Wulitou copywriting

Nonsense copy (72 selected sentences) 1. In fact, I am not obscene, but simply not obvious. 2. The world belongs to us and our children, but ultimately to our grandchildren! Don't try to teach pigs to sing, it will not only lead to no results, but also make pigs unhappy! I really want to sleep, play, eat, smile and cry. 6. Suddenly looking back, the man next to him stood at the stairs with soy milk. 7. You have to believe that we will end up like a fairy tale of frogs and dinosaurs. 8. It is better to fight with a smart person than to talk to someone! 9. A big woman can't live without electricity for a day, and a little woman can't live without money for a day! 10. It's not that I don't laugh, but it makes me laugh-_-! 1 1. No matter how difficult it is, consider yourself 250. No matter how difficult it is, consider yourself a two-faced person. 12. My phone number is. Welcome to call. 13. A key fell into the cesspit and was dyed yellow, so it was called "East Evil" in Jianghu. Don't tell jokes at the seaside, it will cause "sea laughter" 15. Good men have gone to be monks, and good women have gone to be nuns. So, teacher, just follow the old woman. 16. Your so-called public place is just a toilet in my eyes. 17. Real XX masters are weapons, and all places are venues. 18. The so-called online love is the legendary behavior that can take away people's chastity. 19. Nothing in this world is impossible, just like Chris Lee can be a woman and Liu Can can be a man. 20. femme fatale was originally a coordinate word, femme fatale refers to women, femme fatale refers to men, and femme fatale actually refers to women and men. 2 1. Women are actually extremely dangerous animals. Her beauty is not so much a protective color as a warning color. 22. The reason why flowers are inserted in cow dung is because cow dung is very nutritious. 23. The worst thing in the world is that radiation is gone and salt is bought too much! 24. When you die, I will burn down Hongyi Courtyard to see you off. 25. This suction is really not covered. I really want to have one at home. 26. A person's life is to break the old self and shape a new one. 27. Hello, do you want to go to the toilet hand in hand? The toilet is not enough. 28. A man should know how to be self-reliant after he grows hair under himself. 29. As long as there is something you want to protect, just draw your sword. 30. People and dogs are both. If you don't meet for two or three days, you will be too old to know each other. 3 1. That's ironic. People who have nothing really important always know better than those who have it, so you should cherish it. 32. Yes, it is the same as our street. Vulgarity and violence, tenderness and indifference, laughter and tears. And the sun is just an ordinary street. The best way to make a bully honest is to let him know the pain of being bullied. A guy who hasn't been beaten doesn't know what pain is. 34. Is the universe invincible? The stars are changing, and a man's stupidity is always like a stubborn stone in a pit. What a passionate dream! This is all over the top. 35. Love dream? What young people need is not so naive, yes, it is calcium. As long as they absorb more calcium, everything will be smooth. 36. Listen to me, idiot. The word "sugar" is about people helping each other and carrying crosses to the Tang Dynasty. That was a long time ago. 37. You're here to see the panda, President. Don't be cheated. Although some people say that they only eat inferior bamboo, who knows what they actually eat? Maybe rinse hot pot. 38. I thought human beings should be better. 39. It's even sadder than the crumbs on the lid of the cup. 40. Life is full of troubles, and you will encounter more troubles in the future. 4 1. If you have time to think about a beautiful way to die, you might as well live beautifully to the end. 42. A samurai needs no reason to act. Since there is something to protect there, draw your sword. I am not a reader, but an author about my life. The ending can still be changed! About your life, you and I are not readers, but authors. At least the ending can be decided by yourself. As a man, it doesn't matter how many people you kill, but, ah, only one girl's innocence can never be betrayed. 46. Gaoshan, you can't underestimate me like this. I have a beast, too. It's a white man. Its name is Dingchun. 47. Xiaoyu, perhaps household appliances must show their functions, but just standing there and smiling there is sometimes enough. 48. Compared with being young and beautiful, it is more difficult to live straight even if your waist is broken. It's really hard to keep the soul beautiful. 49. You see, what are the names of those extra things, how much power they contain, and how sharp the knife your sister worked so hard to build, you can firmly imprint it on your retina. 50. Hands and feet, it doesn't matter if I give you one or two. Even if the body is separated, your rotten rope, if you can cut off those damn doomed love, cut it off for Lao Tzu! 5 1. Not everyone will hold something tightly in their hands, but they won't notice it when they have it. When they realize that the weight has slipped from their hands, although they have thought about it many times, they can never pick it up again. 52. After climbing the mountain, no one knows where to get down. But what? You don't know your next mountain until you go down. If you want to do nothing, it doesn't matter after that. 53. If you ask me, people are more sincere creatures. Dementia or death, the memory left in the heart is engraved on the soul, no matter what happens, it will not disappear. This is what I believe. 54. Wine is really a good thing, which can make people forget unpleasant things for a while, but they will remember tomorrow even if they don't want to, and it is more painful than yesterday. If you want to forget, you can't escape, especially those things that you really want to forget. 55. Optimists see opportunities in disasters, while pessimists see disasters in opportunities. 56. Being angry is to punish yourself with other people's mistakes. 57. I'm not nice to you without money and power. Can you follow me? 58. Women chasing men, laminated yarn. Men chase women, mezzanine mom. 59. When will there be a bright moon? Look up for yourself. 60. When I reached the top of the mountain, I found that the wrong road and the right road were only a few steps away. 6 1. I mean, why do we always know each other well? So you are especially fond of strangers. 62. From primary school to university, the only constant is a heart that doesn't want to learn. You should learn from others. Tencent calls me honey every time it goes online. 64. Funny quotations that make people laugh. Pigs have pig thoughts, and people have people's thoughts. If a pig has a human mind, it is not a pig, but a pig. 66. Gorgeous turn, just to hit the wall in a low-key way. 67. Don't try to pretend to be a man in front of me in the future, or I will accompany you to the end. 68. It is better to fight the wise than to talk to someone! 69. Funny quotations are invincible. I don't know much about music, so sometimes I'm unreliable and sometimes I'm out of tune. 7 1. If the teacher didn't tell us not to litter, I would throw you out. 72. Please be old and don't lead me with inferior thread in the future. It breaks down every once in a while.