29 funny God Reply Copywriting

1. The waiter said, Sir, I'm glad to serve you. God replied: Come on, tell me how happy you are.

2. What's the correct reaction to your girlfriend's stomachache? God replied: Stop it, you have no stomach.

3. Why doesn't Altman just make a big move? I didn't make a big move until the monster was about to die. God replied: You fight the landlord and throw it directly at the king.

fourth, how can a girl wear a ponytail to look good? God replied: there are

three steps to tie a ponytail. The first step is to look good, the second step is to look good, and the third step is to tie it casually.

5. what have you heard that seems to be very inspirational and uplifting, but behind the positive energy is extremely bleak? God replied: In fact, you are a good person.

6. Women always like to buy clothes every day. Do they ever dislike having too many clothes? God replied: When washing clothes.

VII. Why are all the fish in the deep sea ugly? God replied: It's dark in the deep sea, and no one can see anyone, so everyone grows casually.

8. Someone asked you what you ate? Why can you fart so smelly? God replied: Why? You still want the formula?

9. if you get back together with your predecessor, what kind of experience will you have? God replied: it's still the familiar taste, or the original formula.

1. Why can't many people find a partner nowadays? God replied: because not only do you think you are ugly, but you also think others are ugly. 11. Why do children cry when they are born? God replied: so many brothers have died. He is the only one left. Can you not be sad?

12. how do you judge on the subway, who is ready to get off? God replied: the man who put the mobile phone back in his pocket.

XIII. Why does your ex-girlfriend or ex-boyfriend still pay attention to you after breaking up? God replied: they are relieved to know that you are not doing well.

14. If you like a woman, should you confess? God replied: I take you as my brother, and you want to hit on me.

15. How to improve your girlfriend's IQ? God replied: when she doesn't like you, when he doubts, the IQ is naturally high.

XVI. Why do many girls like to call themselves foodies now? God replied: because you don't say that you are a foodie, people will think that you are born fat.

17. Why do many people like to call names behind their backs and report behind their backs? God replied: Because you are ahead of them!

XVIII. Many people nowadays have difficulty in choosing? God replied: it's not just because of one word, poverty.

XIX. Everything printed on many product packaging bags is fake, which is seriously inconsistent with the real thing. God replied: The pictures are for reference only and are true.

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1. How to explain why you are fat gracefully? God replied: because there are too many things in my heart to lose weight.

21st. Many boys especially hate girls' suspicion. God replied: That's because girls often guess too accurately.

twenty-two. Do you still distinguish the usage of "de" and "di"? God replied: my land has to be swept.

23. When you play with your mobile phone in class, how can you make your deskmate be dead set and go all out to see the teacher for you? God replied: play with your deskmate's mobile phone.

24. Do you think selling cute is a positive word or a negative word? God replied: I think it depends on the appearance.

25. why is it easy to coax a girlfriend who is also a woman, while a mother-in-law is very difficult to coax? God replied: Because my mother-in-law has been cheated once.

XXVI. What exactly did Friar Sand carry in the journey to the West? God replied: it may be the equipment that plays strange explosions.

XXVII. What should I do if I suddenly have a desire to study or work? God replied: drink more hot water and have a rest.

XXVIII. I have been single for a long time. Today, when I was on the bus, a girl touched my shoulder. God replied: I have even thought about the name of our child and where to go to school.

XXIX. Why do people like to take off their shirts when fighting in groups? God replied: If everyone takes off their pants, the atmosphere may be a bit awkward and strange.