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What is the divine reply of the laughing person?
As follows:
1, don't you feel inferior because you are so short? God replied: I want everyone to look up when they see me.
I bought some clothes on Taobao and lost weight. I asked my sister if she wanted it. Sister God replied: If you want, you will save me from buying maternity clothes.
3. How to reply to others in a low-key way when you praise yourself for being beautiful? God replied: What did you say? Could you speak a little louder?
4. Me: Why are you shopping alone? God replied: I am afraid that half a person will scare you again when shopping.
5. Me: Why am I not as tall as you? God replied: Maybe you are afraid of heights.
6. Why give up treatment? God replied: I want to make room for people like you who need it.
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