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Single. All right, let's talk.
With the development of mobile Internet and social networks, more and more people like to publish stories in the circle of friends, record and share their daily lives. Then what kind of talk will not ruin this street? The following is a collection of singles I collected for you. Welcome to reading. I hope you will like it.
1, I'm depressed recently. I don't want to talk or move. I feel that I'm lovelorn, but I'm single dog! Is it the water? In a bad mood.
2. It's nice to be single. Why have you been looking for a girlfriend?
Being single is also an attitude towards life. Being single doesn't mean rejecting love, just trying to live the present with your heart. Even if there is no one else in life, we can still live a wonderful life.
4, good-looking skin lewd, interesting soul single addiction.
5, the pain in the baby's heart is really bitter, but no one will understand. Nobody cares about this yet. What a thankless job! I want to be single all my life.
6. Sometimes it's good to be single, at least no one can hurt you.
7. I suddenly want to find a boyfriend, and then I am still single the next moment.
8. Welcome single friends who like photography and spring outing to travel together.
9, in fact, there is nothing wrong with being single, at least when you meet someone you like, it can be justified.
10, I think being single is good, but it's always ironic.
1 1, single, because God has a better person for you.
12 in fact, every time there is a contradiction, I am ready to be single, but the more I like you, the more you hide.
13, unless he can make your life better than when you are single, you don't have to take off the bill for anyone.
14, the best way to maintain marriage is to live a single life in marriage.
15, I'd rather be single than talk about feelings casually, because I don't want to run out of my best when I meet better people.
16, if you are not your favorite person, being single is not bad.
17, I took a fancy to a beautiful dress, only to find myself single when I bought it back.
18, it's good to be single, at least I don't have to think about someone everywhere, and I'm afraid I'm not doing well enough and I'll be swayed by considerations of gain and loss.
19, it's good to talk about being single, but you will still be silent when you see a couple.
20. It's good to be single, and you can be justified when you meet someone you like.
2 1, unless that person can make your life better than when you are single, why take off the bill for that person?
22. Marriage doesn't mean happiness, and being single doesn't mean misfortune, because we are born lonely and can't leave at the same time. If a person lives, as long as he has a good attitude, it is a kind of happiness, as simple as that.
23. There are always some men who never send photos of their girlfriends online because they always want others to think that they are single.
24. Envy purebred single dog for skipping Valentine's Day. I, a mixed-race single overtime dog, worked overtime on Valentine's Day.
25. Singles Day is nothing. We'd better be single.
26. I will be a good person and let me help you end your single problem tomorrow night.
27. Well, I don't know. Let's just keep it that way. We don't want to be old and find a partner. I can always hope that you will remain single. Haha, the idea is evil. I don't want time to pass too fast.
28, gun in hand, follow me, there is no object online; Radish and cabbage have their own preferences; Speak kindly and sincerely, and bid farewell to the single age sooner or later; Get a license and get married. Don't forget this great matchmaker.
I like eating, drinking and sleeping. Not beautiful, not showing off. I'm fine. Happy tanabata. I'm glad we are single. We still have moments of freedom.
30. Some people are still single when others are in love, but they gradually grow into better themselves.
3 1, it's good to be single, not jealous, not crying, not caring, not afraid of leaving, not afraid of losing, not afraid of being cheated and betrayed, not afraid of romance.
32. Being single is also good. Two people worry too much, but they are bound.
You and I should both be grateful for the days when we were single, so that we could have such a period of time to cultivate ourselves and gradually become better people.
34. Being single is not bad. I feel calm enough to learn to get along with myself.
35. Before meeting the next person who likes you, the best way is to be rational and single.
36. Love only one person at a time, and choose a single person worthy of love. Because I have loved, I am kind; Because you know, you are tolerant. Forgetting is a good thing, but don't forget those good people who helped you in trouble.
37. Couples grab a lot in the class, but I think it's better to be single, don't you?
38. Unless you can make my life better than when I was single, why should I leave single for you?
39. It's good to talk about being single, but you will still be silent when you see a couple. In fact, what you are afraid of is not love itself, but falling in love with someone you shouldn't love.
40. I don't seem to have high expectations for feelings. It's good to have a boyfriend and it's good to be single. In short, I don't fight for it, and I don't seek to win or lose.
4 1, single is not guilty, but it is not good to let others be single.
42, why envy others in pairs, single is also quite good.
43. Single life seems to mean that no one will make you angry, and of course no one will surprise you.
44, Valentine's Day, poop-poop, not rare, single is not bad, one person eats two people.
45. It is super comfortable to go shopping alone after work, and I feel single again. The sad thing is that it is really difficult to buy clothes when people are fat. Happily, the rice is coming, hot rice noodles. It seems five years ago that I ate them last time.
46. It's nice to be single. Don't be jealous, don't cry, and don't be afraid of losing.
47. People always turn around and ask me. It's disgusting. I'll talk about it here. I am still single!
48. It's good to look single like this, at least you don't have to worry about breaking up.
49. Who says being single is not good? Love is precious, and the free price is higher. If you are single, you can throw both.
50. This morning, my best friend told me that he finally got rid of the bachelor family before Singles Day, saying that it was all the result of his hard blind date, alas! Dear single friends, try to join the blind date family!
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