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Do bad things with good intentions, and borrow money without paying it back.

Those who are not afraid of debt collection are heroes, and those who are afraid of debt are really poor. It is difficult to collect accounts, but it is difficult for heaven. My friend, there is nothing wrong with this feeling.

I'm really fed up. You have to think of reasons in advance to urge others to pay back the money! When people borrow money, 100 reasons are all reasonable, but why can't they think of any reason when they need it? Are you shameless or do I have too much money?

3. it is difficult to collect accounts, and it is difficult for heaven! The walls at home are peeling off, and the financial arrangements are made.

Call a friend before you borrow money, an uncle after you borrow it, and a benefactor after you pay it back.

Borrow money from pessimists, because they won't expect you to pay it back.

6. Some people borrow money for many reasons! It is not impossible to regard the tolerance of others as your shameless capital, but you should also see if our relationship has reached that level! Grandson, if you are unkind, blame me for being unjust and give you no face!

7. The two saddest words are not lovelorn, but borrowing money and not paying it back.

He has been in debt for several years, but he hasn't paid it back yet.

9. I hate such people. When she borrowed money from you, she was very enthusiastic, said all kinds of nice things, and tried to find reasons when she paid back the money.

10. People beg you when you borrow money, and you beg others when you pay back the money.

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12. Don't play dead, pay back the money, keep the skin, apologize and get out.

13. My ears are soft, and I will suffer in the future.

14. There are many ways to destroy a friendship, and the most cruel one is to borrow money and not pay it back.

15. When I borrowed money, I was an uncle. When I asked for money, you were an uncle! I lend you money because I trust you, not because I have a lot of money. Good point when borrowing money. What was it like when I returned it? [mail? Protected], that person knows.

16. There is an American proverb that says, "Ambiguity is like borrowing money from others and not paying it back." Honesty and trustworthiness is an important code of conduct in dealing with people, and we should try our best to fulfill our promises on time under any circumstances.

17. The work is very hard, and the days when the work is very tired are really boring. It is difficult to pay bills, and the days when bills are paid are not attractive. The boss talked and the workers broke their legs.

18. Who said you can't eat instant noodles in the car? It is difficult to pay the bill in this economic situation.

19. I hope that people who owe money will explode in the same place. There is something really wrong with their personalities. They treat you as a friend, but you don't want to be a man. I really want to curse.

20. Lending money is a waste of water, friendship and place.

Do bad things with good intentions, and borrow money without paying it back.

2 1. Do you know? I miss you every day and every night. I want to eat, sleep and work, and I really want to tell you … pay back the money quickly!

22. My sister thinks too much. If she dares to borrow money, I'll wait for her to pay it back. There is also a word called reciprocity.

23. Good friends get along, treat each other honestly and comfort each other. I don't want him to borrow money from me, and I don't want me to be cautious when I ask him to pay back the money. This is how good friends get along.

24. Where is the bottom line? Stealing, not paying back the money you owe, and lying hurts.

25. It is easier to borrow money than to borrow it. I've been thinking about it all afternoon, and I don't know how to tell each other. Please give me some advice.

26. People who owe money and don't pay it back really have no bottom line, moral garbage and human skin dogs.

27. I have been asking for accounts for the past few years, or I will be in an ugly situation if I don't come back.

28. In view of the fact that the society is still taking legal measures to borrow money and the court has enforced it, there is still no news of 1. The defendant will not pay back the money! This phenomenon hopes that the relevant departments will help the people!

29. It is difficult to get an account. I came here early in the morning to prepare for the Spring Festival.

30. You can love fools in this era, but don't love nerds. Because a fool may be a genius in some way, but a nerd is definitely a fool.

3 1. In this fickle age, the only way to make someone love you is to borrow money and not pay it back.

32. I feel very tired and don't love anymore. Every day, I study how to get others to pay back the money voluntarily.

There are many ways to destroy friendship, and the most thorough way is to borrow money.

I am in a good mood today. I will be happier if those friends can pay me back.

35. Relatives who borrow money but don't pay it back only blame themselves for being stupid and don't believe that others didn't make IOUs. This shameless relative just refused to pay it back, saying that he had no money. He lost the lawsuit because he didn't borrow money, and now they have bought a villa. What should I do?

36. It is difficult to collect accounts. It's too difficult!

37. I visited all the temples around me, but I didn't see a Buddha who paid back the money.

The most helpless thing is to borrow money and not pay it back. You're too embarrassed to ask for money. People think you are stingy and don't talk. My family doesn't open a bank, does it?

Tell a friend that if he doesn't pay back the money, he won't ask for a loan next time.

40. It's not grandpa who owes money, it's God! God, when will you pay me back?

Friends borrow money and don't pay it back.

Friends borrow money and don't pay it back.

1. Dragon Boat Festival is coming. I will wrap a zongzi for you. Friendship is skin. The first layer is blessing, the second layer is happiness, and the third layer is everyone's wish. By the way, on the fourth floor, of course, you wrote the iou. Give it back!

2. Don't lend money to others. Lending it will make you rich and poor. Don't borrow money from others either, it will make you forget frugality.

What I owe is affection, and I hope to get back not hatred but trust. Thank you very much for checking out. I look forward to our better cooperation next year. For those friends who haven't settled accounts, please put down all the reasons and settle accounts. Reputation is the foundation of being a man. Reputation exists and everything is there!

Lending money to you is support, not urging is trust, and paying back money is honesty. Please don't undermine your honesty with the support and trust of others.

It is difficult to collect accounts at the end of the year. Those who owe money, where is your conscience? Now Yang Bailao is more insolent than Huang Shiren!

No one should want to be with a person who has no money or debt, so let it all be buried in my heart, as long as it's not my own wishful thinking.

7. It is not difficult to borrow again after borrowing and returning.

8. Rich people are grandfathers, especially those who owe money.

9. The most helpless thing is to borrow money and not pay it back. You're too embarrassed to ask for money. People think you are stingy and don't talk. My family doesn't open a bank, does it?

10. Did I lend you enough money last time, or should I lend you some more?

1 1. Money is a dirty thing, but it is also a good thing, which helps us distinguish people from dogs.

12. It's difficult to collect accounts these days! Lending money is like splashing water, which is in the foreseeable future.

13. We may have been relatives in a previous life. You are my long-lost uncle.

14. My ears are soft, and I will suffer in the future.

15. It is easy to spend money, but difficult to collect money.

16. I don't know when it started, and paying back money became the only criterion for testing friendship.

17. Please stay away from people who lend you money. This kind of person is not a liar but also an incompetent rat. Honest people don't stretch out their hands to borrow money from their lovers. No matter what his excuse is, you should not lend him money. Once you borrow it, he will manipulate you, and you will obey him and become a slave under his baton.

18. Tell a friend not to ask for a loan again unless he pays back the money next time.

19. I used to think it was the most shameless behavior to touch the meat on the meat stand in the vegetable market and then go home to cook, but I didn't know what it was until I met you.

20. It's difficult to collect accounts! Don't even answer the phone! Don't be honest! What should we do?

Friends borrow money and don't pay it back.

2 1. It's not the uncle who owes money, it's God! God, when will you pay me back?

22. It is difficult to pay money in the New Year, but it is troublesome to pay money in the New Year. Everyone else grows meat during the New Year, and I'm worried about growing old during the New Year. It is difficult to pay money in the New Year, but it is troublesome to pay money in the New Year. Everyone else grows meat during the New Year, and I'm worried about growing old during the New Year.

23. I am helpless if I don't pay back the money! Three or four dollars each time, even once or twice, peat, every little makes a mickle, that's a lot of money! Lao Tzu's money was not blown by the strong wind, but earned by my parents! If you don't ask for it, you will have it. If you don't return it, you will have it. It's too stingy if you want it! Shit, what do you want? The question about money will be counted separately in the future! I am so angry.

24. owing money is still true. Your cowardice today is the result of your years of sin.

The two saddest words are not lovelorn, but borrowing money and not paying it back.

26. People who owe money and don't pay it back really have no bottom line, moral garbage and human skin dogs.

The most embarrassing thing in the world is to ask friends and colleagues to pay back the money.

28. Don't play dead, pay back the money, keep the skin, apologize and get out.

Look at that cloud in the sky. Does it look like the money I lent you yesterday?

30. Where is the bottom line? Stealing, not paying back the money you owe, and lying hurts.

3 1. Reality tells us that there is nothing else, nothing else, no money, nothing else.

32. A person who borrows money and doesn't pay it back comments on your taste, laughs at the fact that you often buy cheap goods online, and says what a tasteful life you live. What special person? A man who wears jeans only borrows money from a man who wears jeans, but fails, pulling a face and sarcastically saying that he has no money to wear jeans. Why not lend it to me in a bargain? Who the fuck is that? What logic is this?

33. It's a pity that there are more wives who borrow money and don't pay it back in real life! ! ! Contrast, I hate it!

34. The brother who used to pay back the money is in the next class, but now he is just an ordinary friend.

35. Do you know? I miss you every day and every night. I want to eat, sleep and work, and I really want to tell you … pay back the money quickly!

36. Love maintained by touching will be numb and tired sooner or later: you are hurting me! "Another flustered and frustratedly said many people want to debt at the end of the year! "How can you be so stupid!

37. It is difficult to get into debt at the end of the year. Friends who are honest and honest with each other are good. They not only pay back the money, but also invite them to dinner and give them red envelopes, which is very grateful. The other is procrastination. Asking for debt is like asking for help. Lack of money is the reason for not paying back. What can you say? Besides, borrowing money never means taking the initiative to pay it back. You only have the cheek to ask, and people still get bored after asking several times. Anyway, you are speechless.

38. Everyone has different values. If you don't pay back the money you owe, it's an honor to get someone I can scold you but you can't scold me. Is that how your mother taught you to be a man? No culture, no quality, no values. Or a man without money.

39. I learned about a new species today, and I feel confident if I don't pay back the money. It is my right to lend you money, and it is your obligation to pay it back as soon as possible. Don't ask you to pay back the money when you don't need it. I need money now. Shouldn't it be returned right away? What's with this attitude? How great is it that you owe me money?

40. You can love fools in this era, but don't love nerds. Because a fool may be a genius in some way, but a nerd is definitely a fool.

Lend money to others and delay paying it back.

Lend money to others and delay paying it back.

1. People who owe money and don't pay it back really have no bottom line, moral garbage and human skin dogs.

We may have been relatives in a previous life, so you are my long-lost grandfather.

3. Those who are not afraid of debt collection are heroes, and those who are afraid of debt are really poor. It is difficult to collect accounts, but it is difficult for heaven. My friend, there is nothing wrong with this feeling.

It is God who owes money now! It is difficult to collect accounts every holiday.

This man is a liar. He borrowed money from his friends and didn't answer the phone. He kindly lent you money, so you broke your word. This man is too evil. You cheated for a while, but you can't cheat for a lifetime.

6. It's hard to pay the bill every year, so please pay me back quickly.

7. You can love fools in this era, but don't love nerds. Because a fool may be a genius in some way, but a nerd is definitely a fool.

8. It is not difficult to borrow again after borrowing and returning.

9. You are so capable, why don't you get a loan from the bank? Borrowing money from the bank is still your skill.

10. It is difficult to get the accounts. I came here early in the morning to prepare for the Spring Festival.

1 1. I remember that my colleague borrowed 200 yuan from me before and ran away. He was badly scolded at that time! I took 200 seriously in those days, and then I got angry when I borrowed money for the first time. I felt stupid and trusted someone I didn't know. Being cheated for a while is not happy! Why didn't you say no then? Now think about it, 200 is not much, but it's a lot of mental loss! It's a pity that I'm not rich, otherwise I don't have to struggle with my little money.

12. What you owe me is not money, but your last stubbornness.

13. I'm shameless to the extreme, I don't pay back the money, and I want to threaten it in turn, making me not a person inside and outside. I'm really good. I was bitten by a dog and thought I was really stupid before I lent money to others. I also ignored the dog as an adult.

14. I can't wait to kneel down and pat my chest when I ask for money, and avoid it when I pay back the money.

15. Some people firmly believe that it is the truth to borrow money and not pay it back.

16. What's wrong with people now? Asking for help is like collecting debts. Such friends can only say goodbye in the future

17. Never believe "I'll pay you back in two days". I don't know when to pay me back.

18. It's hard to get debts at the end of the year. Friends who are honest and honest with each other are good. They not only pay back the money, but also invite them to dinner and give them red envelopes, which is very grateful. The other is procrastination. Asking for debt is like asking for help. Lack of money is the reason for not paying back. What can you say? Besides, borrowing money never means taking the initiative to pay it back. You only have the cheek to ask, and people still get bored after asking several times. Anyway, you are speechless.

19. Did I lend you enough money last time, or should I lend you some more?

20. I like today's push very much, so I want to share it with you. Some things suddenly became clear and strengthened my thinking direction. I suddenly feel that the legal person is terrible. Maybe one day, I don't like you, and I will send you to prison.

Lend money to others and delay paying it back.

2 1. It's hard to get the bill! I've been thinking all afternoon, and I don't know how to say it.

22. It's difficult to collect accounts these days! Lending money is like splashing water, which is in the foreseeable future.

I quarreled with my wife because I lent him money.

24. People who don't pay me back worry me to death. I ordered spicy food many times, which makes me embarrassed now ... I won't borrow money in the future. I kindly lent it to you at that time. Now, I always send me away in a few days ... it's hard to be a man ... I think people really need to be conscious. Anyway, I won't play with such people in the future. ...

25. If you owe money, it's still true. Your cowardice today is the result of your years of sin.

26. Seeing how happy you have been shopping all day, I'm a little embarrassed to remind you that it's time to pay back the money.

27. Dude, um, this ... er ... I actually ... I actually want to say ... I know I'm a little abrupt, but I ... I want to ask you ... my daughter-in-law called me ... Let me ask you when it's convenient ... (explain or correct what I just said) I mean ... I actually want to say ... I'm broke.

28. Once upon a time, someone owed me money and refused to pay it back. Later, he died.

29. It is difficult to collect accounts at the end of the year. Those who owe money, where is your conscience? Now Yang Bailao is more insolent than Huang Shiren!

30. Creditors are speechless, and debt collection is like begging.

3 1. Lending is a bitter history of debt collection.

32. I hope that people who owe money will explode in the same place. There is something really wrong with their personalities. They treat you as a friend, but you don't want to be a man. I really want to curse.

33. Dunning should be simple. There is nothing shameful about dunning, and there is no punch line. The most effective way is to call a spade a spade, never say sorry, and never beat around the bush.

34. I bought a house recently, and my friend who borrowed money paid it back in time, so I was short of money.

35. Adopt a competitive collection strategy. As long as the customer is still doing business, he must pay the supplier. If you didn't receive the money, he must have given it to someone else. Suppliers who get priority payment opportunities are usually enterprises that maintain long-term good business relations and personal relationships with customers, because no one wants to fall out with friends.

36. If your ears are soft, you will suffer yourself later.

37. I feel very tired and don't love anymore. Every day, I study how to get others to pay back the money voluntarily.

In this fickle age, the only way to make someone love you is to borrow money and not pay it back.

39. Please recognize these two animals! The first beast, who borrowed money and didn't pay it back, also said that he wouldn't pay it back if he borrowed it. The second beast, the first aunt, cheated the old man of his money.

40. You don't need too many good friends. Three is enough. One will lend you money, one will attend your wedding and one will attend your funeral.

A good friend who borrows money, a sad sentence that can't be repaid.

It's sad for a good friend to borrow money.

1. Those who are not afraid of debt collection are heroes, and those who are afraid of debt are really poor. It is difficult to collect accounts, but it is difficult for heaven. My friend, there is nothing wrong with this feeling.

It's the first time to meet such a scoundrel! Borrowing money and asking me for help!

3. When you borrow money, you are a grandson, and when you pay back money, you are a grandfather.

4. I saw a new species today, and I am confident that I can't afford the money. It is my right to lend you money, and it is your obligation to pay you back as soon as possible. Don't call you when you don't need it. I want to use this money now. Shouldn't you return it at once? What's with this attitude? You owe me money. How amazing are you?

People who don't pay me back worry me to death. I ordered spicy food many times, and now it's embarrassing. I won't lend money out in the future. I kindly lent it to you at that time. Now, I always send me away in a few days ... it's hard to be a man ... I think people really need to be conscious. Anyway, I won't play with such people in the future. ...

6. What is the difference between borrowing money and cheating? Borrowing money is cheating a friend's money.

7. I am in a good mood today. I will be happier if those friends can pay me back.

8. It's not difficult to borrow after borrowing, and it's not difficult to borrow again if you don't.

9. When born, no one is thoughtful and born later; Everyone was worried when he died. It's like borrowing money casually when you borrow money, and it hurts to pay it back.

10. The most helpless thing is not to pay back the money. You're too embarrassed to ask for money. People think you are stingy and don't talk. My family doesn't run a bank, does it?

1 1. A person who doesn't pay back the money comments on your taste, laughs at you for often buying cheap goods online, and says what a tasteful life you live. What kind of person? A man who wears jeans only borrows money from a man who wears jeans, but fails, pulling a face and sarcastically saying that he has no money to wear jeans. Why not lend it to me in a bargain? Who the fuck is that? What logic is this?

12. If I don't pay back the money and keep my word, I'll kick me out of my life. Don't make yourself so sacred. If I want to lend you money, I am a villain. Hehehe.

13. I've been paying the bill for several years, and if I don't come back, I'll be in an ugly situation.

14. Lending money to Xiaoxiao and paying it back is like Yamaraja.

15. A friend said: There is a dilemma in the world. It's hard to climb to heaven, but it's hard to ask for help. I said timidly, there are three difficulties in the world: it is difficult to ascend to heaven, it is difficult to ask for help and it is difficult to collect accounts. Can you pay me back earlier?

16. This man is a liar. He borrowed money from his friends, but he never paid it back. He's not answering his phone. He kindly lent you money, so you broke your word. This man is too evil. You can cheat for a while, but not for a lifetime.

17. I, looking at you quietly, am affectionate but uneasy. For a long time, I finally couldn't help shouting: "Brother, you should pay the price!" "

18. Do you know why I protect you so much, trust you so much and tolerate you so much? Even a fool can see that you are dumber than a fool. Stop talking. Pay back the money quickly, labor and capital are short of money.

19. Love maintained by touching will be numb and tired sooner or later: you are not hurting me! "Another flustered and frustratedly said many people want to debt at the end of the year! "How can you be so stupid!

20. I hate such people. She was very enthusiastic when she borrowed money from you, saying all kinds of nice things, and looking for reasons when she paid back the money.

It's sad for a good friend to borrow money.

2 1. Everyone has different values. It's glorious to owe money. I can scold you, but you can't scold me. Is that how your mother taught you to be a man? No culture, no quality, no values. Or a man without money.

22. It's a pity that there are more wives who borrow money and don't pay it back in real life! ! ! Contrast, I hate it!

23. These days, all borrowers are grandfathers, and all debtors are grandsons!

I helped you when you had no money, not because I had money, but because I was in trouble. At the end of the year, the rent is due, I need money, the property fee is due, and the heating is due. For me now, sharing money is money. I lent you money, not because I had money, but because you were in trouble. You should have let me use mine.

I want to invite you to dinner, but I have no money. I want to invite you to dance, but I'm short and pathetic. I want to go with you, but I have to close the road. I want to sleep with you, but I don't have a bed. Fortunately, I still have my mobile phone to send you a text message to say hello: when will I pay you back?

26. People should be compassionate, but don't abuse your compassion. Paying off debts is a matter of course.

27. Who said you can't eat instant noodles in the car? It is difficult to pay the bill in this economic situation.

28. Call a friend before borrowing money, an uncle after borrowing money, and a benefactor after paying back money.

Anyone who is willing to lend you money knows that it is difficult to pay the bill. Lending is trust.

30. borrow money from pessimists, because they won't expect you to pay it back.

3 1. Doing business is simple, but it is difficult to collect accounts!

What you owe me is not money, but your last stubbornness.

33. A person who doesn't keep his word will die in the circle even if you send more than N messages in the circle of friends and settle accounts at the end of the year.

34. I am an uncle when I borrow money, and you are an uncle when I ask for money! I lend you money because I trust you, not because I have a lot of money. Good point when borrowing money. What was it like when I returned it? [mail? Protected], that person knows.

Paying back money is also a reason to say goodbye.

36. It is said that children and parents are predestined friends, and I am no exception, but I feel that I am here to ask for debts ... I am so old that I don't want them to worry.

37. You are so capable, why don't you get a loan from the bank? Borrowing money from the bank is still your skill.

Seeing that you have been shopping so happily all day, I am a little embarrassed to remind you that it is time to pay back the money.

39. It is difficult to collect accounts. It's too difficult!

40. Talking about money hurts feelings. If you don't pay back, you have to borrow it. I'm not a bank, what's more, I have nothing. You have a car and a house. How can you ignore others?