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Tell me secretly

The following remarks are all too weak nonsense and one-sided facts.

If you are really interested, please read the history books yourself.

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After the Spring and Autumn Period and the Warring States Period, how did the handsome man get Song Yu less? Words like Pan An, beauty like Song Yu. But I really didn't find any historical data to describe Song Yu's appearance. It is also his boast to say that his appearance in Lottie's ode to lust is beautiful.

As for the content, I really admire Song Yu's talent, boasting that the amorous and single-minded lothario is synonymous with lewdness. If you are interested, you can look at "The Goddess of Luo of Disciples" and see what a great talent like Song Yu said.

The Qin Dynasty was short-lived, except for the "old" and "short" characters in Historical Records, which showed that he was good-looking. He and Ying Zheng's mother's adult gossip Tai Shigong also made notes. (If you are curious, you can read Biography of Historical Records of Lv Buwei by yourself, and don't blame me if you see anything magical), but you can't find a description of the appearance of General Meng Tian and Meng Yi, so I don't care.

As for Xiang Yu and Liu Bang.

Wang Ba was born in a famous family, and his face value was not much different. History books don't describe much about his appearance. He only said that he was eight feet tall, could carry a tripod and was talented. He is as important as Cang Xie, Yu Shun and Yan Hui, and he is the legendary emperor. Modern medicine explains that this is a viscous deformation of the pupil and an early cataract. )

Liu Bangyao, Tai Shigong said, "Gaozu is a man with a long face and beauty, with 72 spots on his left." It is not surprising to say that the high-impedance is like a dragon with a long nose (Tai Shigong said earlier that Liu Bang was born with a mother and a dragon, and looks like a dragon. See Gao Ancestral Family for details. Every time I see these magical contents, I seriously doubt the authenticity of Historical Records. I just want to think about it. ) I think Gaozu is probably handsome. You and I don't know what dragons look like. However, he appeared in front of Lv Gong as a gangster, and local tyrant Lv Gong married his daughter.

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Next, we came to the Han Dynasty, which attached great importance to generals and talents. The harem was full of beautiful women, and Toy Boy was also charming. The general decides the mountains and rivers, the color pet sits in his arms, and he is naturally jubilant. "Beauty" is in hand, and I have it all over the world.

See how handsome Gaozu will be.

Zhang Cang's Historical Records. "Biography of Prime Minister Zhang" records that "sitting in the dark, you should behead, undress, grow up, be fat and white, and blame your beauty when the tomb sees it. In terms of generosity, it is not appropriate to behead." But when he took off his clothes and served his sentence, the supervisor beheaded the tomb and saw that he was tall, white and beautiful, so he took back his life. From the post-official to the prime minister, if you think this pale disciple has beautiful skin, you are wrong. He studied under Xunzi, Li Fei, a proté gé Jia Yi and a native of Luoyang. Even such a handsome man still "wrote a good calendar". He is not only handsome, but also well-read, proficient in music, rhythm and calendar, set up weights and measures for the Han Dynasty, and corrected nine chapters of arithmetic, one of the talents of the Han Dynasty.

Sean, a handsome guy who refused to introduce himself and conquered the world with Gaozu, has a high IQ and EQ. Bow down first. Just talking about his appearance, Tai Shigong said, "... I think he is big and handsome. When I see his photo, he looks like a good woman." When I saw this paragraph, I was also devastated. I think Tai Shigong is jealous of the beauty of the ovary, so I call it it. Although he is weak and sick, he is personable and personable, but he just looks weak and bookish. So what if you point out that the handsome guys in the country are more handsome?

In addition, another founding hero who followed Gao to make a name for himself is not as well known as Xiao He. To say that he voted for Xiang Yu first, and then relied on Liu Bang; Left his father's overlord in one scene; Han Xin faked the King of Qi and reminded Liu Bang to attack. It is suggested that Gao Zuyun travel in a dream and arrest Han Xin; Solve the siege of Gaozu Deng Bai; Persuade and seize Liu's world; After his death, he helped Liu regain the world ... such a counselor with unique vision and ruthless means. As well as waiting for him, he saw the disadvantages of covering the Lord with high achievements, but he chose to be born, join the WTO, and go to Wendi. This handsome man, look at the historical records "... Chen Ping said:" Although Ping is a beautiful husband, like Guan Yu 'er, there may not be one "..." This sentence is Chen Ping's rumor, and the value of the famous beautiful man Chen Ping has been verified. It is also said that he fled from Xiang Yu. Tai Shigong wrote, "When crossing the river, the boatman saw his husband walking alone and suspected that he would die. He wanted to have a treasure in the middle, so he wanted to kill him. To escape from fear is to take off your clothes and stab the boat. The boatman knew there was nothing, but he just stopped. "Chen Ping flee for life across the river. Seeing such a handsome man walking alone, the boatman suspected that he was an escaped general and that there must be treasure on him. He paid close attention to Chen Ping and thought about killing people and stealing goods. The witty Chen Ping saw through the boatman and took off his clothes to help him punt. The boatman saw that he was at his wit's end and didn't kill him. In this way, another handsome guy like Zhang Cang stripped naked and saved his life.

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Gaozu not only won this talent with his beauty and cleverness, but also was the first person to reject Jiang's "beauty". Naturally, it is necessary to mention handsome men in another field. Ji Ru, Tai Shigong did not explain his beauty in detail, only said: "However, Ji Ru is lucky; Filial piety has children. These two people are not talented, but fortunately they are graceful. " They only say that they have no talent, but that they are only spoiled, and they want to come for good looks. Yes, Gaozu is bisexual. That's right. He is not the only bisexual Han emperor. Hong Ru mentioned above is also a handsome boy, but he is the son of Gao-zu and Liu Ying. I only know that they are undoubtedly handsome guys, and the rest don't know. In addition, Heng, who pioneered the rule of Wenjing, is famous for his frugality, but he spent a lot of money on him. Hearing that the Taoist priest said that he would starve to death in the future, he gave Deng the right to send money, but after Emperor Jing ascended the throne, he was deprived of his right and took his money. Finally, he really starved to death. Tai Shigong commented: "However, Deng Tong has no other talents, so he can't recommend a scholar. He just wants to flatter himself." Another person who waited on others with color died without leaning on it. Besides Deng Tong, Wendi Toy Boy had two eunuchs, one was Zhao Tong, who was familiar with astrology, and the other was Gong Beibo, who was very popular. What's more, Emperor Liu Qi, Zhou Wenren in Langzhong and Tai Shigong said, "When I was filial to Emperor Jing, I didn't favor him, but Zhou Wenren in Langzhong was the most mediocre and not very loyal."

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Then there was Liu Che, the Emperor of the Han Dynasty. He said, "Today I am a favorite, a scholar is Han Yan, and an official is Li Yannian." . Let's talk about Han Yan, who was born in a noble family. They were classmates of Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty when he was the king of Jiaodong, and they had deep feelings. When Liu Che became a prince, the relationship between them became better. She is not only beautiful, but also good at riding and shooting. She is proficient in literature and martial arts. Although she was just like Han Yan, she was finally given a gift by the Queen Mother and committed suicide. Furthermore, Li Yannian, Li Furen's elder brother, the song "There are beautiful women in the north, and they are independent ...", which is its famous song, fell out of favor and was killed.

Apart from Han Yan, other handsome guys are really not interested. It can also be seen from history that convincing people with color is a way, but in this way, the first thing to lose is the right to choose. Then, when the color is to be served, the person who serves it has the final say, and there is nothing passive, so he wants more choices. Talent and looks are the first choice. People should read more books even if they are not ugly!

After chatting about the homosexual history of Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty, I went on to say that he was a guardian who brought peace and stability to the country.

Gong Sunhong, I looked at it and thought about it. He should be a beautiful uncle. He studied at the age of forty and was recommended to Chang 'an at the age of sixty. When he met Emperor Wu, Han Shu said, "The son of heaven was summoned, and his appearance was very beautiful. I am a doctor and I am waiting for the Golden Horse Gate. " At the age of sixty, she is still very beautiful. How beautiful is it? Ban Gu didn't say. I have to feel that Dr. Gongsun is well maintained, and Emperor Wu and Ban Gu are very curious about aesthetics. Otherwise, the doctor is really upright and elegant, tall and straight, with extraordinary temperament, which makes people feel like a spring breeze, so another beautiful doctor has entered the DPRK.

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There are so many civil servants and so many military commanders.

Wei Qing, his achievements are needless to say. "Young and strong, riding for the Hou family" means riding slaves for the royal family. Royal nobles always look at riding slaves. Moreover, if the face value is not high, they can win the love of Princess Pingyang. Wei Zifu can be seen by Liu Che at a glance, and he looks good, and his brother Wei Qing is not bad either! In a word, Fu is a handsome boy.

The desert god of war, a general in title of generals in ancient times, and Huo Shao are indispensable. He has repeatedly read Biography of General Wei's title of generals in ancient times and Biography of Wei Qing's Huo Qubing, but failed to find a description of Mo Wei Huo Shao's appearance. It's sad, but his mother is Wei's child (Wei Zifu's sister), and look at his half-brother Huo Guang. "Just being quiet and careful, he is only three feet seven inches long." But Huo Shao has been fighting outside all the year round, and it can't be white.

Then we talked about the Huo Guang mentioned above. Having said that, I have to spit out the popular Song in the Cloud. The roommates are very happy to chase. When they saw that Meng Jue, the most beautiful man in Chang 'an, was played by Du Chun, they immediately felt desperate for Chang 'an. Although this is a fictional character, it is also the first handsome man in Chang 'an written in the book! ! ! Kou Zhenghai's performance as Huo Guang is good. Just like the handsome man above, he was taken back to Chang 'an to take care of his younger brother when he triumphed, and his career was booming. After three emperors, Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty, Emperor Zhao (Liu Fuling), Emperor Fei (Liu He) and Emperor Xuan Di (Shunliu), he won the trust of the emperor. After taking charge of history, he served the emperor without any mistakes and won the trust of the emperor. Later, Emperor Zhao of the Han Dynasty fully trusted him, monopolized the power, and made great contributions to the world, laying the groundwork for the later genocide. After his death, Emperor Xuandi of the Han Dynasty compared him with Xiao He and buried him in Maolin with imperial etiquette. Although the grave has not been affected by genocide, there is nothing to care about with a dead person after all.

Being a man, it is king to stop when it is good.

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So some people say that this handsome general is Zhu Jun under the emperor (Liu Shi) of "Flying Swallows in Germany and China". "He is more than eight feet long and looks very strong, so he is famous for his bravery." When Zhu Shaoxia was young, he made friends with the Ranger and helped him avenge himself. He is very curious about his enemies. Apart from being handsome, free and easy, eloquent and defeated in court, all the celebrities who argued with him about the Book of Changes are respected by the world. He is arrogant and straightforward, and doesn't like yu zhang's power for personal gain. In class, he felt sorry for Chen Chaoting and asked the emperor to give him a sword to kill the rape. You know, yu zhang, whom he clamored to behead, was the Prime Minister, an imperial envoy and An Changhou ... So the emperor was furious and said that he was an inferior slanderer, insulting the royal master above the imperial court and wanted to chop him down. He didn't want to be cut, so he struggled with the railing in the hall, so the railing broke ... and someone fought for his life and saved his life.

Being handsome is not every handsome guy's death card, so be careful when making friends.

Moreover, Wang Shang's uncle Wang Mang. His greatness is embodied in Hanshu, which is "magnificent in body and extremely beautiful in appearance." "Khan to the DPRK, look up, big fear, even a few steps back. Emperor Cheng sighed, "This is really from China! "Zhang Cang and Chen Ping can save themselves by beauty, and the beauty of the king scares away Khan. This handsome to the extent of national prestige, probably comparable to the later warrior Lan Ling. How handsome you are depends on your brain. Be honest and upright, and be an official with dignity. But such a marshal, in addition to the post of prime minister, was framed by his opponent Wang Feng and died of vomiting blood with indignation.

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Finally, the story about the addiction of broken sleeves is related to the beauty of Dong Xian. It is said that Liu Xin (the great-grandson of Shun Liu, Xuan Di, who later became the nephew of the emperor) took one more look in the crowd because of his beautiful appearance, then fell in love with his beautiful face and was promoted as soon as he spoke.

Dong Xian became the favorite of Emperor Ai of Han Dynasty. To what extent does he spoil him? According to Han Shu, "a moral person dotes on him day by day. Going out to participate in cycling, entering the imperial palace, and being rewarded in October, it was a great shock to the court. " If I understand correctly, it is about one million a month, which should be a lot of money. I wanted to quantify it into today's currency, but I didn't understand it for a long time. Taking gold as the standard, it is more complicated to say that most of the gold in the Western Han Dynasty is brass. Anyone who is interested can do the math by himself.

The addiction to broken sleeves is specifically "often lying in bed." I try to sleep during the day, but I try to put on my sleeves and get up. I want to get up, but the sage doesn't feel it. He who didn't want to move the sage broke his sleeve. "One day when I was sleeping with the emperor, the emperor remembered to go to court. Dong Xian didn't wake up, just down the emperor's sleeve. The emperor thought he couldn't wake his sweetheart, so he scratched, cut off his sleeves and came out with short sleeves. This is probably the legendary true love! Dong Xian was no exception. Except for his beauty, he had no skill and died a little miserably.

Let's talk about it. Persuading people with color won't last long. Not every handsome guy has the luck of Zhang Cang and Chen Ping. Besides, Zhang Cang and Chen Ping don't rely on their looks.

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In addition to the above-mentioned emperors, there were many bisexual emperors in the Han Dynasty, so I don't want to mention the rest. If you are interested, you can look through Xing Xing's biography.

Handsome men in the Western Han Dynasty prefer two kinds of handsome men. Forgive me for being selfish, but I also like to talk about talent and appearance. Bringing peace and stability to the country, a great talent who swallowed mountains and rivers is talented, so it is natural to feel good-looking, and love for the same sex is not discriminatory. People who died a thousand years ago have never criticized, and now they should always look at it this way. Han Yan and Wu Di are made for each other, so it is understandable to send blessings. But the rest of those who are convinced by others will have to sigh. Look, you have to choose those talents who point the way. So, if there is nothing in a good bag, what's the big deal about hanging down history?