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Diary of rain when going out to buy food 100

In the morning, my mother gave me three yuan to buy food at the farmer's market, and I readily agreed. Say that finish, I took three yuan, humming a ditty to the farmers' market.

Soon, I arrived at the farmer's market, which was crowded with people. In the market, the shouts of vegetable vendors and the bargaining of vegetable buyers seem to subvert the whole market. There are dazzling dishes and mouth-watering fruits in the stall of the vegetable vendor. There are delicious roast ducks; There is pork for people to eat, and so on. My mother only gave me three yuan, so I can only buy some small vegetables. I have to go to the vegetable section. Soon, I bought my favorite dish-cucumber. However, there are many people selling cucumbers. Where can I buy it? Looking closely, an uncle sells cucumbers that are big and beautiful. I thought cucumbers were delicious, so I went to a food stall and asked my uncle, "How much is a catty of cucumbers?" ? "One yuan," my uncle replied. "My uncle ripped me off because I was a child." I asked, "Can you sell it for fifty cents a catty?" My uncle replied, "No". I think selling vegetables is very fierce now. Finally get a customer, he will catch it. If I pretend not to buy him, he will stop me and sell it to me at my price, so I will pretend to buy it elsewhere. Sure enough, my uncle stopped me and said, "Here's fifty cents."

I chose three big and tender cucumbers and went home happily, waiting for my parents to praise me. When my mother came back from work, I told her about the buyer in detail. "You think you picked it cheaply, and the cucumber is sprayed with pesticides. It looks good, but it is harmful to people," my mother scolded. I have benefited a lot from this, and I am deeply touched: people are all the same, with gorgeous and hypocritical appearances.