Tell sentences to people with low quality, and tell sentences to people with no quality.

1, happiness is like a rabbit, with carrots on its pillow, tomatoes in its arms, cabbage in its arms, sleeping and dreaming that it has carrots on its pillow, tomatoes in its arms and cabbage in its arms.

2. The real hidden disease is smallness, while the great hidden disease is hypocrisy. You're amazing!

3, a wolf in sheep's clothing, a liar in a mask, you are an animal when you take off your clothes, and the devil wears Prada when you put on your clothes!

It turns out that our friendship is thinner than spring ice, and I thought it was thicker than the earth!

5, standing in the military posture, the instructor said staring at a tree on the opposite mountain. Then he walked back and forth in front of the queue, and suddenly a woman's head moved. The instructor asked why, and the woman replied, you are blocking my tree.

6. If you have ever learned sincerity, I think people around you will stop spitting after you turn around.

7. After visiting the temple, someone asked the master before leaving.

8. My buddy farted when I introduced him. In order to make the woman feel good about him, I quickly said I was sorry. As a result, the fellow smiled and said, do you think you farted? I put it there! Worth a lifetime? Diaosi you!

9. hypocrite, please put away your perfunctory words, because you can't hide your disgust.

10, give you some sunshine, you will be brilliant, give you some flood, you will flood, give you some color, you will open the dyeing room.

Liu Bei is too white to see him during the day. Zhang Fei is too dark to see him at night. Finally, when they were both in the sky at dusk, Guan Yu disappeared.

12, Xiao Li chatted with friends yesterday and talked about the quarrel between husband and wife. Xiao Li proudly said: My wife and I quarreled at the end of the bed! Xiao Li's friend said: I really envy your family for solving everything in bed!

13, mosquitoes bite your face and want to commit suicide.

14, you are not cold on such a cold day (you are so cheeky).

15, pack, pack again, are you tired?

16, a dinosaur that degenerates three times a day, is the strongest waste in human history.

17, I thought you were oxygen, but it turned out to be poison gas, wearing a hypocritical mask.

18, Xiao Li likes to eat rice noodles, which coincides with the news that eating a pot of rice noodles is equivalent to eating three plastic bags. Just as I was struggling, my colleague comforted me: Go and eat. You have eaten so much rubbish, you must eat some plastic bags to pack it!

19, hypocrites, please don't beautify the world with lies, they are still ugly, and you and I both know it.

20. It was you who stabbed me in the back, you shameless person.

2 1, you treasure, you treasure, you eat the most, with salty dates in your mouth, dog tail grass in your nose, eyes like light bulbs and snot like urine. You think you are a silkworm baby, but in fact you are a big straw bag!

Don't tell others that you know me, that's an insult!

23. The Customs and Excise Department of Hong Kong found that a mother took her baby to and from the Mainland and Hong Kong many times a day, and her behavior was suspicious. The customs officer stopped her and asked, Why do you go back and forth so many times every day? Mom replied: I brought my children to feed milk powder!

24, friend, the mask has been worn for a long time, and that is the face.

25, the waiter just walked away, Mike shouted:

26, send a text message to his girlfriend, the message content is:

27. People like you are really rare in the world!

28. I was playing erhu at home when I heard someone knocking at the door. I think it might be noisy. I opened the door and it was a young man. I felt guilty and wanted to apologize, but the young man said, big brother, I'm new upstairs and I haven't decorated yet. Listen to your home decoration. Come and have a look.

29. It's not your fault to be ugly, it's your parents' fault, but it's your fault to go out and scare people.

30. You have a peony-like appearance, a plum-like tenacity, a lotus-like pure heart, a peach-like sweet smile and a sunflower-like charm of Leng Yan. I look left and right, you are a sex maniac!

At the 3 1. press conference, beautiful Xiaoli was so busy that she accidentally knocked off her famous brand. A male colleague found a pin and asked her: Use it to pin your badge? Xiao Li Ji: No, no,no. Male colleagues are entangled: Should I go?

Teacher: Xiaoming, 23+ 17=? You can't even do such a simple question. People know the answer with their asses. Why are you so stupid? Xiao Ming: Teacher, 23+ 17=? Teacher: What a fool, 40! ! ! Xiaoming: Do you think with your ass? Teacher:

33. You said you were happy with me. You also said that all your unhappiness disappeared when you saw me. You also said you wanted to laugh when you saw my news. I wonder if I'm the only woman who gives you this feeling.

34. The oversized and shameless horn is a disgrace to Eskimos.

35. The world is like this. This is all hypocrisy. If it is not hypocrisy, how can it be called the world?

36. In high school, there was a boy with thick, curly hair. One day, someone said that his hair was like a bristle. Not convinced, he tore off one and asked the girl behind him, What do you think this is? That girl blushed at once, rascal!

37. Walking in the park in the evening, a woman's ecstatic cry came from behind the grass: Husband, bite me! Come on! Ah ah ah ah! Then I parted the grass and saw the woman sitting on the swing, and the man shook her behind.

38. I wish you an early success! Go to heaven quickly.

39. I didn't expect a person to be so naive, stupid and naive!

40. The biggest irony today is your fake smiling face.

4 1, your quality is as strong as plum blossom; Your personality is as subtle as a glacier; You have a convincing connotation; You have enviable light, and you have amazing coolness; So we respectfully call you Cool Coin!

42. On my way home, a beautiful woman walked in front of me, accidentally slipped, and then looked at me with pitiful eyes, thinking that I would help her. I looked at her for a long time and finally said, God, you scared me to death. Since then, I have become 24K pure? Silk.

43. You are a superorganism living with cockroaches, a semi-plant with decaying vitality.

44, friends are like money, it is difficult to distinguish between true and false, and it is impossible to prevent!

45. To tell you the truth, I am very satisfied with the bride on the wedding day. It was her best day, but when the master of ceremonies asked, groom, would you like to marry the bride, I hesitated and kept silent. After all, I'm just the best man.

46. Today's society. Some friends are too hypocritical. Everyone's face. There is a layer of skin.

47. I was late for work again today. My boss flew into a rage and called me to her office and asked me:

48. False sincerity is more terrible than the devil. Fake good guys are worse than real bad guys!

49, physics class, before the Qingming holiday, the physics teacher said:

50. A male colleague and a female colleague quarreled in the morning. The man has been scolded by the woman and replied angrily: Don't insult my soul, the physical scene that can insult me was stopped immediately. Unexpectedly, the female colleague silently walked up to him: bah!

5 1, one day, my husband was quite disappointed with the future economic situation. Wife comfort: the fortune teller said that I have a car and a house in my life, and I have no worries about food and clothing. Don't worry. After a few seconds, my husband lit a cigarette and asked, didn't he say that you have been married several times?

After years of exploration, I finally found a golden sentence to deal with women's online shopping, that is, when she showed her husband pictures of all kinds of clothes, her husband should answer like this: you have a good eye, but it's a pity that it's not suitable for you!

53. Hypocrisy likes to hide in the noblest thoughts. It never tries to get rid of thinking, because thinking can make it gain a noble reputation without blowing away the dust.

54, the elder brothers driving, accidentally driving illegally. The traffic police came at once, and the buddy rolled down the window and slurred a bunch of Japanese. The traffic police blindfolded and gestured there for a long time, but they didn't understand what it meant, and the car behind them also became a long queue. The traffic police said:

55. Don't cry at my grave, it stains my path of reincarnation.

56. The back waves of the Yangtze River push the front waves, and the front waves die on the beach.

57. I'm too deep into the play to see through your face!

58. The legendary seven fairies have a new definition. Let me tell you in detail: rotten women, house girls, erotic women, black-bellied women, road-crazy women, leftover women, gold-destroying women, and flower-crazy women! Friend, who are you?