Ipartment's funny classic sentences

The beggar's wallet was stolen by a fool. When the blind man saw it, the dumb man roared and the deaf man got a fright. Camels come forward and lame people fly. The wanted man wants to drag them to the public security bureau. Asako said, "For my sake, forget it."

Fairy: (wearing headphones) Welcome back. Let's take the call from the first listener today. Hello.

Audience: Ceng Laoshi?

Fairy: Yes, a good man is me. I'm Ceng Xiaoxian.

Audience: I am in trouble. I'll make a long story short, but it's a long story

Fairy: Never mind. I'll keep listening.

Audience: I fell in love with Archie, but I didn't tell him. I told him another one. At the same time, Ahao Ahao promised not to tell anyone, but my colleague Ade told me that Ahao secretly told another colleague that Alin Alin was closely related to Archie's ex-girlfriend Allen. I'm worried that Alin will tell Allen, and then Allen will go back and tell Archie, so I'll be embarrassed. Fortunately, Allen is in love with Ade now, so I went to Ade to help me solve this problem. Q: Ed told me that Allen and he had broken up. Now he is dating Alinka. Alinka told me that he told him nothing. Now I'm dizzy. Who should I trust?

Fairy: (on the verge of collapse) A Ou

Audience: I'm not talking about Aoou, but my colleagues in another department. Ou is Alin's younger brother. I can't tell him that the person I like is the ex-boyfriend of your brother's girlfriend. This will make the relationship more chaotic. Who do you think I should talk to, Alin, A Zhi, Allen ad Ahao or Aowu?

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