Forty attractive funny nonsense literary quotations

Attractive funny nonsense literary quotations 1. This hand is the size of a palm.

If you look white, you are not black.

3. Luck is luck.

In fact, it is quite easy if you are not tired at work.

I should be good at playing games if I don't eat vegetables.

6. Except for your advantages, you are all shortcomings.

7. I'm just a little fat, otherwise I'm thin.

8. I don't know if you have noticed that summer is much hotter than winter.

9. You wasted as much time as you read these words.

10. I hope our next meeting is next time.

1 1. Women like beauty.

12. If I guess right, I should guess right.

13. Do you know? You can't drink the freshly boiled water directly because it will burn your mouth.

14. In the spring of four years, Teng stayed in Baling County, and next year, it will be five years.

15. We will know tomorrow the day after tomorrow.

16. Listening to you is like listening to words.

17. If you are willing to spend more time reading, you will find that you have spent a little more time.

18. When you are free, you are free.

19. If you have no date, you should still be single.

20. As the saying goes: As the saying goes.

Attractive funny nonsense literary quotations 2 2 1. The milk I drink smells like milk.

22. I was shocked when I first went to country X. I have never seen so many X people in any country.

23. Young people nowadays are really young compared with Lao Cui.

24. When you are full, you are not hungry.

25. Every 60 seconds of breathing, 1 minute passes.

26. The pig was alive before it died.

According to the survey, a person will only be born once in his life.

Compared with the older generation, today's young people are really young.

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30. If you save a pack of cigarettes every day, you can buy 10 packs of cigarettes after 10 days.

3 1. What you say is irrelevant, irrelevant at all.

32. People can't stretch when they can't.

33. People who have no partners should still be single.

34. The stone is hard. How hard is it? Rock-solid.

35. After listening to your analysis, I decided to analyze it.

36. If you are not bald, you should have a lot of hair.

37. If you are willing to spend more time getting to know me, you will find that you spend a little more time.

The last time I met you was the last time.

39. Every time I turn on your mobile phone, I get an extra reminder.

40. Excuse me, can you give us half a minute? I haven't had a birthday since I was a child. Today is September 30th. Today is not my birthday. I just want to keep you for half a minute.

Humorous, funny and attractive screen name homophonic terrier

Humorous and attractive articles with homophonic screen names 1 1. You don't even kiss me, so what do you kiss, the Qinghai-Tibet Plateau?

It is raining heavily today. My friend asked me if I wanted an umbrella. I said no umbrella, no umbrella. Did you hear that? Don't leave.

Just now, I met a foreigner who speaks English fluently. I asked him if his pronunciation was American or British, and he said he wanted to go out and watch the electronic music.

Spongebob was fired by the crab boss. Spongebob said with tears, "Boss Crab ..." Boss Crab said, "You're welcome"

The coal doesn't catch fire, so it's the fault of the coal.

6. The girl said to her father, "Dad, where are we going?" Dad didn't hear, but mom smiled. The girl said to her mother, "Mom, what are you laughing at?" Her mother slapped her.

7. It's too hot at 36 degrees today. I bought two ice creams, one for you and one for me, and then we cooled off the heat. Did you hear that? We're through.

8. Teacher: What is four plus one? Xiaoming: Six minus one Teacher: Why do you say that when you know the answer? Xiaoming: Because we young people don't talk about martial arts.

9. Touching the scene and feeling takes up the word "touching life".

10. Grandma's door handle is very thick and there is a noise when opening the door. Later, when I asked, I realized that this was called being rude.

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12. I ate a lot of peanuts, and the more I ate, the happier I became. I checked, and it turns out that eating peanuts is a good thing.

13. I can't pester him at the thought of him pestering that snake every day.

14. Why do houses with strong evil spirits in horror movies have a piano? Because "there are several demons living in the piano."

15. I was so hungry that I had to hit my stomach with my fist to help me.

16. The most annoying animal is the orangutan, because he knocks on his chest.

17. If Huang Ting can't find it, go to Li Da.

18. One day, the elephant ate ice cream and ate a lot. The more he eats, the more he wants to throw up. Then the mouse said, "The elephant is tired."

19. My mascot is you, crab! -Because you have money (pliers)

20. This is a pencil, this is a pen, and you are my baby.

Humorous and attractive screen name homophonic terrier 2 2 1. I know three kinds of strawberries, strawberries and cranberries. Which one do you like

22. Oh, my God! The goddess actually replied to me! I replied excitedly: then you pull first, and then we'll talk. An hour has passed, why hasn't the goddess finished?

23. It's so hot that we are familiar with each other.

24. Medusa petrified the wife of a general. The general was furious: "Dare to petrify my wife!" Medusa: Hatred … Lonely birds sing their sadness?

25. "Have you seen my crape myrtle?" "Isn't your mouth on your face?"

26. Nezha asked Wukong, "Demon, dare you!" Wukong: "Love me like … like you said?"

27. My friends and I ate a lot of peanuts, and the more we ate, the happier we became. I checked, and it turns out that eating peanuts is a good thing.

28. We can't feel the pulse of the times by ourselves, nor can we let your mother feel a blog. I wanted to give my life a try all day, so I turned around and asked your mother to give it a try. "

29. If you eat pudding in summer, mosquitoes will stop biting.

30. "If someone belongs to me, how happy it would be." "Stop it, no one is a fish." .

3 1. "That girl, with risorius, smiles naturally." "You said, is the girl on the Android machine stuck when she smiles?"

32. "What if the white balloon bursts and the black balloon bursts?" Confession balloon

33. The most annoying animal is the orangutan, because it knocks on the chest.

One day, I found a little dust on my body. I patted hard, but I couldn't fall, the dust didn't go, the dust didn't go. Did you hear that? I can't go back.

35. Mother sparrow asked the sparrow, "Baby, what hair did you tie today?" The little sparrow said "tweet" and her mother answered "tweet, tweet"

Just now, I met a foreigner who speaks English fluently. I asked him if he pronounced English or American, and he said he wanted to go out and watch electronic music!

37. I have a great job. What? Digging the lotus root

38. Don't even add my WeChat. What do you want, pirates of the Caribbean?

39. Fried eggs fall in love with poached eggs. It played the guitar and went downstairs to the poached egg house, singing: This is a little love song about fried eggs.

40. It's raining. I stepped on the mud and fell. I hate mud. Did you hear that? I hate mud.

Humorous and attractive screen name homophonic terrier 3 4 1. I didn't bring my book to class today. The teacher asked me where the book was. Yes, where did I lose?

42. Stir-fry chicken and porridge together, and you can get a bowl of fried chicken porridge paste ~

43. Neighbors sing KTV at home. I heard a loud voice, so I asked what brand this microphone was. He said it was louder than wheat. I ate a roasted oyster, which had no taste at all. I cried after eating. It turns out that this is an oyster.

44. My old colleague signed "God is a girl". I asked him why he was so literary, and he said it was called "unfair heaven".

45. The ducklings line up for their mother. A duckling wants to align with the duck in front, but it can't. The duckling says anxiously, I'm sorry if it can't align with the duck.

46. Falling in love is not that easy. Everyone has their own mobile phone.

47. I dare not even think about it. What do you think of Chanel?

48. When you see the goddess online at night, send her a message: Are you there? Ten minutes later, the goddess replied, yes, why?

49. The doctor prescribed me some pills. I accidentally knocked over the bottle and the pills rolled out, screaming that they were good pills.

50. I just ate the pills given by the doctor and felt a little bitter, so I put some dates in my chopsticks. After eating, I became impatient. It turns out that I ate chopsticks and jujube balls.

5 1. Do you know why the sea is blue? Because the fish in the sea are spitting blue bubbles.

52. The rice crust and mud are good friends. One day, Mud went to the rice crust house to play rice crust and asked who you were. Who are you? Mud says I am mud, and I am mud. Did you hear that? I am your father.

53. The small animals are eating, but the elephant is very angry. So this is the Meteorological Bureau.

54. I'll buy meat buns and ask the boss to put more spicy ones. I just took a bite and fell to the ground, covered in mud. I cried. It turns out that this is called "spicy steamed stuffed bun like mud".

55. The crab accidentally bumped into the loach when going out for a walk. The loach is very angry: "Are you blind?" The crab is very wronged: "no, I am a crab!" " "

56. My clothes are wrinkled, and I can't even iron them. I said don't wrinkle, don't wrinkle, you hear me? Don't go.

57. "I have a great job." "What?" "Dig the lotus root."

58. Yongqi helped the grandmother to take a bath and even pulled out the grandmother mud.

59. The truck met a taxi for the first time. The truck said, "I'll call a truck." The taxi said, "I'll call a taxi." The truck said, "Stop screaming and I'll take you!" "

60. The duckling said to the chicken, "Chicken, I like you." Chicken: Don't duck.

Couples who talk nonsense, funny and nonsense.

Couples who talk nonsense are funny nonsense literary sentences (the first one) 1. One minute on stage is 60 seconds on stage.

Tomorrow's weather can be known through tomorrow's weather forecast.

There is not a cloud in the cloudless sky of Wan Li.

We will know about tomorrow the day after tomorrow.

We will know about tomorrow the day after tomorrow.

6. Morning shock! Surveys show that people will only be born once.

Compared with the older generation, today's young people are really young.

8. Why do you hate us lazy people? We obviously didn't do anything.

9. Because you want to read nonsense literature, I share nonsense literature, so you get nonsense literature.

10. Three sentences, let men listen to me three sentences.

1 1. Don't eat on an empty stomach, or you will be full.

12. Sure enough, all good-looking people are beautiful.

13. This is the case. It depends on the specific situation.

14. You smile as if you were laughing.

15. You wasted as much time as you read these words.

16. Young people, don't be too young.

17. In the spring of four years, Teng stayed in Baling County, and next year, it will be five years.

18. If I have a boyfriend, I don't need to add the word if in this sentence.

19. I'm just a little fat, otherwise I'm thin.

20. People who have no partners should still be single.

Couples who talk nonsense are all funny nonsense literary sentences (2)1. Listening to you is like listening to a sentence.

22. We will know tomorrow and the day after tomorrow.

23. Research shows that when your left face is hit, your right face will not be injured.

24. why hasn't my iPhone 13pro max arrived yet? Is it because I didn't buy it?

25. In fact, it is easy if you are not tired from work.

26. Put some black and white sesame seeds.

27. Every day is the same as usual.

28. When you are too hungry, you must remember not to eat too much, or you will be full.

29. If you eat a rice while eating, you will find that there is a rice missing from the bowl.

As an experienced person, I have come.

3 1. If you jump from the tenth floor and nothing happens, you should have an accident.

32. You should be smart if you are not stupid.

33. I found myself heavy after eating it. So I'm full and weighed.

34. The last time I was so speechless was the last time.

35. Luck is luck.

36. Do you know? People will not be hungry when they are dead.

37. Hello, everyone. My last name is Fan. Because I am always cold when I speak, everyone calls me, so I should pay attention when I speak.

38. According to statistics, unmarried pregnant women all over the world. A girl of 16 years old was only 12 years old four years ago, but no one lived to be 25 years old after 00. ......

39. If I guess right, I should guess right.

40. Do you know? You can't drink the freshly boiled water directly because it will burn your mouth.

The latest and hottest literary quotations of funny nonsense, summarizing 40 articles.

Funny nonsense, the latest and hottest literary quotations-1 Why does this sweet potato smell like tomato?

2. I am so angry that I am so angry!

3. Is the deceased injured?

Young man, you are really good, so young at a young age.

Be sure to close your eyes when you sleep, or you will not be able to sleep.

6. If there is no accident, it should be an accident.

7. Don't eat on an empty stomach, or you will be full.

You are a smart man, I know what you mean. I am also a smart person, and smart people should know that I know what you mean. As long as everyone understands that people need to understand me and what you mean, the network environment will be full of people who understand.

9. I have never lost my chain in this matter.

10. If you are my girlfriend, then I am your boyfriend.

1 1. You look serious.

12. If you are a little useful, you are not useless at all.

13. Do you know that people need to breathe when they are alive?

14. Cicada's wings are so thin, as thin as cicada's wings.

15. We will know what will happen tomorrow the day after tomorrow.

16. I am calm except when I am not calm.

17. One rotation of the earth equals seven days.

18. I know you, a famous painter and a professional painter.

19. Every time I have a birthday, my age increases by one year.

20. Drinking a glass of milk before going to bed every day will cost a few dollars more than not drinking milk every day.

Funny nonsense The latest and hottest literary quotations 2 1. As we all know, Mount Tai is very heavy. How much does it weigh? As heavy as Mount Tai.

22. A truth: The bigger the banana, the bigger the banana peel.

23. I found myself heavy after eating. So I'm full and weighed.

This is my father, and I am his son.

25. If you are alive, you are not dead.

26. People who have no partners should still be single.

27. We will know about tomorrow the day after tomorrow.

28. Before it dies, it should be alive.

The day my mother gave birth to me happened to be my birthday.

30. Who would have thought his height 180cm when he stood up?

3 1. Who would have thought that when I was a child, I was just a child.

32. Good morning, friends. It doesn't matter if it's not good, whatever.

33. I once took a taxi and asked the driver: What do you do, uncle?

34. Every 60 seconds of breathing, 1 minute passes.

35. The whole work is very good, but there is one disadvantage.

36. Do you know that people can live to death?

I found that my mother and my father got married on the same day.

38. Everything delicious is especially delicious.

39. Do you know why I am poor? Because I have no money.

40. Except for your advantages, you are all shortcomings.

God-class funny nonsense literary quotations

Literary quotations of god-class funny nonsense 1. This hand is the size of a palm.

I am calm except when I am not.

The last time I was so speechless was the last time.

I will live to death.

I used to be very angry when I was very angry.

Compared with the older generation, today's young people are really young.

7. I am extremely angry!

8. You smile as if you were laughing.

We will know about tomorrow the day after tomorrow.

10. I just want to say two sentences, one is a sentence and the other is a sentence.

1 1. When you eat a rice, you will find a rice missing from the bowl.

12. I once took a taxi and asked the driver: What do you do, uncle?

13. Nonsense is not too nonsense, but a little nonsense.

14. The results of the hospital examination came out, and the doctor said that I would grow one year old every year.

15. The crab was alive before it died.

16. I have never lost my chain in this matter.

17. When you are free, you are free.

18. Compared with the older generation, today's young people are really young.

19. Who would have thought that this 16-year-old girl was only a 12-year-old girl four years ago?

20. If you are a little useful, you are not useless at all.

Literary Quotations of God-class Funny Nonsense 2 2 1. Cold knowledge: Every second you breathe, your life is reduced by one minute.

22. When people can't stretch out, they often can't stretch out.

23. If a person is killed, he will die.

24. Seeing equals seeing in vain, and not seeing equals seeing in vain.

25. You look good if you are not ugly.

26. The fewer words, the shorter the sentence.

27. If you save a pack of cigarettes every day, you can buy 10 packs of cigarettes after 10 days.

28. After 10 month, it is 1 1 month.

29. I have never had a boyfriend about being single.

30. If I guess right, I must guess right.

3 1. You put it with me.

32. Zhou Yu hit Huang Gai. It was Zhou Yu who hit him and Huang Gai who was beaten.

You must be reading this article when you see it.

34. When you are looking for something, you may or may not find it.

35. If the cell phone is dead, you can't make a phone call.

36. If I don't talk, I just don't talk.

Tell me your gender and let me guess whether you are a man or a woman.

38. In fact, it is quite easy if you are not tired at work.

39. People who are really good-looking are beautiful.

The doctor touched my stomach and asked me if I felt anything here. I said I felt someone touching my stomach.

Literary Quotations of God-class Funny Nonsense 3 4 1. I've been back for half my life.

42. I don't know if I should say anything inappropriate, so I won't say it.

43. When you eat 20 bowls of rice, it is equivalent to eating 20 bowls of rice.

44. Listen to you and study for ten years.

45. Why hasn't my iPhone 13pro max arrived yet? Is it because I didn't buy it?

46. My family lost two cows, one is white and the other is white.

47. If I were a rich man, I would be very rich.

48. Look how beautiful this girl is, especially those eyes, which are just two.

49. If you are willing to spend some time getting to know me, you will find that you spend more time.

50. I will fry three dishes, one fried tomato, one fried tomato and one fried tomato.

5 1. Every day is the same as usual.

If I have a boyfriend, I don't need to add the word if in this sentence.

Compared with the older generation, today's young people are really young.

54. The pig was alive before it died.

55. I pretend to work for my boss, who pretends to pay me.

56. The milk I drink smells like milk.

57. Excuses are good excuses, but they are excuses.

58. If you are my sister, we are sisters.

59. If you lose weight, you must be very thin.

60. Those who can say such things will certainly be able to say such things.

Humorous nonsense, excerpted from 60 literary sentences

Excerpts from humorous nonsense literary sentences (I) 1. My family lost two cows, one is white and the other is white.

2. Yes, it's just a little rotten, but it's also good. It's a pity that it's not good for me, but it's too good. It doesn't reflect a bad feeling, so it's relatively bad. Overall, it's good, but the shortcomings are a little bad.

If you have to get up so late every time, you will get up very late.

4. This paper shares nonsense literature, as the name implies.

Every minute a person breathes, he loses a minute of his life.

6. People who are killed will die.

What will happen tomorrow will be known the day after tomorrow.

8 .. People who haven't slept so late should not have slept yet.

9. Every 60 seconds of breathing, 1 minute passes.

10. If I am not mistaken, I must be right.

1 1. November will come after October.

12. The last time I saw such a video was the last time.

13. If you don't know what to say, don't say it.

14. There is not a cloud in the cloudless sky of Wan Li.

15. I will fry three dishes, one fried tomato, one fried tomato and one fried tomato.

16. I have never lost my chain in this matter.

17. Pro-test high-efficiency sunscreen tips-avoid the sun.

18. Compared with the older generation, today's young people are really young.

19. The smarter the person, the smarter the brain.

20. People who have no partners should still be single.

Excerpts from humorous nonsense literary sentences (2) 2 1. About tomorrow, we will know the day after tomorrow.

22. I didn't find it before, but I found it when I found it.

23. If you are willing to spend some time getting to know me, you will find that you spend more time.

24. You can only win, not win.

25. Good-looking girls are all beautiful.

26. Every minute you breathe, 60 seconds pass.

27. You look sick, as if you haven't recovered.

28. Eating noodles without garlic means not eating garlic.

29. You put it with me.

30. Who would have thought that when I was a child, I was just a child.

3 1. Ten years of life and death, five years of life and death.

32. Those who haven't slept must wake up.

As far as I know, I know nothing about it.

34. I am extremely angry!

35. If you have no date, you should still be single.

36. You have been back for half your life.

37. I just want to say two words, one is a word and the other is a word.

38. If you are not ugly, you look beautiful.

39. You are a smart man, I know what you mean.

40. There is an old saying in China, which is well said.

Excerpts from humorous nonsense literary sentences (3) 4 1. I remember reading your last article, or in your last article.

42. I once took a taxi and asked the driver: What do you do, uncle?

43. If you say so, you can't say so.

44. It's good, but a little bad.

45. I read it for nothing. If you don't read it, you will read it for nothing.

46. Ginger is still old.

47. If you are alive, you are not dead.

48. I am calm except when I am not.

49. You may not have a girlfriend until you find one.

50. Tell me your gender and let me guess whether you are a man or a woman.

5 1. By the time you have finished your meal, you will have eaten in the evening.

52. Sharpen a sword in ten years and a sword in five years.

I was shocked when I first went to America. I have never seen so many Americans in a country.

Compared with the older generation, young people today are really too young.

55. You look serious.

56. You are a smart man, I know what you mean. I am also a smart person, and smart people should know that I know what you mean. As long as everyone understands that people need to understand me and what you mean, the network environment will be full of people who understand.

57. As the saying goes: As the saying goes.

58. If you fall from one hundred stories, something should happen.

59. You put it here and put it here again, which is like talking.

60. I found myself heavy after eating. So I'm full and weighed.