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Be an interesting person, speak humorously and speak sentences to people with low quality.
1, those girls who can't unscrew the bottle cap are actually loading the bottle cap. You can ask her to open it without scissors.
2, sleepy is a word, I only say it once, you know I can only express it with sleepy.
Life is like an angry bird. There are always some pigs laughing when they fail.
When we grow up, our homework has been left to us.
I remember being single or noble two years ago, and how I became a dog these two years.
6. Sorry, the disappeared people can't come back. I have my pride.
7. If someone asks you how you got fat, you will say you forgot. Don't explain, the more you explain, the more sad you get.
8. You add me, don't talk to me, don't give me a thumbs-up and don't hook up with me. Are you looking for an opportunity to plot against me?
9, experts say, don't stare at the phone for too long, or the battery will be dead.
10. Due to the recent frequent earthquakes, the road to love has been broken. Please make a detour.
Time sees through people's sentences.
1 1. Every time you quarrel with others, you will know to scold when you lie in bed.
12, turn it off at midnight on time, or the princess will turn back into Cinderella.
13. Flowers are the same age and have grown into flesh.
It's okay to hit my deskmate, but I warn you, don't hit me by mistake.
15, I planted a seed to read many years ago, and it is still a seed today.
16, I think you have gone too far. I think you're lost.
17, it's the first time to see a funny dog like you. It's really a strange flower hooligan. Look at your hair. It's all burnt into a poodle.
18, mom said: even if you are jealous, pretend to play soy sauce, and don't let others look down on you.
19, I hope you all have the love that everyone envies, and I am also rich.
20. Life is sometimes like a computer. If it freezes, it will collapse. There is no need to discuss it.
People are simple and kind. Say sentences.
2 1, the cow hit the high-voltage line. It was a flash of lightning.
I suggest that all of you stop using mobile phones and computers. My eyesight is getting worse and worse recently. When I opened my wallet, I couldn't see the money.
Don't panic when things go as you wish. Look at your wallet and savings and cry.
Can you save face if you can't close your eyes in class?
25. If life knocks me down, I hope it knocks me down.
26. I am actually an angel. I stayed on the earth because of the weight of the relationship.
27. If you don't want to show off, there will always be a fourth kind.
28. The same music, but I can't hear the melody of going back to the past.
29, your childish second time, childish second time.
30. Life can't give you sweetness, maybe I can.
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