What's so funny about loving durian?

Our physics would be much easier if Newton sat under the durian tree. I brought you the following, I hope you will like it!

1. If I travel through time

Our physics would be much easier if Newton sat under the durian tree. I brought you the following, I hope you will like it!

1. If I travel through time and space, I must replace all the apple trees in front of Newton's house with durian trees.

2. A couple loves durian very much, but they are afraid that durian will infect their five-year-old son, so they hide in the kitchen to eat durian. At this time, the five-year-old son pushed open the door and was shocked. . . Is it shit? !

3. "You like chocolate yogurt, milk tea, toffee, potato chips, sweet jelly, watermelon, mango, durian, egg tart, gong and snow ketchup ... I only like you who looks good."

It's a complicated day, which is caused by being two minutes late for work early in the morning. A stupid, stupid, stupid day needs to be remembered. Uh-huh, uh-huh, you should learn from it. 26。 Go home from work to eat durian.

Brother A San risked being punished by his beautiful Indian wife, and gave up going home to attend 12 wedding anniversary. He must have had a good time. Today, I took him to visit our Buyi hand-woven handicrafts, and he bought four or five things for his wife in one breath. Wei Xiaobao, a Buyi brother in Nanpanjiang Town, also gave him a souvenir, which made him so happy that he didn't want to have lunch ...

6. It all happened so suddenly. I cooked by myself the day before and walked by myself. Today, I am lying in a hospital bed, unable to face a large area of cerebral hemorrhage. Grandma, although the whole family is ready, although you are over 80 years old, please hold on. The durian I promised you hasn't arrived yet. I don't want to eat durian alone in the future! Grandma, hold on, grandma, don't scare me!

7./kloc-When you were 0/8 years old, you felt guilty because you forgot to take the candle with the cake. You said you must buy a big cake in advance when you are 20 years old. Although there is no more cake for you to eat, I am very happy at the age of 20. At the age of 2 1, we have all grown up a lot. Thank you for the duck feet pot and durian pizza?

8. I am always forced by my mother to eat some fruits and vegetables with sexual taste, such as durian, mint and garlic, which I basically hate to eat. She thinks that women should eat smelly fruits and vegetables, which is good for their health. My heart is broken, what is this feudal remnant ... Fortunately, you are still a people's teacher, and you are misleading children. ...

I think if Newton sat under the durian tree, our exam would be much easier.

10. If Newton sat under the durian tree, our physics would be much easier.

Durian funny sentences

1, in the middle of September, it tends to be calm in the busy. Intermittent quarrels are better than quarrels. The adaptation period of the first day of a new job is the farthest in the calendar year. I recalled a lot along the way and felt a little sad. Most of them smiled indifferently, so I didn't have to fight for what I was destined to do. May beauty remain in memory forever. My teeth are getting better, and a small portion of durian pizza can alleviate my thirst and make my mood instantly beautiful. I hope everything will be stable as soon as possible, and I hope I can sleep well tonight without dreaming.

2, the wind is rustling, the water is cold, the strong man has gone, and the Wuren moon cake is brought on the road. The fruit is durian. Happy Mid-Autumn Festival.

I still remember going to a strange place and starting a short seaside life. Go fishing in the morning, sleep indoors in the afternoon and have dinner at sunset. I still remember that this place changed me. I don't like fish, and I have become a fish lover. I still remember the first time I ate sea cucumber and a bucket with my neighbors ... I still remember the first time I ate durian ice cream, and I still miss the very regrettable life at that time ~ those days in Mint Island ~

I don't like oranges, durians and quietness. Please don't always remember what your ex liked.

5. At school, a friend asked me what I used as a condom. My other friend immediately replied: "durian" ... I was very depressed after listening to it.

6. I am a promiscuous person. I think angelabby is beautiful, so is Liu Shishi, and Fan Bingbing is even more beautiful than me. I think durian crisp is delicious and the yolk is soft. It's not bad to open a packet of cheese-flavored potato chips. I think you were lovely yesterday, charming today, and I will still like you tomorrow.

7. You said that onions are amazing, and they are the only fruits and vegetables that can make people cry. I don't want to deny you, but last time I was hit by durian, I cried all day.

8. Mom, today my father and I went back to the countryside and bought you a lot of delicious food, including durian and many other fruits you like to eat. We know you like it best. We all want to do our best for you and do our best. I know you can feel it. We're fine, and so are you. There is still a week before the college entrance examination. Last week, in the mock exam, I got on the undergraduate course line and got the third place. I will work hard for the college entrance examination, don't worry, mom? .

9. Someone bought a cake, and I finally remembered it. I said I wanted to eat cake yesterday, and then I suddenly forgot about it. I really bought my favorite durian cheesecake today.

10, it suddenly occurred to me that when the camp was increased, I worked overtime, and I still had a few days to stick to it. Smelly shit bought durian for Daming and me, and we hid in the dark car and ate it all secretly. It's really beautiful.

Very sad and interesting to talk about my happiness and sadness.

1. Where you can see with your eyes is where you will arrive.

2. Don't wait for everyone to say you are ugly before you realize that you are really ugly!

3. First came the Longmen Escort Agency with no lower limit, and then the Lanling Xia with no bottom line, which made me laugh and cry.

Some men are as smart and changeable as the weather. Some women are as stupid as the weather forecast. She can't see the change of the weather.

Prices are in line with Europe, house prices are in line with the moon, and wages are in line with Africa.

6. Those who laugh at me, please white your toothbrush first.

7. At the beginning of life, you are naturally good at playing with your mind.

8. Look at the time not to get up, but to see how long you can sleep.

9. There is a kind of silence called the arrival of the old class.

10, running with the wind, freedom is the direction, but I forget that my legs are short and I have no strength.