Tell me how to say humorously that the screen of the mobile phone is broken.

1, when the mobile phone flies down from the upstairs in flight mode, it always feels as if the screen of the mobile phone has changed.

Today, I am lying in bed playing with my mobile phone. I accidentally dropped my mobile phone. I immediately kicked it off with a backflip. Luckily, I didn't get hit. What happened to my mobile phone?

Walking today, I saw a beautiful woman and wanted to take a photo with her mobile phone. Who knows, the mobile phone fell to the ground with a bang. At this time, the beauty looked forward and said, damn, I can finally buy a new one!

4. My screen exploded.

5. Why did my moral integrity break on my mobile phone?