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Warm men must have high emotional intelligence, humorous and rustic love stories

Warm men must have high emotional intelligence, humorous and simple love stories (I) 1. "Do you know what wine is the easiest to get drunk?" "What wine?" "Always with you"

2. "Don't dare to gain weight" Why? "I'm afraid you are too narrow-minded to let me go."

Then I thought about it, and I won't keep you. There will be others to praise you, I am not willing. Let me help you up.

4. "Do you know how many days there are in a year?" "365 days" "Yes, do you know when I am happiest?" I don't know. "The day I met you."

5. "People think I stayed up late" and then what? "Actually, I was thinking about you."

6. "Do you know which god I like best?" "Your eyes"

7. "Help me see what happened to my eyes?" "I didn't see anything." "No? Take a closer look. " "Really not" "Yes, I have eyes for you."

8. I think you must be very busy. Just look at the first three words.

9. "I have a bad news for you", "What bad news" and "My thoughts about you are not simple"

10. I want to buy a piece of land from you and your unwavering heart.

1 1. If I like you for more than two minutes, I can't get rid of it.

12. Write your name on the cigarette and breathe it into your lungs so that you can be closest to my heart.

13. "What do you want for lunch?" I don't know. "I know, you should call it a boyfriend."

14. The most romantic thing I can think of is to grow old with you until we are too old to go anywhere, and you still regard me as a treasure in your hand.

15. I miss you so much that I changed three pairs of underwear today.

16. I hope our chat records will turn into gentle and hot breaths in my ears, and good night on the phone will turn into a kiss on my cheek. I hope everything we hope will come as soon as possible.

17. You have something on your face. What is this? Kind of handsome.

18. "You are Mi Hua" Why? "Because I want to hold the fragrance of rice flowers."

19. What do I want to think? "I think I was born to meet you."

20. liking you is a very troublesome thing, but I just like getting into trouble.

Warm men must have high emotional intelligence, humorous and simple love stories (2)1. "Do you think I have changed compared with yesterday?" Hmm? It's nothing. "I love you more today than yesterday."

22. "I learned to walk twice in my life." Which two times? "Once when I was a child, once when I came to see you that day."

23. I want to be with you, even if there are thorns ahead, even if thousands of people in Qian Qian stop me, even if I am white-haired.

24. People who really like you will not be hard to please. They won't even be angry with you for long.

25. Where did you get your good temper? Just because I like you.

26. "I lack necessities" and "What?" You!'

27. "You are so homely." "no" "but you have always stayed in my heart and never moved."

28. I'll show you a magic trick. What have I done? I like you better.

29. "I have a life suggestion that will benefit you for life!" "What life advice?" "Stay with me all my life."

30. "I want to buy a piece of land." "Where?" "Your unswerving loyalty"

3 1. "I suspect you are a carbonated drink." "Why?" "Because as soon as I saw you, I was bubbling happily."

32. "I have a little hypoglycemia recently." "What's the matter?" "Because it's been too long."

33. Do you know? We all have too many. ""how much is it? " "You are so beautiful, I am so fascinated. "

34. Who are you? You are my sweetheart.

35. I dare not look into your eyes. I'm afraid every look in my eyes is like a confession.

36. "I don't think you have met the girl of your dreams." "Huh?" "Look at the phone when it is black."

37. Do you like drinking water? You already like me%.

38. What time is it? It's ten o'clock. No, this is the starting point of my happiness.

I don't care about the distance. I love mountains and rivers, and mountains and seas can be flat.

40. In your life, there will at least one time that you forget yourself for someone, asking for no result, no company, no ownership or even love. I just want to meet you in my most beautiful years.

A copy of high emotional intelligence and earthy love words that straight men can learn from

A high emotional intelligence and earthy love story that straight men can learn from (I) 1. I miss you sleepless every day, and I miss you lonely every night, because I am sad without you. I miss you all the time. I love you all day, just because I love you wholeheartedly.

2. "Want to ask you out"? "Yes, from the head of the bed to the end of the bed."

Do you know that beauty is in the eye of the beholder? Stone? No, it's you. ...

If one day I appear by your side without saying a word, don't doubt that I have given you every minute of my life, even sooner or later in my next life.

5. "How can I solve my troubles? Only violence ... "? Huh? ""... hug you "

6. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder? Stone? No, you.

7. "I have seen you in many ways, but I have never seen any of them." What? "The way you put on your wedding dress and marry me."

8. Can you protect me like your brother? I can give you my sister.

9. Your circle of friends is called donuts.

10. "Do you prefer grilled seafood or barbecue?" Roast seafood first. "I remember you said you should consider me first."

1 1. "Let's eat the whole family bucket" and "Then we will be a family"

12. "Do you know my favorite god?" "Your eyes"

13. "I want to buy a piece of land from you", "What land" and "You are dead set"

14. What's it like to like you? Generally speaking, I fell in love at first sight, but I have been thinking about you for a long time.

15. I have no mood to sleep for a long night. Let's talk.

16. I have super powers and like you very much.

17. "I think you should knock on all the doors." "Why?" "Because you knock well."

18. My rent is due. Can I stay in your heart?

19. Do you feel tired? You have run in my world several times.

20. Why is "You are Mi Hua"? "Because I want to hold the fragrance of rice flowers."

I like the wind in March, the rain in April, the sun that never sets, and the best of you.

22. Your eyes are too gentle. Laughter melted the old girl's heart.

23. You are the dial and I am the pointer. I can't escape from you in my life.

24. "I want you to look at the first three words of this sentence."

25. If I knew, I would give you candy, but you made trouble in my heart.

26. where are you now At home, you are in my heart now.

27. How to solve the problem? Only hug you.

28. Can you help me wash my things later? ""Sure, what? " "Like me.

29. "Do you know what wine is easy to get drunk?" -"Always with you."

30. I like you, serious and timid, and I will never die.

3 1. I have super powers and I like you very much. (to tease my boyfriend)

32. "I want to change our relationship model" What model? "From my love to love"

I don't miss you at all. I miss you at half past one.

34. "Do you want to run in winter"? "Well, run into your heart."

35. "I have a bad news for you", "What bad news" and "My thoughts about you are not simple"

36. What happened to "I will change"? "I liked you from the beginning, and later I liked you more and loved you more."

37. I will become better because of you, but not because of you.

38. What do you mean, "Your existence is like air"? "I can't live without you"

39. I like you today, tomorrow and every day.

40. This long and wonderful life, I just want to spend it slowly with you, so that every memory can shine under the dust of the old days.

A girl's high emotional intelligence is a necessary condition for teasing her boyfriend's romantic words.

A girl's love story with high emotional intelligence annoys her boyfriend-1. I am in good health, and I can resist the rice bag gas tank, but I just can't resist the same as you.

Do you know why I want to be with you? Because life is a bit bitter, I must add this sugar to you.

I must have been a carbonated drink in my last life, so I will bubble when I see you in this life.

Loving you means that when I can't see you, I have a lot to say to you. It feels good to be quietly close to you when you are around, even if you don't talk.

Your appearance is like secretly adding a sugar as light as boiled water in a day.

6. I don't look at the stars or you, so you and the stars are in the dark.

7. Without you, it's like Regan Noodles without sesame sauce.

8. "What should I do if there is a fire? Huh? Where? " When I saw you, my heart began to burn. "

9. In the spring morning, I woke up easily. How did you get along with me?

10. "I lack necessities" and "What do I lack?" You!'

1 1. "I have a life suggestion that will benefit you for life!" "What life advice?" "Stay with me all my life."

12. "What time is it?" "It's 9 o'clock." "No, it is the starting point of my happiness."

13. "Cute is not a long-term solution, but cute me is a long-term solution."

14. It's not that I'm persistent, but that you deserve it.

15. You are wind, I am sand, you are Hami, I am melon, you are toothpaste, I am brush, you don't love me, I commit suicide.

16. Meeting you is the luck of my life, and liking you is the best thing I have ever done.

17. The spring breeze is ten miles away, so let's be together.

18.2.3 wooden head, don't move. Sorry, I'm moving, my heart is beating.

19. "You will never see me lonely", "Why" and "Because I am the loneliest only when you are not by my side"

20. I think you should be very busy. Just look at the first three words.

The love story of girls' high emotional intelligence provoking their boyfriends 2 1. Time is the medium, and youth is employment; If you are a beautiful day, I would like to be a beautiful scenery.

22. "It's cold, I'll give you three choices." What choice? "I go to your bed, you go to my bed, or we share the bed."

23. You are so insidious that you secretly like me.

I think you must be very busy, just look at the first three words!

25. Life is so long, I need a companion to lie, gather together a table and spend the rest of my life together, and that person can only be you.

I may be fined as soon as I see you, because the deer I hit in my heart was speeding and I blushed myself.

27. When the bell rings in the wind, your heart will pound.

28. Do you know the English words for wall, eyes and knees? Walls, eyes, knees. Me too. I love you.

29. I want to find Duan and you.

I don't care about the distance. I love mountains and rivers, and mountains and seas can be flat.

3 1. "Do you know what fruit I like best?" "You pistachio"

32. You seem to be a relative of my family. What? My dad's son-in-law-Tu Wei's boyfriend Liao.

33. Do you have a lighter? "Sorry, I don't smoke." Then why did you light my heart?

34. Why are there stars in your eyes? Because all my eyes are on you.

35. I was going to wander the rivers and lakes, but I thought I could stop for a while when I met you.

36. "Do you know what you can get by drilling wood?" Fire "no, marry you"

37. I am the devil in the world, and now I just want to be the gummy bear in your heart.

38. "I want to buy a piece of land." "What land?" "You are dead set!"

39. "Which do I prefer, beef, mutton or pork?" "I like your pride."

40. Let's play wood games. Do not move. All right! I lost my heart.

Humorous chatting and simple love words show high emotional intelligence.

I want to buy a piece of land from you and your unwavering heart.

Can you protect me like your brother? I can give you my sister.

My little daughter is incompetent and wants to spend the rest of her life with her son. Dogs can't spit ivory, and my heart can't spit you. Crow flies, I will be you.

4. "I like a boy, please help me chase him." Okay, who? "The seventh word of the first sentence"

When you came to see me, I felt that I hadn't seen you for a day, just like Sanqiu. When you smile at me, I feel that I haven't seen you all day in Sanqiu.

6. This long and wonderful life, I just want to spend it slowly with you, so that every memory can shine under the dust of the old days.

7. This is the Forbidden City, this is the White House and this is my husband. This is egg-wrapped rice, this is fried rice, and this is my arsonist. This is a man, this is a woman and this is my sweetheart. This is cotton wool, this is catkin, and this is my mother's son-in-law. This is purple potato, this is sweet potato, and this is where I belong. This is the universe, this is the underwater world, and this is my world. This is scallop, this is scallop, and this is my little baby.

Of all the floating things, I like you best.

9. "I think I have no future." Why do you say that? "Because I just want greasy money, sleep in your bed and be your wife."

10. People who really like you will not be hard to please. They won't even be angry with you for long.

1 1. If only I could be invisible, I would hide in your pillow, in the December wind and in your pocket.

12. Can you play the guitar? No, then why can you touch my heartstrings?

13. I must have been a carbonated drink in my last life, so I am bubbling at the sight of you in my life.

14. "Do you know how many people there are in the world?" "7 billion" "You are the only one in my world."

15. "I want to buy a piece of land from you", "What land" and "You are dead set"

16. The vegetation has sunshine and water, and the kite has breeze and rope. I will spend the rest of my life with you.

17. Your name is only two words. Although I don't make sentences, it has filled my heart.

18. "What kind are you, little German shepherd, little suckling dog, old dog?" "I like people like you."

19. Speaking of it, my mate selection criteria is one word, you.

20. Do you know what season I like? No, I like the season with you.

Humorous chat shows high emotional intelligence with earthy love words. Part II: 2 1. "I am so fat, why do you still like me so much?" "You entered my heart when you were thin, but you got stuck in it when you were fat."

22. Do you smell anything? No. Why was the air so sweet when you came out?

23. "Will you shut up?" "I'm not talking." "Then why is your voice all over my head?"

24. "The sun appears every day on average 12 hours. Do you know why it is so long? " I don't know, "because I want us to have long-term love."

25. "I get dizzy at the sight of you." "What's the situation?" "Maybe it's love that makes everyone dizzy."

26. I hope I can grow old with you if I am not careful. Even if there are more twists and turns along the way, I just want you to be the ending.

27. Are you nearsighted? Then why can't you see that I like you?

28. I like Illicio Lez so much just because I like you, which doesn't make any sense.

29. "I have to buy you a compass" and "lest you be lost by me"

30. Why is "You are Mi Hua"? "Because I want to hold the fragrance of rice flowers."

3 1. Guess what constellation I am "Gemini?" Wrong, I am tailor-made by you.

32. There are 100 sweet ways, including eating sugar and cakes, and thinking of you 98 times a day.

Tired of being a lovely girl, I kind of want to be your wife.

Meeting you in my lifetime is all my luck.

35. Let's play wood games. Do not move. All right! I lost. Why? Because my heart is beating.

36. Why do you have to come when I get married? Because it would be awkward without a bride.

37. "Look into my eyes, there is something in it", "No" and "Nonsense, there is obviously someone I like in it"

Your father must be a thief, stealing stars from the sky and putting them in your eyes.

39. "Guess what I want to drink?" "I don't know." "I want to look after you."

40. I will accompany you through many long streets and lanes, and I will accompany you through many spring, summer, autumn and winter. I will keep you still, and I will give you warmth and stability.