Humorous sentences on high-speed rail

The humorous sentences on the high-speed rail are as follows:

1, the high-speed rail is really a magical means of transportation, which can always arrange the noisiest children in the world to your side! After four hours on the bus, I have been forced to watch more than ten episodes of Peggy Piggy.

2. I took the high-speed train today, and the carriage was full of students who started school. There are no comics outside Xiong Haizi, and there is no business of middle-aged greasy men spitting. Very quiet.

3, comfortable business trip, although I have to get up at 6 o'clock to squeeze the subway and take the high-speed rail, it is really great to live alone at night.

Every time I travel by high-speed train on weekdays, I can't help sighing about the country's economic development when I see that everyone is working with computers.

I like to watch the scenery in the car. Although I can appreciate its beauty immediately by looking out of the window for a while, when I bow my head, I will never come back.

6. You stand on the bridge and watch the scenery, and the people watching the scenery look at you in the car. The bright moon decorated your window, and you decorated other people's dreams.

7. I spent half my time in the car, watching the scenery along the way. Today, the sky is blue, maple leaves are red, ginkgo biloba is yellow and the bottom of the lake is blue.

8. Sitting alone on the high-speed rail, I feel really bad. A person's journey has begun again, and I don't know where to go next.

9, a glass of water, a scene, a lonely trip.

10, a person went to Beijing on business, sat on the high-speed rail and looked at the scenery outside the window, feeling inexplicably lonely.