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If a circle of friends basks in a diamond ring
A philosophical article
1, this is a diamond ring, not a Chinese cabbage. You don't want to buy a big one if you say it. Author: Xia Bing? Source: the true story of hot mom
2. Liu Yiyang: I have no car, no money, no house and no diamond ring, but I have a heart that can accompany you to your old age. When you are old, I will still carry you and be your crutch. When you have no teeth, I will chew them up and feed them to you. I will wait for you to die, or I will leave you alone in this world, and no one will take care of you. I don't trust being a ghost. Tong Qianjia, I love you.
On the one hand, I am disappointed, on the other hand, I am very happy. Disappointed, I thought you would give me a big diamond ring. Happily, it is just a toy. Like our feelings, just have fun and don't be too serious.
4. Women can spend their own money to buy many ornaments thousands of times more beautiful than diamond rings, but diamond rings can't be bought for themselves. Source: to brilliant you
When you finally put a diamond ring on me, I will never take it off again. Author: Gu Man? Source: Why Shengxiao Mo?
6. You gave me a diamond ring, and you told me it was eternal love, but what I wanted was not this eternal diamond ring, but that eternal love.
7. I've been worried to death recently! I feel a mink is missing in winter. I feel a car missing as soon as I go out. I feel a watch is missing when I look at the time. As soon as I picked up the phone, I thought I should change the apple 14. I feel a diamond ring missing when washing my hands. Touching the neck feels like a necklace is missing. Oh, my God! So I have nothing! Oh, my God! I'm short of money recently and don't want to show up. Don't call me for activities exceeding 10 yuan. I am not headstrong with money, but stubborn without money! ………
8. At this moment, a fat aunt in her fifties came over. She dresses very well and can tell at a glance that she is rich. Especially the gold necklace around her neck, the big earrings on her ears and the diamond ring on her hand, which sparkled in the sun, were very dazzling.
9. Whether a person loves you or not depends on whether he will buy you roses and wear a diamond ring! But when you cough in the middle of the night, does he feed you water with confused eyes or accuse you of waking him up!
10, when a woman is getting married, she goes to the photo studio to wear a wedding dress for a photo shoot, and then goes to the mall to try on a diamond ring. After wearing a wedding dress and a diamond ring, she won't look forward to marriage so much. After all, everything in this world can make do, except marriage, because you choose not a man, but your next life.
Part II: Understanding
1. Although the man who bought you a diamond ring may not be reliable, the man who refused to buy you a diamond ring must be unreliable. Author: Qin Yumo? Source: ipartment.
This priceless diamond ring shines brightly on the model's hand.
3. I moved, I changed, I divorced. We'll do it tomorrow. Whoever doesn't leave is the grandson. Although I have no car, no money, no house and no diamond ring, I have a heart to accompany you to your old age. Source: naked marriage.
I really want to be Aladdin Labawu. I said a spell to make her have the wealth of the world. But everything is just a fantasy. What if I haven't graduated yet? A degree can't buy a diamond ring. Author: Feniks? Source: Love story
Maybe diamond ring, jewelry or priceless brand bags can make people shine and feel deeply satisfied, but only sincerity can't buy half. For a woman, what gift can be compared with the dishes cooked patiently in such lampblack and the people who stopped to wait for her? Love can't be measured by fame and fortune, let alone compared by money. Only care about the patience you have because you love you, one day, one month, one year, and a lifetime. How much patience is your love worth? Author: Sanjay? Source: I am not afraid of being late.
6. "You are like a star on the horizon, you can never become a diamond ring in your hand"-I still remember my ignorance when I was young and laughed at my stupidity.
7, a beautiful paragraph: put down the brand-name bag, take off the high-priced fur, take off the proud diamond ring, and then wash your face! Do you dare to look at yourself in the mirror? Luxury goods, indelible wrinkles, indelible stains, indelible acne, flabby skin and irresistible aging. Global restrictions, so what? For you, the only person in this world is yourself. Brand-name bags, furs and diamond rings are just foreign objects, and your own youthful appearance, exquisite figure and healthy body are the luxuries that really belong to you. Life is delicious. A healthy life is sweet!
8. Wife: "Husband, people want to buy a diamond ring." Husband: "Wife, buy buy bought everything, not to mention diamonds. I wanted to win a future for you, but I lost the present without thinking. " Wife: "Tell the old lady!" Husband: "old ... wife, I ... lost all my money playing cards."
9. In the first year of marriage, the wife will get a diamond ring and the husband will get love; In the second year of marriage, the wife leads the children and the husband pays the bill; In the tenth year of marriage, the wife will have a house and the husband will have a loan; After thirty years of marriage, the wife will get her husband's pension, and the husband will get a retired wife.
10 In fact, the most romantic thing is not a bunch of roses or a diamond ring, but the pen in your hand, the words you write and the feelings on the paper.
Chapter III An Eternal Chapter
1, I want to hold you. On the long road of life, not far ahead, there is a diamond ring. I take it out and say to you, "Please show me the rest of my life." Then I heard the dream of "I do".
2. I have heard of diamond ring, gold ring, grass ring, paper ring, painted ring ... I have the blood ring you gave me, Liangsheng, and I will never leave. You used it to imprison my life. Author: Le Xiaomi? Source: Liangsheng, can we not be sad?
3. "I have no car, no money, no house and no diamond ring, but I have a heart to accompany you to your old age." When you are old, I will still carry you on my back. When you have no teeth, I will chew them up and feed them to you. I will wait for you to die, or I will leave you alone in this world, and no one will take care of you. I don't trust being a ghost. Tong Qian Jia, I love you. " Author: Tang Xintian? Source: naked marriage
Although I have no car, no money, no house and no diamond ring, I have a heart to accompany you to your old age.
That wedding diamond ring shines brightly in the sun.
6, "I do", looking at the man who gently put the diamond ring on his hand, tears could not help but flow down, Han, I finally waited for this day.
7. Tong Qian Jia, I beg you to marry me. Although I have no money, car, house or diamond ring, I have a heart to accompany you to your old age. When you are old, I will still carry you behind my back. When you lose your tooth, I will chew it up and feed it to you. If you die, I will die, or if I leave you unattended in this world, I will be a ghost. Tong Qianjia, I love you. Marry me! Author: Liu Yiyang
I don't know who stole a rock candy from the glass jar. Did it make a crystal diamond ring and give it to the girl I like?
9. "You are so easy to satisfy. Can you at least ask me for a diamond ring?" "Glass gadgets, or gold, all say that love is stronger than gold, and it sounds very comfortable." "That's what you said, so I won't buy a diamond ring?" "well! Don't buy, don't buy! I have you enough! " Author: An Qing? Source: Flowers blooming in my heart.
10, if you have 10 million, buy a suite and collect our love; You have 65438+ million, buy a car to open our love; You have 1 10,000, buy a diamond ring and witness our love; You have 0. 1 10,000, go for an outing and let our love fly; You have 0.0 1 10,000, candlelight dinner, romantic our love; You have 0.00 1 10,000, buy a bottle of water and water our love.
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