Kneel for the lines of crosstalk "growing pains"

Xiao Chao, let me ask you something. What do you think life should pursue?

Pursue love and career

A that's great. I will pursue my love.

A how to pursue this love?

You must learn to meet and chat up.

A, how did you meet and strike up a conversation?

For example, look at a girl. She is our host and teacher. What if you have a crush on her?

What should I do?

As for you, you must wait for her at the TV station every day. As soon as she arrives at the TV station, you sneak in, then pat her on the shoulder, look at her with blurred and sad eyes, and then sing first: Will there be tomorrow after falling in love with you? That's what it means anyway.

A I have to run into each other and strike up a conversation. It's really like everyone looking for her thousands of times, and suddenly looking back, that person is still treating me. . . Disdain.

B hi! Leave her alone.

I met her in the public bathroom.

B Oh, this place is very romantic. . . .

At that time, the girl washed her hands and I washed my hands ... I got up the courage to tell her what I thought.

What are you talking about?

Did you pee on your hand, too?

B that. . What about a girl?

A He gently picked up the toilet and smashed it at me.

B is not weak.

A But we met and fell in love.

B good thing.

A She clamored for losing weight every day, so I persuaded her.

B how to persuade?

A eat something to lose weight.

B, huh?

A She picked up the toilet and hit me at once.

A Later, I was lovelorn.

B it should have been over a long time ago.

A Later, when I lost 1 love, I put a brick on the mountain. When I lost 1 love, I put a brick on the mountain. Later, there was the Great Wall.

B it's very long. . . . that This Qin Shihuang died of lovelorn love. . .

What do you think I should do?

You just have to listen to me. You get a job and start your own business.

A that's very kind of you. I apply for an interview every day, but they often ask me some boring questions.

What did b ask you?

Do you know the concept of teamwork?

B tell me about it.

One monk carries water to drink, two monks carry water to drink, three monks have no water to drink, four monks play mahjong, and a hundred monks steal Xinkai dishes.

Hmm? All right. Hmm. Hmm. This applause is all about 200 monks who have been robbed of vegetables and dinosaurs. Is this ridiculous?

A don't worry about it.

B You're outrageous. What else is there?

This is the most hateful thing. Some companies ask me: Can I speak English?

Well, English is very important.

A What post-80s generation don't understand English now?

B Then tell me.

You see, they asked me how to say "Happy New Year".

What did you say?/Sorry?

I was shocked by them.

B Tell me about it.

Happy birthday!

Oh, birthday. Don't talk nonsense if you don't understand this English. You can ask me if you don't understand.

Do you know English?

B My English is very good.

Really?

B you can ask.

A OK, let's translate it.

Come on.

Quick translation.

B ok.

A Oh, hello, ladies and gentlemen.

B that's it.

Yeah, yeah.

B Well, let me translate it for you with pure American pronunciation.

A ok.

Ladies and gentlemen, let's say tonight: you and you and you and you and you and you, hi!

Yang, do you know what I like about you?

What do you like about me?

I like you to stay away from me.

B Oh, what do you mean, stay away?

A What kind of life are you going to talk about at this rate?

B Is it a big pronunciation problem?

No. What do you think I should do?

B If you do this, you can work in a big enterprise.

A said it well. I go to Haier Group!

B people are big companies.

Look at the questions people ask. What a good question.

What do people ask?

A man asked the Haier brothers of Haier Group why they only wore underwear.

B underwear? what did you say ?

A Why do the Haier brothers only wear underwear?

B why?

Because of them.

B what?

A Because they don't have Q coins.

B (speechless. . . A few fingers)

A This is the corporate culture, and this is the corporate culture.

B (surprised) You are the legendary 290?

A people are all 250. How could I be 290?

B You are 250+38+2(=290).

You're taking it personally.

B What do you mean, there are no Q coins?

I find my life very depressing.

B hi

A himself grew up in his twenties, and suddenly found that kindergarten was easier to mix. When I was a child, I could hold the hand of any female classmate. You can hold any female classmate's hand when you grow up, that's all. .

B smelly rascal.

A can think nothing when he is a child, but he must grow up.

B You must consider everything.

A When I grow up, I'm afraid of growing up. I really want to be like a child (background music: we are all good children) (wiping tears).

B stop! Stop. Stop. Stop the music. This is not. . What's the matter with you?

You have medicine.

You're sick. You are sick.

A you can cure it.

B Are you sick? Are you sick? Are you sick?

You repeat the machine.

A B, don't do it for me! !

(The two make the action of "the eagle spreads its wings")

B I tell you, if I don't act, I will kill you!

One who consumes who, this is.

You're sick.

I'm not sick.

B why is it so low?

I went out to take medicine.

B why is it so depraved?

Ah, who fell?

B I tell you that youth is passionate, youth is passionate, and the rhythm of youth should be like this. (Nobody starts music)