Talk about a lovely space.

First, living needs not only oxygen, but also courage and domineering.

Second, it must be sick to feel ugly! Why else is the plastic surgery hospital called a hospital?

Third, "Are we really suitable together?" "Yes, I am versatile!"

Fourth, "What kind of boys do you like?" "I like boys who glow when they smile!" "Do you like Tathagata?"

A group of children are at the bottom of the building, learning to play "running man" and tearing up famous brands. It's too noisy. I opened the window and said "Everybody out", and suddenly it was quiet.

6. "Sister, can you make sentences with ABC?" "A, this is C's child B!"

Seven, "what are the four great inventions in China" and "spicy Taobao skateboarding shoes".

Eight, courtship was like a dog, and now it is ugly after sleeping!

The most touching love story in the world: "I'll take you to eat meat".

You are a wandering soul in the street. I smell your god.

He said, "If I don't come back for a month, will you wait for me?" "We'll talk about it then." He said, "Will my daughter-in-law wait for me?"

Twelve, when he ignores you, you start the crazy mode.

Thirteen, "You are not tall, ugly and have no money. What else do you have to chase after your goddess? " "I have a brave heart"

Tomorrow afternoon sports meeting hahaha I heard that rainy days and sports meetings are very suitable.

Fifteen, "Who will you save first when an English teacher and a Chinese teacher fall into the river?" "Throw the math teacher with you."

Sixteen, Children's Day. Queue up for death on labor day

Seventeen, "What are the benefits of long hair" and "Looking back is a slap in the face"

Lu Han, you are the sun that I dare not embrace with my eyes open.

Nineteen, "Why didn't anyone go with you?" "Then I had to go with someone else."

Twenty years old, first a friend, then a sister, and finally a baby.

Twenty-one, funny personality signature: "What do you girls think of the value of boys above height?" "invisible"

22. History teacher: "How did you hand in a blank sheet of paper?" "I'm afraid of editing history."

Twenty-three, I was going to thin into a lightning bolt this year, which blinded your eyes, but as a result, I became a nut wall and blocked your sight.

Talking about a dirty space

1, the most romantic thing I can think of is to use all the postures with you. I am a very practical person, and I only believe that love grows with time.

Sometimes, because of the love established by thousands of I love you, a breakup can collapse instantly.

4. If you are not full, you will have a problem. If you are full, you will have countless troubles.

You look really sleepy because I am too ordinary? No, it makes me want to sleep with you.

6. My ex-girlfriend bought me a drink when she got married, and I always felt that I should do something. When I toasted, I said to the groom: The bride is beautiful, I'll go first.

7. If you want to be less embarrassed, leave some precautions for yourself now.

8. If you don't know me, shut your mouth.

9. One day, everyone got together to chat and talked about everyone's interests. One person said: I like cleanliness. Suddenly a sentence popped up: Who is clean? Another person said: Who are they?

10, since you chose to run counter to me, please don't look back.

1 1, don't wait for people who shouldn't wait, don't break our hearts, we are all for life.

12, people like you, I should kick you out of my house.

13, after you left, my world is still wonderful. Don't think I will feel sorry for you.

14, those who can't lose weight are always in turmoil, and those who don't eat fat are fearless.

15, the strength of science is that you can't understand the answers after copying, and the strength of liberal arts is that you don't want to copy them after reading the answers.

16. When you choose to leave, I will pretend that I have never seen you.

17, the complexion is ruddy and ten thousand people fall. Is it true that girls use Dabao?

18, patroness, poor monk, shallow, can't heal through clothes, so she committed a crime.

19, never feel that you are the most unlucky person in the world, or God will think that you underestimate his ability.

20. Your pear is very big. At that time, you didn't know what a frozen pear was.

2 1, I feel that I am not going to school now, but learning from me, simple and rude without wearing a condom!

22. I won't bend over if there is a pie in the sky, because I won't even lose money if there is a pie in the sky.

I stole roses and copied love letters, but I think it's true to fuck you.

24. Protect yourself and love others. Please don't come out in the middle of the night to scare people.

25. Women should speak with their abilities, not with that bitch's mouth.

26. Hold you in your hand, you are a cup. When I give up, you are a piece of glass.

27. Chat with a female classmate and ask, What are you doing? I just took a shower. What am I waiting for now? Q: When did you read it?

28. When a girl runs, her chest will be automatically set to vibration mode.

29. When I was 8 years old, an uncle dragged me into the house and stuffed that disgusting thing into my body, regardless of my feelings. After a while, he also let the liquid flow in. Then I shook my legs and pulled up my pants. I swear I'll never give an injection again.

When the husband came home, he found his wife and doctor lying in bed. Doctor: Don't get me wrong, I'm taking her temperature. Husband: If what you put into my wife's body has no scale, you are dead.

3 1, since you made a decisive choice, I'm relieved.

32. Smart people act first with their brains, while stupid people act first and then regret it.

33. Q: Why do Korean dramas have no sex? A: Korean dramas dare not shoot sex scenes. If the chest bursts, the nose collapses and the penis breaks, it's all a matter.

34. The next time a boy laughs at your thick legs, you will answer him: your legs are thin and all three legs are thin.

35. There is always a mistress named winter vacation homework when dating Xiansen in winter vacation.

36. Some people say that women use a lot of toilet paper every year when watching Korean dramas. In fact, men watch Japanese dramas, so why not!

37. What did he do to make you like him so much! ? I

38. It turns out that loving someone is not you from the day you are destined to be.

39. Go straight until there is nothing left.

40. Are you dating anyone? I can't even afford an elephant, let alone a pair.

4 1, I played with you when I was a child, because I didn't understand it yet.

42. The most hateful thing is not the commercial break, but the ending song after the advertisement!

43. Holding a Chinese pencil, I suddenly saw your shadow. Take a closer look.

44. My fist and ass are only hard for you, and your eyes and ass are only wet for me.

45, stone scissors cloth, whoever loses will take off his pants.

46. Bajie went to learn from his teacher and didn't lose weight after eating so much vegetarian food, which shows that vegetarianism can't lose weight.

47. One night, my prospective girlfriend and I were lying on the lawn. I pointed to the ground and asked her, honey, what do you think this is? The prospective girlfriend said, this is grass! Me: Do you like grass? Prospective girlfriend: I like grass best! Then we confirmed the relationship!

48. Three elements of success: persistence. Shameless. Insist on shameless

49. You dress cool, but you look terrible.

50. Even if you give me the whole world, I still have nothing.

5 1, delicious food, I want to be thin, I can't have both, I'll go.

52. After the wedding night, the bride struggled to hold the wall and went out, cursing: liar, before getting married, he said that he had savings for more than 30 years, and I thought it was money! !

I am in a bad mood today. I just want to say four sentences, including the above two. That's all I said.

Once upon a time, there was a man named Ding Ding, who was short and went to learn Latin dance.

55. Some people are serious enough to make people feel distressed, and some people owe it to make people have a toothache.

56. I am willing to be a cow, a horse and a sheep for you. Not much, just give me grass.

57. I have a bad memory and forgetfulness. I only remember people who are kind to me.

58. Sometimes I feel that life is like making a phone call. Either you hang up first, or I hang up first.

59. Question: What is a man's tongue used for? Answer: teasing.

60. Friend, you are really born with beauty. It's absolutely beautiful.

6 1. Practicing French kissing is not actually giving her a spoon to eat a starball cup.

62. Cover the quilt and see the joke. The bed shook with laughter. My buddy in the upper bunk threw me a tissue.

Before, I just wanted to watch the stars and the moon with you. Now I just want you to get up.

64. Growing up, the only constant is the heart that doesn't like reading.

65. Is the so-called protein a fool+idiot+essence?

66. How many pairs of eyes are left after ten years?

67. You are a bear moving corn. Love one when you see one, and forget one when you love one.

68. It feels good not to wear a condom, but it is not safe. My last mobile phone was so broken!

69. What I miss is not swearing. What I miss is trembling together.

You wait, one day I will make you the mother of my future son!

7 1. No one in this world will look down on you because everyone is too busy to look at you.

72, don't always talk to me, uh-huh, oh, oh, will not chat with me make you climax?

73. What does it mean for girls to send frog toys to boys? I'll give you a frog, so at least give me some tadpoles!

74. I can't tell you what your strengths are. I just want to watch you take a shower.

75. W: It's too hard for you. Man: There is too much water under you. Facts have proved that it is not easy to cook a pot of noodles well.

76. You can only convince others' ears with your mouth, but you can conquer others' hearts with your actions.

77. Seeing that my ex-boyfriend sent a circle of friends to thank Mr. Cang, I silently replied a comment: Don't thank, you have learned nothing.

78. People are nice to you just to sleep with you. Unlike me, my sofa, living room, balcony and kitchen are all ok.

79. My first love was lost to the man who broke my heart, and now my sister has become strong.

80. Playing the lute to a cow is actually not terrible. The terrible thing is that the cow plays the piano at you.

Humor, lovely space, talking about phrases

I killed Baidu. Before I died, he asked me why I killed him. I just sneer: you know too much.

Second, this is true love: I love you without asking for anything in return. I love you with everything, including my life-as long as I have it.

Third, there are things that can be done and things that can't be done, such as going to bed early and getting up early.

Fourth, we are all used to independence, so we are always at a loss when we are concerned and always moved.

If you hold hands, don't just say goodbye.

6. Chinese-style crossing the road is to gather enough people to walk, which has nothing to do with traffic lights.

I am in a bad mood. I only said four sentences, including the first two. I quit.

I love you from the heart, not from the mouth!

Nine, I was pulled out before I could flirt.

Ten, don't always sigh in the past, it will never come back; Improve the present wisely. We should devote ourselves to the confusing future with the firm will of not worrying or fearing.

Eleven, three words, eight letters, say it, and I'm yours.

12. Aunt housekeeper found that every night there was a girl wandering in the corridor, wearing pajamas, expressionless, staring silently at the screen of the mobile phone and saying nothing. This matter has been said so many times that my aunt decided to take care of it. "Classmate, do you have any difficulties?" "ah? No. " The girl answered in surprise. "Then why don't you go back to the dormitory every day?" "Oh ... because ... the wifi signal in the corridor is better."

13. Wallet, what's wrong with you? Wallet, answer me. Wallet, why have you lost weight again? Wake up.

In fact, there is no road in the world. If more people leave, there will be a "tourist stop".

Fifteen, a girl tore open the clothes at the same table, and the same table rushed to fight with her, shouting "I am an animal" ... The result was that a bunch of girls across the street blew me back ... Back to my seat, I asked him "Where is your beast?" This idiot looked at me and said "meow" ...

Sixteen, "tolls" can also be bargained. On the street of Beijing, a big sister who rode a bicycle ran a red light, and the traffic police wanted to fine her. Big sister bargained at the scene and the bunker was blocked.

17. When I downloaded you to my heart, I never thought that one day, it would tell me that the file format failed!

18. If "a lady is a good girl" is a true proposition, is the inverse proposition "a good girl is a lady" also a true proposition? Whoever thinks so must have been kicked in the head by a donkey.

How I wish I could walk the red carpet with you that day!

Twenty, QQ every day, have you considered the feeling of QQ?

Twenty-one, male: "I have always loved you!" "Woman:" What about when it's not straight? "

I just love you, that's all.

Talk about a long qq space.

First, maybe it's just anger, maybe it's just a trivial matter. I fantasize about the sweetness of reconciliation, or the hug when we meet again. At that time, I would beat each other with tears and giggle. What a beautiful picture this should be. Unexpectedly, parting is a lifetime. Even in the same small city, we never met again. One day at a certain time, walking on the same street, I can't see each other.

Second, people, first of all, live for themselves. They need food and clothing, work, rest and entertainment, socialization and fame, all for themselves, not for others; It's your own physical and psychological needs, not others'. People are like rivers. All rivers are the same water, and the water everywhere is the same. However, the water in every river is a little narrow, some wide, some swift and some gentle.

Third, staying alone for a long time, except for loneliness, is quite happy. A person for a long time, will gradually become mature. After a long time, you will love your parents more than before. Being alone for a long time, I have no expectations for most festivals. Being alone for a long time, it's sweet to hear and see others in pairs, but I still mind a little. After a long time, a person will become more and more rational and realistic.

Fourth, it is normal to fall in love and quarrel, and it is normal to break up, but in any case, men should not be disgusted with you. If one day, he hates you for being fat, ugly and all your shortcomings and faults, then he really doesn't love you. Because love is disgusting, that's the end. Everyone's shortcomings have existed from the beginning, so why leave early? Since we love each other, let's tolerate everything.

You want to eat apples, but he can't buy them, so use juice instead. After drinking them, you were very moved and thought it was love, but then the other party abandoned you and found that he wanted apples. Many people think that being touched is love, and others give you some care to feel safe, but love is not sympathy or inertia dependence. Don't think that love can easily force yourself, and don't let the wrong person waste the best of you.

6. Try my best, persevere and challenge the limit of life with a brave heart. I need your love and give me enough horsepower. Hold your hand and fly in pairs, and there will be some earth-shattering love. No one can predict what the future will be like. Walking hand in hand through the joyful sky, our hearts are warm and passionate. Love is our insistence. Our hearts are connected, and love is a dream in pairs.

Take a rest when you are tired, and don't wronged yourself any more. Sometimes, your words can make me remember for a few days. Sometimes, your words can disappoint me for days. This is caring. I think the saddest thing is not missing. But I met and got it, but I lost it in a hurry. Then my heart became a scar. It hurts every time it hurts you.

Eight, sometimes love is a kind of mutual anxiety, which will make you unhappy with each other, make you angry, and make you see a quarrel but not sad. This kind of love seems bad. But if it is really separated, it will be worse than death. So, being together is the only answer. Love just can't be separated, so we can only choose patience. No matter how painful the change is, it will not be more painful than breaking up.

At some point, we thought we had grown up. One day, we finally found that the meaning of growth is not only desire, but also courage and strength, as well as some necessary sacrifices. Before life, we are all children. In fact, we have never grown up and don't know how to love and be loved.

Ten, shallow sadness is like the color of the world, red, orange, yellow, green, blue and purple, each has its own merits, but I like purple. I fell in love with it at first sight. Purple symbolizes beautiful love, purity and nobility. In shallow sadness, purple is dotted with beauty and hope in life. Purple is like a rose, with a touch of romance embedded in the peak of love.

Eleven, it is another spring season, and there is only one sad parting. Why am I full of you when I see the familiar diaojiao building? Vaguely, we are in the tall building of the ancient city, with our eyes closed slightly, and you are lazy on my shoulder, away from the noise of the world. At that moment, I only wanted to sit for nothing.

The world is nothing but vanity fair, and the world of mortals is nothing but romance. Who can really put aside the temptation of fame and fortune? Who can escape the emotional fetters? After the death of Qian Fan, how many people are still chanting yesterday's old words; Turning to a stranger, how many people still remember the hidden mirror.

Thirteen, when you left, your eyes were foggy and her eyes were full of tears. The calmer the war, the stronger the war. This is the cold war and mutual harm. Anyway, those wounds once existed and could not be erased.

Fourteen, the heart is the most important in love: be careful to make love last. Intimacy can make love sweet. Heart can make love last forever. Heart to heart can make love warm and bright. Sincerity can enrich the joy of love. Compassion can increase the thickness of love. The distance between heart and heart can be very close or very far. When you are confused by love, you might as well calm down and listen to your own needs for love and whether your sincerity is surging.

What is the most sincere love? The most sincere love is to watch the person you like step by step towards the happy life she wants, with tears in her smile. In life, if someone really treats you well, please cherish it. Even if you can't be a couple, please give this person who is good to you sincere comfort. No one in this world has an obligation to be nice to you. You never know how much you like the person you have hated and rejected countless times.

Sixteen, who said, the past is old, the old in the noise of the grass growing and the warblers flying, the old in the empty space with light clouds and light winds, the old in the veins of sparse hibiscus flowers, the old has become a thick camphor fragrance, like a washed faded dress, in the cold and white days of winter, in a blink of an eye, the old has become an unbearable muddy wasteland.

Seventeen years old, getting older every year, elegance has been lost in that ignorant lush years. Heart! Without the beauty of life, it is beyond our power. Heart! After grinding the cocoon, although it has not died of old age, the feeling of burning passion has turned into ice, waving flowers, a little cold and penetrating, and there is no room for a trace of warmth, and the snow melts into flowers and flows. I was afraid that my heart was tired and I cried. In this case, it is better to build an ice castle for yourself, look at the world coldly and look at yourself attentively.