Humorous and self-deprecating sentences with high emotional intelligence

Humor, self-deprecation and high EQ are as follows:

1. More important than the three views is the five senses.

Don't miss your sister. I take off my makeup and make you vomit blood.

3. If my face is mixed-race, at most, it is a mixed-race of Vietnam and Cambodia.

I am losing weight every day except eating, and you still say that I have no perseverance?

Thanks to my eyes, no matter how small or narrow, I can see, sunrise and sunset, flowers bloom and fall.

6. I am not single. I have a girl with a hard disk.

When I woke up, it was already dark.

8. More important than the three views is the five senses.

9. If you want to wander the rivers and lakes, you'd better be single.

10. You are confused, but you pretend to be great.

1 1. A good man has no good wife, but a lazy man marries a squid.

12. Put down your posture, I am the master of my road.

13. Live well and have a new blow every day.

14. I refuse to obey anyone when I am drunk, just hold the wall.

15. Heroes don't ask for a way out, hooligans don't look at their age.

16. Earn other people's money and go to hell with poverty.

17. The quieter the tree, the more I love it. It's not there.

18. Never regret seeing me, never regret seeing me.

19. A woman without talent is a virtue. I must be too evil.

Mean is a universal truth, and you and I are just one of them.

2 1. I'm not single. I have a girl with a hard disk.