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Beg my youth. Who is in charge? Classic lines.
2. Younger: Why can't we cooperate? Can't underwear be linked to real estate? Only the unexpected, nothing can't be done.
Sample: I have limited food, limited clothes and limited flowers every day, but my happiness must be infinite.
4. Sample: Happiness means working with the most handsome ant I think, for the grass in others' eyes and for the tree in our eyes.
5. Thunderbolt: In my subconscious, I have a fear of power and an ostrich mentality of muddling along. On the other hand, my ideal little flame flickers on and off and refuses to go out.
6. Thunderbolt: Not the ideal that parents think is the ideal, and there is no distinction between high and low ideals. Just because I didn't realize my mother's ideal doesn't mean my ideal is equally worthless.
7. Sample: Isn't it advocating the self-realization of individuality now? But I made it public, realized it, and the consequences were ruined?
8. Sample: As long as there is perseverance, the iron pestle is ground into a needle. Yu Fang: It depends on what material we are made of. We are wooden pestles that are ground into toothpicks at most.
9. Sample: Do you know what the happiness of ants is? Yu Fang: Yes, Xiao Appetite is not greedy. Sample: We are satisfied, others still don't have enough to eat a bowl, and we will be happy for half a year if we have a bowl.
10, demo: What happened to Xiao? We are all small, and we will never succeed as bulldozers. We have struggled for half our lives, and we are only a handful of people.
An interminable article:
1, Yu Fang: There's a KTV in Beijing with a lucky name, called the Cashier. You have been throwing money into it since the opening day. You like making money too much. I'll change it for you. It's lucky. Qian Xiaoyang: Call the till. Yu Fang: It's not that good-it's called a piggy bank.
2. Yu Fang: You really have a real surname, and you have a money-oriented head.
3. Sample: So many flowers are really beautiful, and you can tell they are fake at a glance.
4. Sample: First of all, I didn't offer to sell the fake note, but the students begged me to open it. After being rejected, they confused me with money. Buyers and sellers reached a deal with the same market demand. Unexpectedly, the market demand expanded rapidly, and many students arrived at the news. I was put up and didn't come down.
I have been sitting here all afternoon. The more I think about it, the more I feel that the market is the same as life. Everyone is a stock. See that green one? I'm inside. I'm falling down. This man struggles upwards, while water flows downwards. You can't just look down on it, so you will never make progress. If you don't look at those red ones, you will create a lot! Just like Zhou Jin is a blue chip, Qing Chu is a blue chip, Thunder is a potential stock, and I am a junk stock.
6, you only have 30 yuan left, you are still poor, so handsome!
7. Zhou Jin: I know that the sugar coating was eaten and the shells were shot back.
8. Thunderbolt: What features do you like about our restaurant? Customer: There are few people, and I like the feeling of a bunch of people around me.
9. Money comes in: Madam, I have exciting news for you. Your girlfriend left home.
10, Chu Qing: Death is entering another stage of life, just like you push one door open and walk into another, but there is nothing to be afraid of. I just told you to go to that room. Then maybe that house has everything and is happier than here. Qing Chu: I don't know. Anyway, the people who went to that house haven't come back yet. Sample: That's right. It's scary to just wander back.
Philosophical articles:
1, demo: Everyone has a personality, and no one is born to adapt to society. The environment is like a river. We are all stones in the river. At first, we had different shapes, with horns on our heads and thorns on our bodies. After a long time, we were washed away by drinking water. The horns and thorns are ground into circles.
2, thunderbolt: Happiness means that cats love to eat fish, dogs love to eat meat, and Altman loves to beat small monsters.
3. Grandma: If you can't change the result, improve the process.
4. Grandma: At present, the concept of success instilled in people by society is too single. What you young people pursue is nothing more than making money and becoming famous, and labeling yourself as successful, with a thousand people on one side and a thousand people on the other. This is a typical result-oriented theory. In fact, not everyone who gets the result is successful, and no result is not a failure. My life experience is that success lies in the process. Looking back later, what was fun was not the last bump on the line, but the gift of shopping. Good is easy to earn. If it is not good, it is nothing!
5. thunderbolt: the experience of growing up depends on ourselves, not on parents' forced indoctrination. If I don't drive, I have no experience. Sooner or later, you will still fall. Parents' experience is valuable, but it is for reference only.
6. Sample: Gao Qi is right. We are not only our own, but also responsible people.
7. Lei Lei: She knows she is naive, but if she is not allowed to be naive, she will remain naive.
8. Grandma: Reason and emotion are the most difficult problems in life. It is naive to cover up reason with emotions, and complete reason is empty talk. The sign of maturity is to separate the two. You can look at the problem emotionally, but you must solve it rationally.
9. Thunderbolt Boyfriend: What's the worst thing about a person? Is to do something he doesn't like. Worse than the worst, I want to work all my life!
10, Zhou Jin: If mistakes are the price of growth, then correcting them is a mature process. Only when people make mistakes can they know how to avoid not making mistakes in the future. Even so, they may lose the opportunity to correct them forever. Failure to correct mistakes is the most tormenting thing for people, just like a thorn stuck in their hearts forever, which hurts when they think about it.
Household goods:
1, Yang Er: Your aunt is a person who doesn't make progress and doesn't know how to realize her self-worth. Unlike me, she is so enterprising. This is the difference between sparrows and swans. Li Buli: I have always felt that menstruation's family is warmer than ours, and the family atmosphere is particularly good. Younger: That's when two birds in their family get together. Unlike our family, I ended up looking for a sparrow after a swan.
Everyone just wants to leave their parents when they are young, as far away as possible. Before you know it, you will fly away and be separated from them by Qianshan. One day you suddenly turn around and find that no matter how far you go, there is always a line connecting you with them. At that time, your parents were old and their legs and feet were no longer neat. So you must turn around and go back to them. Different from the past, you became an adult and they became children. Everyone follows this trajectory, leaving, coming back, separating and getting together again. This is home.
3. Yang Yi: Children's life is a ship. Experienced sailors, that is, parents, should take the helm.
4. Grandma: Home is a cooperative group. If one side is in trouble, all sides will support it. What is home? Home is the environment in which China people have lived for thousands of years. Home is everyone's safety umbrella and protective cover, with nothing left. As long as there is a home, there will be nothing left.
Younger: Your father and I divorced, so you have to accept the reality. Thunderbolt: Yes, I was sentenced by default when I got divorced. Now, while these three people are here, I'll make up a farewell ceremony for my body and pay tribute to it. After that, I will say goodbye to the past completely.
6. Lei Lei to Thunderbolt: Parents' love is a wet cotton-padded jacket, which makes them uncomfortable and cold. When they are both around you, you will feel flooded.
7. Younger: The fate of sample families tells us that education is the first book in life. What color does the mother give the child?
Lei Lei: You think your parents should take care of you, but they are human beings. Isn't it selfish to ask them to take care of you when their needs conflict with yours?
9. Ma: Communication! Look how well I communicate with Chu Qing. There are some things to talk about before opening. Sample: Yes, many contradictions have just been said.
10, Thunderbolt said to his mother: What moved me most was that you and Comrade Lei Lilai made indelible contributions to the death of Ledao Western Restaurant. Yang: This is the first time our daughter has spoken. I know how to kill with a soft knife.
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