The most painful thing in life, mood log

In my opinion, there are several things that are most painful in life:

First, I don't want to sleep at night, watch TV and play online games, chat in nightclubs, pick up girls, smoke and drink until dawn, and write articles with panda eyes. I can't get up during the day and want to sleep late in the morning. I feel sleepy when I sleep, but I don't talk enough, and I keep having sweet dreams, nightmares, spring dreams and daydreams, which torture you to death. Get up and look in the mirror, panda eyes with acne, angrily say: you uncle, my youth is gone forever, only acne is not youthful! Fortunately, this country has another national treasure. Pain! I don't want to sleep at night, I can't get up during the day!

Second, when you finally count the dying sheep to 1000 and force yourself to date Duke Zhou, you just feel urgency when you are a little sleepy! What a tangled moment! Why don't you get up and pull? I'm afraid to go back and count sheep. Why don't you get up and pull? Afraid of wetting the bed at night! What I hate most is that I want to pee when I am sleeping soundly! People have three emergencies, what can I do! Want to cry without tears!

Thirdly, I finally dated a handsome guy who had been happy for a long time, boasted for a long time at home and went to a very elegant occasion, drinking red wine, eating steak and listening to Beethoven. They fell in love at first sight, and when they were chatting happily, they found that they wanted to fart and their stomachs hurt, which was not good. Want to have diarrhea! To make matters worse, I didn't hold back my fart, and then I saw the handsome boy's livid face. What's more, I found that my pants had been pulled to stink, and I felt sick and retched. If she is still a particularly gentle and elegant girl, she will probably commit suicide on the spot! Lose face!

Fourth, when I want to have diarrhea most, I find that I can't find the toilet. To quote a famous saying here, the most painful thing in the world is not life and death, but not being able to go to the toilet when you are in a hurry. Either I can't leave the room in the middle of the examination room, or I can't let go of what I'm doing, or the toilet is unbearable and willing to solve it on the spot, or there are only men in the men's toilet, and men are urinating, so I can't pretend to be a man, right? Either you have to charge, but my aunt is penniless, but the aunt who looks after the toilet is stingy and doesn't give money! So I usually don't eat out, so I must take the whole intestine with me when I go out!

Fifth, when I finally feel sleepy and want to sleep, my stomach growls, my stomach hurts, menstruation is hungry and my stomach sags. What should I do? Who can send me a piece of food? Hungry! Oh, my God, girl, get up and cook noodles, okay?

Sixth, when I sat patiently and wrote a lot of words with this broken mobile phone that always crashed, my mobile phone crashed and turned off automatically without submission! I racked my brains. Is it easy to finish writing me in fear? Grandma Didi Xiong had the impulse to smash it on the spot, but considering my pity, it died! I'm kind. Just saying, don't take it seriously!

My friends, what is the most painful thing in your life? Say it, let uncle, no, it's hap less, and I'm happy, too, okay?