What are some things to eat and send to friends?

I sorted out some stories about eating delicious food and making friends, including funny stories, ancient stories and literary stories. I hope you like them.

Funny article:

1, I have a heart to lose weight, but I live a life of eating goods.

I fell in love with you not because of how good you are, but because the sun was just right that day and I was full.

3, the motto of eating goods: don't try to eat and drink today, try to find food and drink tomorrow.

For foodies, there is delicious food every day, and life will not be monotonous.

5, eating food is not eating, or on the way to eat.

6, eating goods is kind, because I just want to eat every day and have no time to calculate others.

7. The only two things I don't eat for breakfast are lunch and dinner.

8. When you eat well, you forget everything when you eat.

9. God gave me the attribute of eating goods, but he didn't give me the status of a local tyrant.

10, don't get me wrong, I'm not eating, I'm just on my way to eat.

Antique items:

Yuan Gaoming's Pipa Story Cai Gong forced Uncle to try: "Sacrifice three cauldrons in the morning and evening, and you will surely sip water.

Jin Dong Jieyuan's "The West Chamber" Volume III: "Eight Baoyu invites Lang to eat, and a thousand words are good for business.

Tang Li Bai's Hero Song of Fufeng: "Carved vegetables are full of guests, and Zhao Wuxiang.

The Seven Wonders of the Three Kingdoms: "A cockroach in a mountain shrew is a treasure.

Tang Bai Juyi's poem "Light Fat" said: "Glory overflows to the sky, and the land and water are eight treasures.

"The Analects of Confucius and the Rural Party": "Zhai will change into food, and the residence will move.

Liu Yiqing in the Southern Song Dynasty wrote in Shi Shuo Xin Yu Di: "Every time people in Huannan County are unhappy, they say,' If you want to love pears at home, stop steaming them.

"Biography of Lu Huaishen in the Old Tang Dynasty": "In the third year of Kaiyuan, I moved to Huangmen Prison.

Mencius said of Teng Wengong: "People have a way: to live in seclusion without teaching is to be close to animals.

Gaoyuan Wen Xiu's "Xiangyang Club" has the first discount: "I have arranged a table of good wine here ... I am too drunk to walk.

Literary articles:

1, it's the first time to visit Tang 'an glutinous rice, and you won't lose the carving of Hu Mei after cooking it. As big as amaranth, as white as jade, slippery, and fragrant all over the room.

2, Shu people are expensive Qin buds, and miscellaneous meat is it.

3, the color is like the emerald version of the cat's head bamboo shoots, and the taste is the hump oxtail scarlet.

4, Xinjin leek yellow world, the color is more than three feet like goose yellow, the meat in Dongmen is even more amazing, and the fat is not reduced.

5, fresh squid eats silk, celery green; Shu wine is invincible and river fish is beautiful.

6. The salted duck skin is white and tender, fat but not greasy, fragrant and delicious, with the characteristics of fragrance, crispness and tenderness.

7. This dish is so colorful that it makes my mouth water. Look at other dishes, which dazzles me.

8, no bamboo is vulgar, no meat is thin. Not rotten or thin, bamboo shoots and braised pork.

9. Rub your hands until the jade color is even, and the blue oil is shallow yellow and deep. Sleep at night, spring knows the weight, and the plaque is beautiful and wrapped around the arm.

10, people in the world are predecessors, but they don't realize that many years are in the present. I have a simple wanqiu (immortal name) method, which only gives porridge to immortals.

I hope you like it.