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The first impression of Qq: plagiarism.

First, liking you is the most serious thing I have ever done.

Second, you play with her, crazy, love, kiss and fuck.

Third, you can answer blows with blows when you are scolded by strangers. I can't stand being hurt by people I know.

Fourth, going back and forth or going forward has become meaningless desolation.

In reality, we lie with our real names. On the Internet, we tell the truth under pseudonyms.

Six, you are a dog, who will go with you?

It looks like a joke, but that's what I mean.

Do you like water? Of course I want to! Great, so you have fallen in love with me.

Nine, people who know me say that my heart is excellent and vicissitudes are hard to find.

Would you be a little disappointed if I, an unreasonable, willful and neurotic idiot, disappeared from your life?

Eleven, why should the wedding ring be worn on the ring finger, because the ring finger has blood vessels connected to the heart.

Twelve, summer homework is; You write one, and the teacher writes one. .

As long as you love me, I can't help loving you.

Fourteen, [say good night to each other, you start dreaming, I start to miss you]

Even if I talk to myself, talk to myself, deceive myself and flatter myself, is that your way?

16. Can you still do it every day? Get up, dress up, surf the internet, and make a cell phone call.

17. I have always believed in one thing; I'll still grow taller.

Eighteen, woman, even if you are ugly, you are a hundred times more beautiful than a bitch who steals someone else's boyfriend!

Nineteen, quarreling as a child is really simple: you are a pig, and you are a rebound of the pig.

Twenty, distance will not break the ring, but emotional suspicion will.

Twenty-one, look up just to keep your nose from staying. Bow your head just to wipe your nose so that others can't see it.

Twenty-two, if you get sick during the exam. Depression before the exam, amnesia during the exam. After the exam, my condition began to improve. I had a heart attack when I got the newspaper back.

At the age of twenty-three, I gradually got used to bearing the burden of overload, wearing a mask to perform tragedies every day.

Twenty-four, a sincere heart for you, you don't want it, you don't want it, but you want it. Are you mean?

You hate your life, but someone dreams of it. ..

Speaking of ugly.

To tell the truth, face is very important in this era. Being beautiful is more or less helpful to your future. In some fields, ugly people may have to work harder than others to get what they want.

Speaking of ugly.

First, I am Yan Kong, a senior who knows his ugliness. Every time I see my sister with long legs on the road, I will walk behind her until I go in a different direction. When I see a tall, thin and good-looking little brother, I will pretend to look at his face often. It's not like nobody's chasing me. It's just that people have good and ugly faces, and good-looking personalities are not good. What beautiful and blind little brother can have a crush on me?

Second, the world is ugly, so ugly people will be looked down upon.

Third, buy oranges at roadside stalls and pick a few that sell well. The boss picked up some spotted ones and said, handsome boy, this ugly one is actually sweeter. I have a feeling: Is it because oranges think they are ugly that they try to make themselves sweeter? The boss was slightly stunned and said, no, I want to sell out early and go home.

Fourth, is it ugly or will the camera be ugly? Why can some ugly people attend?

Five, I think, ugliness comes first, you can maintain your marriage by showing off your life and your man. Suddenly feel.

6. I don't think it's such a good place, but I'm really not as sad as before when I came here. Apart from the bad idolization, there are so many beautiful girls on the street who are not good-looking, and I don't have the shameful inferiority complex as before. I need to work harder, even if it is ordinary, but I can evolve better! I wish I could hug my handsome boy. I think he misses him most.

Seven, maybe it's really a matter of appearance. What's wrong with me? That's weird. Maybe not.

Eight, being accused of ugly, poor clothes, not worthy of your son. Who is at home is not a baby.

I don't like people telling me that you are actually beautiful. I think this sentence means that you are not good-looking, but don't feel inferior. I want to comfort you. Will you get rid of the facts and say, wow, you are so beautiful, which makes people feel really beautiful?

Ten, just like my brain is not good, I still choose to take the postgraduate entrance examination. What is the reason for not looking good? Girls! Come on! ! !

I'm superficial, no matter how good your strength is, I won't take it if you don't look good. Isn't it good for a girl group and a beautiful little sister? Why do you have to choose a few people like T?

In this world, ugliness can be repaired, but only brains can't. Everything will be taken away by others except your knowledge and brain.

XIII. Create 10 1. Some young ladies sing well, listen well and watch it several times. It's really a sin. In the afternoon, I also talked with Caicai about some ugly faces.

Fourteen, want to have sex, the first thing is to look good. If you don't look good, you can participate in China's good voice. Girls in idolize, wash your eyes and wake up.

15. I have no confidence since I was a child, probably because I can't talk like others, and I'm not good-looking, and no one has ever looked up to me, but I feel more and more that I'm actually one in a million.

Sixteen, today is also an ugly day for losers, playing games, cooking and eating.

17. Why do some girls meet single-minded boyfriends when they are ugly? It feels like a world problem.

When I was in primary school, I was isolated for a while. Why are you isolated? I don't know. I really don't know. Maybe the teeth are irregular and ugly? It was really lonely at that time, and no one wanted to play with me. At first, one or two girls didn't like me, then a group, and finally almost the whole class.

The young invigilator who took the exam yesterday seems to be the first person I like. He is not very pretty, but he has a good voice. He choked as soon as he entered the examination room.

Say I am photogenic, then I will be photogenic. Better than being ugly and photogenic. hahaha.

Twenty-one, it really stinks. I don't like others to think that others are not good-looking. It's not like jb went to talk to someone else about bb. You have a special mouth all day. What China needs most is a smelly girl and a smelly boy. My special code is to make Cindy debut.

Love talks about mood phrases: I love you the most in my life.

1. If love has not come to an end, please remember: comfort is very important, more understanding, more greetings and more care.

Second, please don't forget if you can. When the wound heals, you must be willing to leave.

Being sober is good, but being too sober in love is not good. If you can be confused and love someone deeply, please don't regret anything.

I always thought there was a kind of love called letting go, but I didn't know there was a kind of pain called letting go.

It's not unforgivable after breaking up, but sometimes I won't understand it, even if I do, it's unnecessary.

If you don't know what sadness is, you won't really feel happy.

Seven, love is eternal, the appearance may change, but the essence will never change.

Eight, there is a kind of love that is invisible and intangible, but unconsciously becomes a part of life. Once you disappear, once you give up, that kind of slouches, that kind of unwillingness and disappointment is like losing your favorite thing and wandering on the roadside.

Nine, because letting go means having everything.

10. The process of men loving women is that they are afraid to leave, while women are: it doesn't matter whether they like it or not.

I will still believe in love, but I won't believe that love can last forever.

The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right beside him knowing you can't have him.

Thirteen, love is coming, of course, it is happy. However, this kind of happiness needs to be paid, and we must learn to accept disappointment, pain and parting. Since then, life is no longer simple.

Fourteen, many past events are interpreted in hazy eyes, and that persistence is gone. If one day, there is no lonely self at night, if one day, one's heart is gone, the vague pain will be as blowing in the wind as in the past. I silly smile, then silly cry, cry very sad very sad.

15. The end of a relationship is like a moment when it comes. Just humming a simple melody song, the winding notes are like holding hands, just like this, walking casually in the street. Then I suddenly walked out of each other's lives and didn't intend to go through it again.

Sixteen, the first time I heard you say I love you, my world instantly bloomed.

17. Love is always a thousand times. How can you love someone if you have never been abandoned or hurt? Love turns out to be an experience. I hope people will last long.

18. Don't wait for someone who shouldn't wait, and don't break your heart. When you fall in love with someone, you are always a little afraid, afraid of getting him and losing him. Happy are those who don't have to wait. It really takes a long time to understand the people and things you really miss. When you love, set him free; When you don't love, let love be free.

Nineteen, before love begins, you can never imagine that you will love someone like that. Before the love is over, you will never think that such love will disappear. Before love is forgotten, you have no idea: such unforgettable love will only leave a faint trace. It's hard to imagine that you can find that kind of love again before it starts again.

Love doesn't count days, it makes every day meaningful.

Twenty-one, when you seriously like a person, you will observe his every move, adjust your mood accordingly, and change with his mood.

Sometimes, the strongest person in the morning is the one who cries himself to sleep at night. ...

To the world, you are one person; But for someone, you are the world.

Twenty-four, what makes women forget is feelings, and what makes men forget is feelings. Feelings precipitate with time and disappear with time.

Twenty-five, when love fades away, it is like a speeding car on the highway, and it can't stop if you want to stop.

Twenty-six, there is no forever peaceful breakup. It is better to pull away bravely than to avoid it deliberately. At least in this way, you don't have to see each other crying so badly.

Twenty-seven, love should leave, don't attack, don't slander, live somewhere tomorrow, time is the most beautiful answer, after many years, you will find that you can really be friends after separation. When you are lonely, smoke will accompany you.

28. Loving you is a decision I have no regrets in my life. All the stars in the sky are my eyes staring at you. No matter how it ends, I know: I love you the most in my life!

Twenty-nine, love you is not negotiable. If you blink your eyes, I will die. If you blink your eyes again, I will be resurrected. If you blink your eyes again, I will die!

Thirty, lovers always say a lot of boring things and do some boring things. Happiness is being bored with someone to accompany you. It's rare that neither of you are bored.

It's not beautiful, but tell me about it.

When it comes to beauty, I think of highlights. Although highlights can't make me beautiful, painting highlights makes me happy, which directly overwhelms the little sadness caused by ugliness.

It's not beautiful, but tell me about it.

I am also an inferiority complex. In fact, every time someone praises me for my beauty, I think they are making polite remarks. When someone says that I am ugly, I feel sorry for his honesty, but I prefer to believe what he says. However, one day when I looked in the mirror, I found that I was not so bad. When I look in the mirror day after day, I feel better and better, so my confidence is gradually enhanced. Ha ha ha ha ha.

Second, my cat has been picked up for almost two years. It's not beautiful, but once the cage is opened, it can't be driven away. How time flies!

Third, every time he says I'm ugly, I listen to it backwards, hehe, although I know I'm not beautiful.

Fourth, after listening to Rong Rong's love story, fried chicken was moved ... Although my daughter-in-law is not beautiful, neither tall nor fat, she is the best for me. With a husband, what can a woman ask for?

Although he is not beautiful, it is useful to think he is cute.

Jenny is a little girl who always bows her head. She always thinks she is not beautiful. One day, she went to the jewelry store and bought a green bow. The shopkeeper always praised her for wearing a bow. Although Jenny doesn't believe it, she is very happy. She can't help being cocky, because she is eager to show it to others and doesn't care if she bumps into someone when she goes out. Jenny walked into the classroom and met her teacher head-on. Jenny, you are so beautiful! The teacher patted her lovingly on the shoulder and said.

Although we have only said a few words since the beginning of school, I still like to look at you every day. Although you are not so beautiful, I still like your appearance. Although I don't know you very well, it's not enough to look at you every day.

Eight, of course, there are touching ones. The three-bed 20-year-old girl is short and poor, and looks like a fifth-grade pupil. She seemed to be in pain, so my father gently massaged her painful place and asked with concern, does it still hurt? She has a long medical history. I can know that her father has been with this daughter for half his life. Although she is not tall, beautiful or even strong, he still loves her so much. For the first time, I think this is a real little princess.

Nine, although I am not good-looking, I prefer beautiful people at first impression, because I may not even want to know ugly people. As I talked to my friends before, although in the end they all fight for meaning, if you are ugly, many people don't want to know your meaning at all. Besides, there are many people who are not only ugly, but also have no connotation. Beauty is sometimes a passport, and ugliness is directly rejected.

I'm really looking forward to Sister Gua. I think she's cute. Although she is not beautiful, she is probably such a lovely girl. I think she will succeed.

Eleven, although I am not beautiful, but my temper is not particularly good, I am still very headstrong and will lose my temper.

I am not beautiful or ugly, but I am average-looking. Why do you take pictures of me only in the back, and the front photos are ugly?

Thirteen, although I am not beautiful, I am coquettish enough.

My grandmother is a very typical independent woman. Although she is not beautiful, I also understand why my handsome grandfather married my second-married grandmother.

Fifteen, although often praised by elders, but few people chase. So, just listen politely. How come there are more people who know they are not beautiful than those who know they are beautiful?

Sixteen, at noon, I chatted privately with a friend about a female friend and casually said that I was not beautiful. I still have a lingering fear. How can I judge others like this? Although it is a very objective evaluation, what should I do if it reaches the ears of the parties? Of course, this friend will definitely not talk nonsense, but the record of WeChat chat record in black and white is very clear. So nervous.

17. Smile every day to be beautiful! Although I am not beautiful, I try my best to live beautifully.