How to say humorously that your period is coming?

1, my period was delayed 10 days, and my body was dry and peeling. I learned last night that it is a misunderstanding to lose weight without eating staple food, which will lead to endocrine disorders. It's too difficult for me. There are too many pits on the way to lose weight.

You don't know how much I love you, just like you don't know how much my period hurts.

I have my period, and I haven't put it off at last. It is normal. No wonder I am in an uncertain mood these days.

4. Now sanitary napkins have all gone up by ten yuan a pack. I can't even have my period.

The sky in Wuhu is so blue, I want to go out. I want to live outside, but I feel a sense of belonging at home … I feel anxious, just like I have my period.

6. My youth is a touch of red aunt. I was anxious when I came, and relaxed and happy when I went.

7. Men are like their period. When he doesn't look for you, he thinks, and when he looks for you, he gets bored.

8. I feel sleepy every time I come to my period. I don't want to sleep. I want to cheer up. I want to have a class. I want to have a class.

9. Before I got my period, I ate all kinds of things crazily. Now I don't want to eat anything that hurts after I first arrived. Where can I have a normal meal? I'm already dead.

10, my menstruation was delayed from the end of the month to the beginning of the month, from the beginning of the month to the middle of the month, and this month was delayed by 12 days.

1 1, the first phase was postponed 17 days, and now I have a backache, so I can't eat or sleep.

12, I feel that every time I come to my period, I am reborn with a golden light on my head.

13, dried this bowl of red dates, longan, angelica, dried ginger, brown sugar and black bean soup. If I don't have my period again, I'll eat the pot.

Precautions in menstrual life

Swimming, bathing and sexual intercourse should be avoided as much as possible during menstruation. The sanitary towel used must be clean and soft, otherwise bacteria may rise into the uterine cavity and cause inflammation. If not treated in time, it may lead to infertility in the future. As for the use of tampons (that is, built-in tampons), it is best not to use them at night except for frequent cleaning and replacement. Because the water absorption of sanitary suppository is limited, and it can't be replaced in time after sleeping at night. At this time, menstrual blood flow is blocked, which is likely to return to the pelvic cavity and cause endometriosis. In addition, strenuous physical exercise should be avoided during menstruation, because it is also one of the risk factors of endometriosis.

In addition, there are metabolic abnormalities, hypoglycemia and hypothyroidism. Some people think that life, study and sleep are not good, and autonomic nerve dysfunction is also one of many reasons. For some women, feeling tired will have other symptoms.