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Sand Sculptor Reverses Copywriting

Sand Sculptor Reverses Copywriting

1, you must not be unhappy, so I will laugh to death.

2. My good friends are all divorced, and I am much better. I have lost my hair.

Come with me, you will have a bowl brush after I eat something.

4, hope to get a heart, don't always blind date.

The reason of being fat is probably that my thin body can't hold my great personality.

Since I left my hometown, the villagers have had difficulty drinking water.

7. I insist on doing sit-ups every day, one at night and one in the morning.

8. When you think you can't do it, you walk on the zebra crossing, so that you can become a pedestrian.

9. If you don't marry me after ten years, then we are really miserable.

10, it's terrible to have no culture. Want to drink the northwest wind, can't tell where the northwest is.

1 1. Remember, no matter how estranged we are in the end, a red envelope can go back to the beginning.

12, everything is difficult at the beginning, difficult in the middle, and even more difficult in the end.

13. If the star falls, you can hit it. You can't scold if you miss it.

14, made a plan last month, because Lan completed a P.

15, I think twice every time I chat, for fear of saying something wrong ... making you think I want to continue chatting.

16, not every sentence of "I'm sorry" can be replaced by "it doesn't matter", but every sentence of "your uncle" can be replaced by "your uncle"

17, I am a very narrow-minded person. If anyone annoys me, I will do eye exercises in front of him.