Don't be a lover, be a bosom friend.

If there is an afterlife, I won't be your beauty, your confidante, your lover or anyone. I'd rather be your mobile phone. In that case, you will hold me in your hand, stick it to your face and put it to your lips every day. I know everything about you, everything about you. If one day you forget me in a hurry, you will be anxious everywhere. It's not that I stick to you, but that you can't live without me!