Jiude Funny Talk

1. I will never drink again in this life. If you see me drinking, just pretend that I didn’t say it.

2. If you have wine today, you will be drunk today. Don’t be too tired in life!

3. It’s fake to want to drink with you, but it’s true to want to get drunk in your arms.

4. Among the colorful clouds of the white emperor's speech, half a catty and two pieces are leisurely.

5. The wine style is the style, and the wine bottle is the level.

6. For small ones, touch along the wall; for big ones, drag along the floor.

7. When you meet a close friend, a thousand cups of wine is too little. Drink as much as you can. If you can't drink, run away.

8. Lead the whole process and lead in the future.

9. The market economy engages in competition, so quickly drink a glass of wine.

10. It’s hard to find talents if you drink too much.

11. One cannot live without alcohol in the world of rivers and lakes. How can one live in the world of rivers and lakes without getting high?

12. I said that I would drink until I was drunk and love my lover to the point of love, but you drank until you vomited and fell in love until you broke up.

13. Everyone in the world is drunk and I am sober alone. I have to serve them again.

14. Wine is the essence of food. The more you drink, the younger you will be. It is a sin not to drink wine because it is food.

15. The east wind blows and the war drums beat. Who is afraid of drinking today?

16. Don’t blame men for smoking, and don’t blame women for drinking. Smokers have stories. People who drink have something on their mind.

17. If a man doesn’t drink, he will live like a dog and walk in this world in vain. If he lives like a eunuch, he will not be able to make good friends.

18. The guest will get drunk if he drinks, otherwise the host will be ashamed.

19. We are all close friends when we get together. Let me drink some soothing wine first.

20. One drink is nine taels, and focus on training.

21. Only drink drinks, not the boss.

22. Show your skills in times of crisis. My sister drinks a glass of Songhe wine for her brother.