Funny and humorous talk about indoor space

I couldn't help but feel his humor as he confused thinking time with real time. A funny story about space

Three drunkards came to admire the moon. Three drunkards came to admire the moon. A said there were two moons. B said: There are three moons in the sky. They don't agree with anyone, so they invite Drunk C to be the referee. C slowly and leisurely said, "Which line are you talking about?"

If you are a lemon, you should not always stare at the sweetness of watermelon.

You will never know the person you will never love, how many times he has put up with you?

In winter, only wear one glove. Because I can hold the other hand.

In today's society, rules are a good railing at first, but as long as there is a little power, a little money, and a little friendship, there are almost always exceptions. The rules are only for those who have no power, no money, and no friendships! Society is not about fu failure and collapse!

Ben Xi once said; A person cannot be judged by his appearance, and a mistress cannot be judged by his judgment.

Women weigh only 100, and are either flat-chested or short! .

At the graduation ceremony, the principal announced that the first student in the grade would go on stage to receive the award, but after several consecutive phone calls, the students slowly came on stage. Later, the teacher asked the students: What happened? Are you sick? Or were you unable to hear clearly just now? The students replied: No, I’m afraid other students can’t hear clearly.

You dress like this. Do you have any dissatisfaction with this world?

Pretending is only for a moment, but being shameless is eternal.

As the saying goes: Calm and natural coolness. So, I lay on the bed and pretended to be dead.

I searched for him thousands of times, and when I looked back, I felt like vomiting when I saw them.

About three years ago, I was waiting for someone in front of a hotel. A man came out with a group of people, obviously coming to the hotel to socialize. He started staring at me from a distance until he walked up to me and told me that you can take Guiling ointment for acne on your face. Would you like to leave me a phone number? At the time I thought he was a liar. Can eating Guiling ointment cure acne? Then I glanced at him. Finally, he drove away in a BMW 740. If God gives me another chance, I

I didn't lie. Why should I lie? You understand me. I never pretend to you.

Girl, you spend so much on your clothes, you must like to plant flowers, right?

The depreciation rate of women is astonishing. It only took one night to go from a new bride to an old woman.

No matter if you drink water or urinate, you will not feel lonely. I am waiting because I believe you will come.

According to my observation, handsome men say they are not handsome, a classic sentence, so I also think I am not handsome.

In fact, if there are more people in the world without roads, tourists will stop.

Loneliness is a physical feeling. Loneliness is a mental state.

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Whether he is a king or a peasant, as long as he can find peace at home, he is the happiest person. You get what you pay for, porridge is not hungry

The only person worthy of my tears will never make me cry.

Gossip is the MSG of ordinary life, adjusting everyone’s taste

I finally know why I lick Oreos because no one dares to grab them.

If you don’t risk your life now, I will risk your life later!

The biggest mistake people make every day is to be too polite to strangers and too harsh to the closest people. Change this bad habit and bring world peace.

It’s different when you enter college, both physically and mentally. Physically, hunchback; mentally, decadent.

Doing well in the exam depends entirely on your deskmates.

There are three treasures in lies: forever and everlasting love; there are three treasures in Korean dramas: car accidents, cancer, and incurability

My sister is so sharp that she can kill you with one eye

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Unveil yourself and face the reality of destiny.

There is always a strange feeling every time the skin comes into contact. Because your skin is very soft, it always makes me itchy, and I can’t help but rub it on you. In the end, after half a day of making peaches, I can finally eat them.

The lover finally inevitably turns into an animal. If you don’t fuck her today, she will let someone else fuck her tomorrow!

I am a soldier of the same age. I have been a soldier for five months and I really wanted to go home, so I found the reason and made up an excuse: my girlfriend is pregnant. The company commander asked: How many months are you pregnant? Answer: Three months. The company commander asked again: How many months have you been a soldier? Answer: five months. As a result, the company commander said calmly: Don't go home, the child is not yours.

I want you to know all my news. Are you weird if I don’t bother you?

Those who hurt me, please remember that one day I will smile and watch you cry.

Some people are alive, she is dead. Some people live and they deserve to die.

Boss, do you have any products in your department store? Yes, otherwise why would it be called a department store? Oh, okay, give me two sluts. The boss was speechless.

I can’t sleep in the morning; I feel like I’m sleeping at night!

God, don’t look at Zhang like that. Your parents are too casual. Are you kidding?

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If you do this again in the future, don’t blame me for turning against me and not being human!

When I came to this company for an interview after graduating from college, the boss said to me seriously: Although the salary is not much, you can grow quickly here, which is the most important thing for young people.

Why do you want to show me your face? Do you think you are a color palette?

The bald donkey dares to compete with the poor Taoist for the master's wife?

We are all afraid of losing everything because we care too much

When I die, I will engrave my QQ number on my tombstone. PS: Allow anyone to add me as a friend. .

The good thing about telling the truth is that you don’t have to remember what you said.

Many new friends appear around me, and they will inevitably ignore you. I'm sorry, but you have to remember that you will always be irreplaceable in my heart and the only special existence

Marry my farm, the money is over ten million, marry me to grab a parking space, and keep getting good cars. Marry my garden, the scent of roses. Oh, marry me, I have seven diamonds!

Christmas Eve is here, and I give you a wishing bottle: May Christmas gifts pile up like a mountain, Christmas blessings be endless, health and safety accompany you throughout your life, and you may live a happy life! Forward this message and your wish will come true.

The Chinese New Year is coming soon, but you still remember that sentence: Come on, baby, your parents will help you hide the New Year’s money. Warm reminder: Don’t be fooled!

Don’t any of you dare to use your own avatar? I can tell I'm using my avatar - unlike you guys!

As long as you are not afraid of dying on Mount Everest

Give me a bed, I want to sleep until the world ends

I really don’t know how to talk without breaking up How long does it take to fall in love?

Mosquitoes are poisonous and their bites are lumpy! And there are many, fighting in groups.

I harvested a lot of corn in the autumn. I planted my husband in the ground in the spring, and now that autumn is here, hey, he’s dead!

The 92-year-old man who was about to swallow in the hospital bed tremblingly submitted his application to join the urban management system. Reporter asked: It really moved us! What beliefs motivated you to join the urban management team before your death? The old man said with all his strength: I, I, I just want one more urban management officer to die.

The brothers got married, and the host asked them to express their gratitude to each other’s parents. The buddy opened his mouth and said: Thank you, mother-in-law, for giving me such a wonderful daughter! The audience was in chaos.

Have a long conversation with the mosquito, be rational and emotional, and influence it to change its vegetarian diet.

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