Say some narcissistic sentences about others.

1, Yushu is better than Pan An in the breeze, and a pear flower is better than Haitang.

I have been worried about one thing: how can others live without me in the world? Oh, I'm really angry.

3. Last time a girl asked me, how many beautiful girls have you chased since you were so big? Did I tell her? A friend of mine told the girl the truth. Usually beautiful women chase him, and that girl fainted at that time.

4, the child's words are unscrupulous, blurted out without thinking, and outlined a flawed but affectionate id.

5. I am handsome, with thin eyes and well-proportioned figure, like a star. I passed the international ISO900 1 Handsome guy system certification for the first time. Tips; Signboard beauty deserves attention.

6. Many of Stephen Chow's classic lines are like this, and Baidu also has many.

7. I want to be a man and marry a good woman like me in my next life!

8. Don't be infatuated with your brother, he is just a legend.

9. Don't push me, or I will become great and out of control.

10, I don't want to say that I am handsome, because I don't want to say the same thing as people all over the world!

1 1, a star falling can't dim the splendor of the starry sky, and a flower can't desert the whole spring.

12, you said my appearance was fake, and so was the money I gave you. I tell you, I can tolerate that your money is fake, but I can't tolerate that you say there is something wrong with my appearance.

13. Life is like making a phone call. Either you hang up first, or I hang up first.

14. Hey, why haven't you seen anyone more handsome than me?

15, don't give up if you are jealous, please continue if you are envious. Today's weather is good, it's a good day to go out and release your handsome.

16, go all the way to the red line and stop, so that the leaves in the flowers will not touch you.

17, I grow up, learn to smile, learn to be strong, and learn not to cry for anyone.

18, life is a book, fools generally read it, and wise men read it carefully, because wise men know that they only have one chance to read it.

19, I planted a girlfriend in spring and harvested a bunch of men in autumn.

20. From now on, I hope I can become ugly slowly, otherwise I will be molested by erotic fanatics. I'm scared.

2 1, when we are Laozi, will we become empty cicada shells, will we hang on the branches of the years, face the dusk with our mouths open, but forget to sing?

22. liking me is like buying a lottery ticket. There is only one winner. However, being able to win the third prize of My Smile is happier than winning 5 million!

Narcissistic teasing others is not as handsome as yourself (40 sentences)

Narcissism is making fun of others who are not as handsome as themselves. If you like me, you will buy a lottery ticket. There is only one winner. However, if you win the third prize of my smile, you will be happier than winning 5 million.

No one urged me to sleep, and no one said good night to me. I really can't sleep.

When I was born, God asked me whether I should have a good memory or be beautiful. I have forgotten what I answered at that time.

We drifted all the way, leaving only one tire footprint. ...

Being a handsome man is very tiring, I really know that.

6. Don't be infatuated with me, I'm just a legend.

7. No matter how the life novel ends, it is a willing self-directed performance.

8. Your words can make me wander between heaven and hell.

9. I am not cool at all, but I am handsome.

10. Young man, you must study hard and don't eat and drink with a handsome face like me.

1 1. Why don't I have a handsome deskmate, but my deskmate does?

12. This user is so handsome. It is forbidden to set personal data.

13. I always thought that the word "beautiful as a fairy" meant me, but it wasn't. Very charming.

14. A girl in front said I was handsome, so I slapped her when I stepped forward. This is a waste of time!

15. I planted my girlfriend in spring and harvested a bunch of men in autumn.

16. I want to commit suicide because I am so handsome, but all the girls beg me, "You are really handsome. It is your courage to live. It's not your intention to be handsome, but God depends on how beautiful the world is. "

17. You are so handsome, and I am ugly in a new realm.

18. When I was a child, my teacher asked me to explain those words: handsome boy? I'm confused. Suddenly, my deskmate held a mirror in front of me, and I suddenly realized!

19. Being a handsome person is very tiring, I really know this.

20. "Do you want to cut a whole pizza into 8 pieces or 12 pieces?" "Eight dollars, I can't eat 12 dollars."

Narcissism teasing others is not handsome. 2 1. I cut my bangs to cover my acne. In the eyes of the class teacher, I have the idea of falling in love.

22. I am not cool at all, but I am handsome.

23. There is no fate between us, it all depends on my face value.

24. I was born to do great things.

25. A beautiful sister paper asked me: Hi, do you have a girlfriend? I said excitedly, no way, sister paper picked up the skirt and turned around and said, do you think it looks good? My heart beat faster and I said, beautiful. Sister paper went on to say: well, I think so, too. My boyfriend gave it to me.

26. Don't challenge my sister's skill with the speed at which you throw the video!

27. I just want to be a quiet and beautiful girl, but my amazing appearance really can't be quiet.

28. Am I redundant? Actually, I'm not redundant. There is only one me in the world. How can I be redundant? That's the only one.

29. Law-abiding and depressed, strong beam and singing every night, riding a mule to harm others, being honest and fair and starving. Building bridges and roads is blind, killing and setting fires. I went to the Western Heaven to ask my Buddha, and the Buddha said, No way!

30. The story told today is not far from now. If there is an old man at home, you can go back and ask him-it was blocked during the Spring and Autumn Period and the Warring States Period …

3 1. Never talk about your ex-girlfriend with your wife. It is a lie to say that you are not angry!

32. The child's words are unscrupulous, and what he blurts out is an unthinking story, which outlines a full but affectionate ID.

33. Countless people envy and hate my charm. I know that every time I go to the street, countless girls will be attracted by my enchanting and handsome face, shining angel aura and temperament from the inside out.

34. Yes, I am that handsome.

35. I am young, everyone loves me, flowers bloom and flowers fall, and my car has a flat tire! ! ! Every time I walk down the street, either a handsome guy turns around or a beautiful woman jumps off a building!

36. Don't press the video until it comes up. You think your TV, if you press it, people will go out.

I will try my best, or others will say that I am nothing but beautiful.

38. I can kill you with a keyboard, or I can shame you with my beauty.

39. Don't give up if you are jealous, but continue if you are envious. Today's weather is good, it is a good day to go out and release handsome.

40. From now on, I hope I can become ugly slowly, otherwise I will be molested by erotic fanatics. I'm scared.

Narcissistic sentences

1. I'm pure fiction. If I read it online, I will be cursed!

2. I am handsome, with thin eyes and well-proportioned figure, like a star. I passed the international iso900 1 Handsome guy system certification for the first time, and there are hints; Signboard beauty deserves attention.

Relax, I'm not a good person.

4. Don't challenge my sister's skill with the speed of throwing video!

5. Don't press the video when coming up. You think your TV, if you press it, people will go out.

6. Don't think I'm out of reach just because I'm handsome. In fact, I am a sea of rivers.

7. Don't be infatuated with my brother. My brother is just a legend. I planted girlfriends in spring and harvested a bunch of men in autumn.

8. From now on, I hope I can become ugly slowly, or I will be teased by a sex maniac. I'm scared.

9. When we are Laozi, will we become empty cicada shells, hanging on the branches of the years, facing the dusk with our mouths open, but forgetting to sing?

10. I don't want to say that I am handsome, because I don't want to say the same thing as people all over the world!

1 1. You can have a crush on me because I don't have a sister-in-law.

12. Lao Tzu said, hit it with a brick and hit it on the head, whether you die or not. Forget it. ￣

13. My mother was so upset by her entanglement that she pulled the quilt away. As soon as the old lady saw me, she followed me like crazy. She burst into tears, fell to the ground, shook her head and screamed: I was born 50 years earlier! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! Lightning mom ......

14. My mother hurried out, trotted all the way, and accidentally met an old lady in the obstetrics and gynecology department next door. The old lady grabbed her mother and said kindly, son, what's the hurry? What is the hard part? Don't hit the child. ......

15. Brain cells began to rebel and get out of control.

Your appearance is really pleasing. . . The decline has dragged down the internet speed. .

17. Everyone says I'm ugly, but I'm handsome and low-key!

18. Shakespeare once said: Mona Lisa, will you stop laughing? No, I feel sick when I see you.

19. Am I so radiant that you can talk nonsense?

20. I heard that getting married is super cheap now. The civil affairs bureau will pay 9 yuan to solve it. Let me treat you.

2 1. The child's words are unscrupulous, and the words blurted out without thinking outline a full but affectionate ID.

22. When I was fifteen, I didn't dare to go to school. I dare not go to kindergarten for half a day. The children in kindergarten are crazy, and my face is swollen into watermelon by the little girl's kiss. My aunts beat up the children, if nothing else, because they were born in the same year as me and the military and police were out, the riot subsided.

23. I smiled at the sky from the horizontal knife, and then I went to sleep.

24. I want to be a man and marry a good woman like me in my next life!

25. A fallen star can't dim the brilliance of the starry sky, and a flower can't desert the whole spring.

26. Some people are alive, but they are dead. Some people are still alive, and he should have died!

27. We drifted all the way, leaving only one tire footprint. ...

28. Hold your hand and drag your child away. If you don't go, you will continue to drag on if you are dizzy ~

I really appreciate the way you left when you broke up. Without a trace of nostalgia!

Narcissistic hilarious sentences about narcissistic hilarious sentences

Selected narcissistic hilarious sentences

1) Why don't I have a stunning deskmate, but my deskmate does?

2) I am good-looking and not easy to cheat, so the invigilator can't help but look. No wonder I was often found in those days.

3) This kind of thing, you are ugly, you rank first, and I am handsome and casual.

4) I always thought that the word "beautiful as a fairy" was referring to me, but it was not.

5) When I was born, God asked me whether I should have a good memory or be handsome. I have forgotten what I answered at that time.

6) I must work hard, or others will say that I am nothing but beautiful.

7) Being a low-key person, as handsome as me, I didn't say.

8) It's really pathetic to be particularly handsome but not know, so please remind me often.

9) There is no fate between us. Everything depends on my face value.

10) Every time I go shopping, many people send me small advertisements and leaflets. Alas, this is me, I am so beautiful.

Complete works of narcissistic funny sentences

1. If beauty is a crime, I have committed a heinous crime.

It is not convenient to go out in such a strong wind. I am so cute. If I accidentally blow it into someone's arms, they won't return it.

3. Some people say that I am handsome, but I smile because I smile more handsome.

4. People who are super funny, good-natured, considerate and gentle are really impeccable, such as me.

I can kill you with a keyboard, or I can embarrass you with my beauty.

6. Recently, people always say that I am cute. I've been thinking all night, but I haven't figured out who leaked the news.

7. Someone asked me what is the first beauty in my hometown? I replied: it's me.

8. Ask yourself, if you were someone else, would you like to have sex with yourself? I can't even think about it, how can I have such a blessing!

9. Think carefully before you come near me. I have nothing but good looks.

10. People are always hated inadvertently, unlike me, they are always liked inadvertently.

1 1. What's the big deal about being beautiful? People always tell me that.

12. I just want to be a quiet and beautiful girl, but my amazing looks really can't be quiet.

13. When I was a child, my teacher asked me to explain those words: handsome boy? I'm confused. Suddenly, my deskmate held a mirror in front of me, and I suddenly realized!

14. Why don't I have a stunning deskmate, but my deskmate does?

15. There are two kinds of people who are the most charming in the world: one is like me, and the other is like me.

16. After meeting me, you will suddenly find that handsome can be so single-minded!

17. There is no fate between us, it all depends on my face value.

18. Every time I walk alone at night, I'm so scared. It's so dark and I'm so beautiful. I'm afraid others can't see me.

19. If I am a woman in my next life, I must marry a man like me.

20. Last time a girl asked me, how many beautiful girls have you grown? I told her there were none, and pretty girls usually chased me.

2 1. I saw a handsome boy in the distance. I went over and took a closer look. It turned out to be a mirror.

Just now, a beautiful man sat in front of me. We watched for a long time and didn't speak. Don't put down the mirror until your hands are sore.

23. I wake up every morning. Handsome has become the biggest disaster in my life.

24. When your selfie can't find a good angle, you must realize that you look better than the photo.

25. I have no shortcomings, but my biggest shortcoming is that I am too smart.

26. Some people say that cats are the cutest creatures in the world. I don't agree. They must have never seen me.

27. A little girl once said to me upstairs: Brother, you are so handsome! I immediately replied: not handsome, not handsome, just long.

28. When we are Laozi, will we become empty cicada shells, hanging on the branches of the years, facing the dusk with our mouths open, but forgetting to sing?

29. The lovely me has long since disappeared, replaced by a more lovely me.

Call me handsome, I don't mind, but don't involve my friends, it's none of their business, they are just a group of innocent fools.

3 1. Why do handsome people get special treatment? No, it will spoil me.

32. Every time I see myself in the mirror, I swear, how can there be such a beautiful person in this world?

I don't want to be liked, I just want to be an attractive villain.

34. I envy my deskmate more and more, because she has a charming deskmate who is very witty and selflessly spreading laughter and love.

35. I am always alienated by ordinary people because I am too handsome. You see, nobody looked at it when I was talking.

36. I suddenly want to go out and cheat money to eat and drink by relying on my handsome face, and live a lewd life freely.

37. I am not cool at all, but I am handsome.

Today, a girl praised me for being thin, so I slapped her in the face. Can't you see how handsome I am? !

39. Being a handsome boy is tiring, I really know that.

40. What happened? Let's talk openly. Don't always call me beautiful and lovely behind my back. Are you bored? Like no one knows.