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Inspirational sketch script
People: postman, umbrella shop owner.
Venue: Convenience Umbrella Shop.
Summary: In 2008, under the influence of the global financial crisis, many enterprises had problems in operation and production, and had to lay off employees and reduce wages to maintain production. The former top electronics factory where Wang Zai, the protagonist, was located, was also severely impacted and left his job in the big layoffs in the factory. But in order to make a living, he opened an umbrella shop. One day during the operation, he had a story with another hero, a passionate and conscientious postman comrade. ...
Theme: The whole sketch should express the sudden storm of the financial crisis, no matter how big or fierce it is, it will pass. At present, many people are laid off and unemployed, but it is only part of the reason, not all. Fundamentally speaking, the key to a person's development is himself, his ability and his attitude towards work and life. In order to gain a firm foothold in the severe test of working life, we need a working life attitude of taking precautions, planning early and preparing early. Do things with enthusiasm, be serious and keep learning to meet the needs of social development.
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Boss: (The boss is selling umbrellas on his counter) Walk by, look at those passing by, and look at all kinds of fancy umbrellas. Don't miss it! (repeat)
[The boss tells himself to the audience]
Boss: I believe everyone has never seen such a large-scale and high-end umbrella shop! Introduce yourself first! My name is Wang Hongzhi, nicknamed Wang Zi, and I am the owner and shopkeeper of this convenient umbrella shop. It hasn't opened yet, so I'll tell you why I opened this store. As we all know, the past 2008 was an extraordinary year: derailed by train; Take a plane and then return; Want to stay at home? There was an earthquake. But these are all local and small-scale, and have little impact on me. The global financial crisis that has the greatest impact on me and changed my life trajectory should be the one that broke out in 2008 after a long gestation. I used to be an employee of a top electronics factory. Although I didn't win a golden rice bowl, it was a good one. Affected by the financial crisis, our factory's products are badly unsalable. In order to maintain production, the factory has laid off employees for three days and laid off employees for ten days, which makes people panic. The leader of our factory gave me special treatment-to be laid off, to put it mildly, let me start my own business. Considering my usual comprehensive performance, it is also for the better development of our factory. But people have to eat, drink and spend money when they are alive, so I took out the money in my closet and took it out of this shop.
Boss: Look at the weather. It is going to rain soon. There must be a lot of people who won't take umbrellas if it doesn't rain. I'm sure I can make a small sum of money and two packs of milk powder for my baby in the future. At this moment, let the storm come more violently!
The postman hurried on.
Postman: What's the weather? It will rain at once, and it will rain so heavily without any warning in advance. How's this? I still have a lot of letters in my hand that haven't been posted yet. I don't know when the rain will stop These are all express delivery. They must be urgent, important and important. This can't be delayed!
look around
Postman: Great, there is an umbrella shop ahead. (running to the umbrella shop)
Boss: Hello, sir, umbrella seller. Just look around and choose.
Postman: Yes, it's really a bad time when it rains. I am in a hurry. How much is this umbrella?
Boss: There are two prices, one is 20 yuan and the other is 40 yuan. I can generously give you a 50% discount.
Postman: Isn't it the same price? This is too expensive. Can you make it cheaper?
Boss: How can you say expensive? Look at this umbrella, look at the quality, look at this style, plus today's fine weather, it's definitely worth it. Do you think it is a minority?
Postman: Boss, just leave your umbrella for ten yuan at most. Why does your umbrella change periodically with the weather?
Boss: Yes, I like to pay attention to today's price when I sell things. Look, the rain won't stop for a while. Don't get caught in the rain for these few dollars. Maybe it will delay your important thing and make it impossible.
Postman: I'm just afraid that the rain will get these letters wet, or the rain will stump me. Well, I'm in a hurry. Let's make it twenty. Give me a hand.
The postman searched him all over, but he couldn't find the money. He dropped his wallet.
Boss: Sir, you are really a frank person. Take this umbrella, 20 yuan, thank you!
Postman: No, I lost my wallet.
Boss: Please look carefully, sir ... Look in the pockets inside.
Postman: I've looked everywhere. No, the rain hasn't stopped yet. What a mess!
Boss: I have no money. Unfortunately, it seems that our business will fail. Then help yourself.
Postman: Boss, boss. In my case, can I discuss it with you? Give me a credit first and I'll pay tomorrow. It doesn't matter if I get wet. These letters can't get wet.
Boss: You're kidding. You came to my shop for the first time today, so you asked me to give you something on credit. What do you want me to do in today's business? Besides, I can't afford the loan for this small business. Help yourself if you have no money. Don't waste everyone's time here.
Postman: It's convenient for you, sir. I still have a dozen letters to post. It's all express. I can't afford to delay.
Boss: No, you go. Don't hold me up.
Postman: Do me a favor, sir. I am the postman here. Everyone knows me. I promise to pay tomorrow. You see, this letter is a letter from Unit 3 of Happy Community and Honesty Building, and a letter from Happy Community and Happy Building. This letter is a letter from Unit 3 of Harmonious Community 10. ), there are still so many, I have to send them out before noon today.
Boss: What did you say? Harmony Building, Unit 3, Xianghe Community 10 (? )。
Postman: Yes, it's Room 3 10 of Harmony Building in Xianghe Community. ), it seems that it was sent by an electronics factory on a good day. what can I do for you?
Boss: I (? ), it must be that after I was laid off, more than 100 resumes I invested in looking for a job finally got a reply. Great, this is what I expected, the stars and the moon. Please give it to me now.
Postman: I can't do that. This is not Room 3 10 of Harmony Building in Xianghe Community. I didn't know you were the recipient mentioned above. I can't give it to you.
Boss: The recipient on it is me. Please believe my funny script.
Postman: Sorry, I can only send the letter to the address written on it, and I don't know the recipient. I can't give it to you now.
Boss: By the way, I almost forgot. This is my ID card. Now you should believe it.
Postman: The address is right. Ok, here you are. Please sign for it.
The boss immediately tore open the letter and read it.
Sir:
Hello, we have read your resume. Your previous work experience and current work ability are still suitable for development in our company. If you are willing to work in our factory, please report to the personnel department of our factory with your personal information before 20/200912009. If it fails, it will be regarded as giving up this employment opportunity automatically. (The boss says to the postman with a look of shame)
Boss: Comrade postman, you see, I'm really not human. just now ...
Postman: Nothing, it's all the hardships of life! By the way, you have become a self-employed, how can you receive such an offer?
Boss: You don't know. I finally opened this store after the fierce financial crisis, but the business is not good. If you can't even earn the rent every month, you have to do it. So the information that I have been drilling in recent months has finally been answered. Thank you for your timely delivery!
Postman: Yes, this financial crisis has caused many people to lose their jobs. Like this sudden storm. Those who plan ahead are very calm and active, while those who are not prepared can only run around and let the rain shower them.
Boss: What you said is so reasonable. I met a noble man when I met you today, brother.
Postman: No, no, this financial crisis will soon pass, and society will become orderly. We should keep this idea of taking precautions in mind! Oh, I can't. I have to go. Go to the next stop. Goodbye.
Boss: Brother, take an umbrella. Don't get caught in the rain. (chasing it)
[curtain call]
Inspirational sketch script (2)
People: Xiao Qiang, Loi Siu, college students, Liu, the city manager, and Xiao Ping, customers (2).
Venue: the stall at the school gate
Props: tables, commodities, small speakers,
the first paragraph
Xiao Qiang moved the table, Loi Siu took the goods for sale, and they played side by side.
Xiao Qiang: (looks at his watch) Oh, it's still early. The customer hasn't come yet. Let's talk.
Xiao Qiang: To get rich, build roads first; Set up a stall if you want to start a business (they set things up while talking)
Loi Siu: If you want to earn more, you'd better rob banks and blow up trains, but (posing) look at this physique. Do you think I can do it? This is all you have.
Xiao Qiang: If you want to make money quickly, you must rely on me to be handsome. (Comb your hair and pose)-Handsome men make money easily.
Loi Siu: Dude (look at the comics around) Come on, I know you're not handsome, but it's not your fault, but it's your fault that you came out to scare your junior ... You're not handsome, you only deserve to sell vegetables.
Xiao Qiang: What, scare me into selling vegetables? I won't do anything without a future. I sold the calcium in the lid and promoted the rich second generation of Xiaomi, but everything failed. I searched, searched and thought, and finally launched the enclosure movement at the gate of our school, and planted my little wish-setting up a stall. Brother, do you think our dream will come true?
Loi Siu: Oh, of course. After in-depth investigation, this is a good job, with less investment, quick results and no more or less money a day. Speaking of the market, there are many thieves in our school and it is easy to sell. We can also watch girls fall in love with boys.
The second paragraph
Xiao Qiang: Hurry up, hurry up, hurry up, the customers are coming.
(two people selling)-come and buy. Let's have a look. Cheaper than supermarkets and cheaper than shops. Everything is cheap, convenient and affordable.
(At this moment, two customers come out and walk past the booth. They saw it and looked at it. )
Xiaolan: Xi Xiaoping is so cute (action)
Xiaoping: Oh, yes.
(Xiao Qiang and Loi Siu have been seducing them)
(It seems that these two customer girls can't hear what they are saying, and they ignore their existence because they love looking at trinkets too much. )
At this moment, Loi Siu raised his voice: Beauty, do you like it? Just buy one.
They didn't come back until then. )
Xiaoping: I wonder, how did you become men?
Xiao Qiang: Ah, we are men.
Xiaoping and Xiaolan: Hehehehehehehehehehe also sells our girls' things.
Xiaolan: Hey, not necessarily. Nowadays, short hair is not necessarily a man, and long hair is not necessarily a woman.
Loi Siu: Really, then, then, just buy one and support our coffee bar script network.
Xiaoping and Xiaolan: OK, we'll take it.
(At this time, the urban management Xiao Liu appeared)
The third paragraph
(Xiao Liu, an unknown urban manager, saw two young people selling hard from a distance, and his expression was even worse. )
Xiao Liu: (angrily runs over and pushes the things on the table directly to the ground)
You two boys are really great. Don't you dare run wild on my turf. Do you know that?/You know what? I opened this road and planted this tree. Get out of here. Go, go
Go ...
(Xiao Lan Xiaoping speaks fast and aggressive)
Xiaolan: Hey, I said your uncle is too incompetent. How come...
Xiaoping: It is said that we can't be born after 90. Now there are two ambitious entrepreneurs, and you are like this.
Liu: Get out of here and cut the crap.
Xiaolan: Nobody took care of it after enclosure, but today, it is not easy to set up a stall. Warm in winter and cool in summer, small businesses can't make much money.
What's the big deal, …
Xiaoping: Where are your documents? Show us the interesting script. Don't try to fool us by hanging a card. We college students are not stupid.
Xiaoping and Xiaolan have a look. ...
(at this time, the urban management was speechless because it couldn't come out. )
Xiao Liu: (hesitantly) Ah, no, you have to go anyway.
Xiaoping and Xiaolan: Well, actually, I want to say that you are the child, and we adults are not young.
(closing)
Inspirational sketch script (3)
First act
Scene: There is a bench in the center of the stage. G sat on the bench, looked around, kept looking at his watch and said to himself, "Why haven't you come yet?" Leave the bench, walk around, and then sit down. ]
(wearing designer clothes) With pleasure!
G: (turns to one side and doesn't talk)
Xin Ran, what happened to you?
G: (turning to B and pointing to the watch) Didn't you say you would return it at seven? What time is it now? You're seven minutes and seven seconds late!
B: (smiling) I was wrong. Am I not wrong? Never again, never again.
G: Well, I will forgive your sincere attitude this time, but how about going shopping with me today?
Go to the supermarket? (After a moment's hesitation)
G: Why? Don't you want to?
How can it be? However, let's go to the park. The scenery there is good, and the weather is good today. It would be nice to go for a walk.
G: Going to the park again? Didn't you just go the day before yesterday?
Ok, ok, let's go to the supermarket. Wait a minute, I'll go back to the dormitory to get some money. (turning to go)
G: No, I have this money with me. Let's go (take B)
B: What about that? You can't spend money if you go out with me. Besides, what kind of money is this? I have a lot of money at home. You wait for me here, and I'll go up and get it.
G: (angrily) Look, look, there you go again. You have money with your mouth open, but you have money with your mouth shut. People still think I'm with you because of your money.
B: OK, OK, OK. I was wrong. I was wrong again. But to be honest, I really don't care about this money!
G: You ... (very angry)
B: I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I won't talk, I won't talk. Hey, your birthday is coming, and it's a good opportunity to buy you a birthday present today! You can't let me buy you a birthday present with your money.
G: (hesitates for a moment) All right! I'll wait for you here, so go home quickly!
Act ii
[Scene: There is a bed on the stage, and some clothes are lying in a heap. There is a pot under the bed and a round table on one side. Roommate a.
B
Group C sat playing poker and kept bidding! Come on. In a hurry. Do the door opening action. After entering the door, I began to rummage in the bed. ]
A: (talking while playing cards) Hey, Xiaogang, did you come back from your date with your girlfriend so soon?
S: (continuing to rummage) No way! She wants me to accompany her to the supermarket! You said I couldn't make her pay! Besides, I don't care about money! I'll get more money when I come back!
B: Xiaogang, is your family really rich?
S: (stop moving and point to a.
B
C, serious) of course! (Continue to turn)
C: Xiaogang, since your family is so rich, why do you still eat steamed bread and pickles all day?
S: You're welcome. My mother lets me eat big fish and meat at home every day. I'm tired of it! Now the sight of them makes me sick!
A
B
C: Oh. ...
Act iii
M: (wearing a headscarf on his head, straddling a basket filled with peanuts and wearing rustic clothes. M saw P in the distance and hurried forward) Young man, do you know where Zhao Xiaogang lives?
Zhao Xiaogang? I am his classmate. Who are you?
M: I'm his mother (P looks shocked). I am from the countryside. I came to see my baby. My baby is really promising. Just learn from an early age. I was admitted to such a good university from a poor ravine, and I was the first in our village! Young man, where does he live?
Policeman: (after a long pause, pointing to a building, stuttering) He lives in that building, room 303 on the third floor!
M: Thank you. (Turning to the building, P watches her walk to the building)
Act IV
C: (La B) Don't be busy talking, it's your turn to play.
(The phone rings, S answers)
Hello, ah, nice to meet you. I'll be down in a minute. Hey, I know. (put the phone down, hesitated for a moment, grinning, turned to A.
B
C) Can you support me today? I am short of money these days. Help me.
A: What about you?
B: borrow money?
Really?
A: Didn't you say that your mother just made money in your passbook these days?
S: Yes, yes, the working system of our bank has changed these days, and the money can't be typed out.
(m knocks, s answers. When I saw M, I was surprised and quickly pulled her to the door. )
Mom, why did you come here?
M: Mom misses you so much that I'm not interested in coming to see you. (Go in, S-La)
Xiao Gang, who is it?
S: (answer quickly) No, nobody.
(m takes the opportunity to enter the house)
Oh, dear, (looking around, I see one.
B
C enthusiastically stepped forward) Oh, this is my classmate! What a spirit, young man! Grab the peanuts in the basket and give them to A.
B
C) come and eat peanuts. Produced and sold, big and fragrant!
(1)
BC is puzzling)
M: It's not easy to go to school outside. Let's look after each other. You're welcome to eat peanuts.
M was talking and S was busy when the phone rang.
S: I'll be right down. No, no, you can't come up here! What? Woman? Ah, ah, salesman! (hangs up the phone and wipes his sweat)
Oh, wow. Your pillow towel almost catches up with your father's foot cloth. I'll wash it for you! Find out the washbasin from under the bed, put on some clothes and get ready to go out.
B: Who's calling? (ask s)
Student: This is, this is ... You baby, why don't you talk? (to a)
B
C) I'm his mother. Won't I come to see the children? !
S: (grabs M) No, no ... (pulls M aside) Mom, you don't understand!
M: (surprised) You baby, I am your mother and I gave birth to you. I don't understand. Who knows. (When the phone rings, B leaves M and the line is busy. )
S: What? The bus is coming soon? You can't come up here! I'll be right down!
M: (sighs) Son! (turns to wash clothes)
Is this your mother?
S: (stuttering, embarrassed) No, no, it's my mother. She hired me to deliver things to me. ...
(1)
B
C is whispering together, G is upstairs on the phone, the phone rings, no one answers, G stops at the door).
Is this man his mother? Isn't his mother the general manager? You can't hire someone to deliver something so sour!
B: I think nine times out of ten, angle steel is bragging. No wonder he borrowed money to eat steamed bread and pickles!
Captain: Shh ... Don't talk nonsense about such things. We all don't understand what happened. It will hurt the feelings of our classmates. (playing tricks on each other)
M seemed to hear what he was saying. He was stunned for a long time and the basin fell to the ground. At a loss, he stepped back and stopped in front of B.
No, don't talk about my children! I, my mother hired me to send her something (turn around to get clothes). Her mother asked me to tell her not to be reluctant to eat at school. The baby has been frugal since he was a child. He only knows how to eat steamed bread and pickles. Eva's mother said, don't say there are conditions in it, even if you are poor, you have to go to college! I went to wash clothes. Oh, by the way, here's some money. My ... my mother asked me to send it. (shaking hands, giving the money to S) I have a baby, and the baby is admitted to college (for the audience). My baby's father and I borrowed money from house to house in the village, begging grandpa to tell grandma, and finally they got the money together. Now in order to pay off the debts, everything that can be sold at home has been sold. Eva's father works in a cement factory, and he is too tired to earn much money. I can only run errands, help others with things and do laundry (I have to take a basin to do laundry after wiping my tears).
S listened absently, turned to kneel for M, hugged M's leg, hung his head, looked dull and had tears in his eyes. )
S: (yelling) Mom ... (M) Come forward and hug S, A.
B
C has been silently watching mother and son cry)
M: (seriously) Remember, baby! I am poor, but I can't be short-sighted. I am an upright person. As long as you have backbone, you are not afraid of being looked down upon by others. Study hard and get ahead in the future. Take off this poor hat! (S nods tearfully, G walks out, slowly walks up to S, S sees G)S: I'm glad you heard ... (Just about to say, G said)
G: (staring at S, explaining) I saw everything just now. I see. (walks to M) This is my aunt. (Holding M, telling B) I told you, I admire your people, not yours. I know that you are really new and good to me, and I know that you have paid a lot to make me happy. But I want to tell you one thing, even if you have nothing at first, I believe that with your talent, you will definitely do something in the future. (s moved, stopped crying, watched g, g and b help m and face a.
B
c)
S: This is my mother, (emphasis) my own mother!
(S and G*** hold M with heavy hands and walk slowly. Suddenly, s knelt down again and shouted, "mom!" " )
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