you missing on this Christmas Eve? No matter how things change, I wish you all the best. Merry Christmas!

25. The Christmas snow dances with a romantic atmosphere, conveying the warmth of the festival; the Christmas tree is hung with beautiful greetings, spreading a happy mood; the Christmas tree is composed of warm text messages, conveying sincere blessings; Christmas is here, I wish you happiness and good luck!

26. Santa Claus comes from afar on a sleigh. He brings joy, auspiciousness, romance, joy, happiness, auspiciousness, wishful thinking, good luck, and beauty, all of which are turned into text messages and sent to your mobile phone. , what are you waiting for, turn on your mobile phone to receive it! Merry Christmas to you!