Humorous, talk about short sentences in a circle of friends.

1. What do you mean, Xiu En 'ai died quickly? Is that girls sleep on boys' shoulders every day. Finally, the boy got scapulohumeral periarthritis, and the girl got cervical spondylosis and died.

I bought a can of mimosa today. I'm not ashamed to go back. Ask the boss. The boss said: Maybe you bought this pot to lose face.

If someone asks me, how did I get through those difficult years? I only have one answer: there is a powerful spiritual force supporting me, called "I want to die but dare not."

4. One of our colleagues is allergic to mutton. His face was swollen when he ate mutton, so everyone took him with him every time he ate mutton kebabs. The more swollen his face is, the more authentic his mutton is.

5. Mom and Dad are really amazing creatures. They believe all the rumors in their circle of friends, but they will expose your lies at a glance.

6. What's with being fat? No money. Why? It is non-mainstream. Why? So you should look up and let them see that you are not only short and poor, but also ugly.

7. There are only two kinds of results of unrequited love, either a positive result or a Buddha. Take a step back, and you will complete your blue sea and blue sky.

8. If you suffer a little, you can be a master. I don't want to be a master, but the world is bitter and still can't let me go.

9. Some people say that a person's career is inversely proportional to his looks. I looked in the mirror with a lucky attitude. It seems that I am doomed to accomplish nothing in my life.

10, my bag was robbed yesterday, and I am very sad. I cried all night about it, and I really can't figure out where I am worse than my bag.