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How do the twelve constellations harm Xiong Haizi?

From the moment you set foot on the road home from your holiday, you will have a good chance to meet a Xiong Haizi with a loud voice, powerful abdomen, destructive max, have it both ways and excellent acting skills. So what should we do about Xiong Haizi, which is made of heaven and earth? After all, you can't really fight them PK. Xiong Haizi, each of the twelve constellations has a set!

Aries: Play LOL with Xiong Haizi, pull a few brothers, form a team and squat in Xiong Haizi. As soon as you get online, you will chase and fight until he cries for his mother to go home.

Taurus: Righteousness says: This is 25 lucky money. Do you want it or not? Take the money and get out.

Gemini: yell, "Gunara, the god of darkness!" " I'm sure Xiong Haizi will be scared off.

Cancer: I dug up dozens of teaching AIDS and various exercise books that have been dusty for many years, and gave a set of luxury diamonds to my parents in Xiong Haizi with sincere eyes. Thank you, sister. Me?

Leo: if you don't agree, you just do it! Why don't I go to your mother's house? How's my aunt recently?

Virgo: I brought a dragon crescent moon blade ... I used it to cut a plate of fruit neatly and put it in front of Xiong Haizi, creating a nice guy role for static braking.

Libra: Take out three boxes of chocolates, three bags of candy, two barrels of popcorn and a fried chicken leg for Xiong Haizi, and successfully block Xiong Haizi's smelly mouth with food.

Scorpio: Lock Xiong Haizi in the toilet silently for two hours.

Sagittarius: By the way, you really should eat more. You've lost weight. How can you grow taller without eating more? Stuff all kinds of expired junk food into Xiong Haizi's stomach.

Capricorn: Look at Xiong Haizi with a cold face all the time, as if he had nothing to do with himself and stayed out of it.

Aquarius: Tell Xiong Haizi the story of Ghost Doll Hanako, imitate the plot in the story and pretend to be possessed by a ghost to kill him.

Pisces: Praise Xiong Haizi's painting talent, and encourage Xiong Haizi's parents to take Xiong Haizi to class to study. Your child is really a smart … smart baby.