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Talk about a big face suitable for friends circle.

The main reasons for large face are facial obesity, facial edema, masseter hypertrophy and large facial bones. Today, Bian Xiao compiled some big-face sentences suitable for sending friends' circle for your reference. Let's have a look!

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A word with a big face is suitable for sending friends.

1, delicate eyes, especially those bigger than ordinary people, shining with wisdom.

2. Last year, a tear of lovesickness flowed to my lips this year.

I took one more look at you in the crowd, but I still couldn't let go of your face.

4, the mask used by others, you can only use it as a nose patch.

5, winter is coming, a bottle of Dabao is gone, and I have to buy it again. It's annoying.

6. Looking at your face from a distance seems close at hand.

7. You can't kiss this face for a day.

Seeing your face reminds me of two cities, Dalian and Taiyuan.

9. Take a big photo of you. The traffic has run out this month.

10, it seems that the mask can only be used as a nose mask, and the mask is not as big as you!

1 1, with a dark and fat face and a pointed nose. Long hair, I haven't cut it for a long time A pair of big eyes are shining under thick eyebrows, and black eyes are turning proudly.

12, dark and thin face, covered in dust, hair about two inches long, messy, like a magpie nest.

13, face white and clean, eyebrows clear.

When you smile, your mouth flaps like a calm meniscus, and when you speak, your voice sounds like an oriole's hoof.

14, ruddy oval face, big round eyes and two deep dimples on her cheeks, looks lively and lovely.

15, with fine eyes, red lips and white teeth, round face, high nose, black curls, very handsome.

Talk about a big face suitable for friends circle.

1, forgive me for being rude and loving food all my life.

2. The fat man's song of youth is really the adventure of meat buns.

3. "Sorry, classmate, your face is squeezing me."

4, boyfriend I warn you, in the future, if you say that I am fat, a lipstick, that my legs are thick, a lipstick, if you keep saying that my face is fat and my legs are thick, I will have a meal. Think for yourself how much lipstick and meat you already owe me.

5, everyone lined up to weigh themselves, someone just stood up and the electronic scale rang, please come one by one, don't fuck two people at a time.

6. I just used two expressions of special dissatisfaction and disdain to show my respect for my fat face.

In addition to these talents, they have other skills.

8. Xiao Wang went to the hospital to see a doctor. On the way, he met a fortune teller.

9. The photos of this classmate are all headshots.

10, a girl was born with a big face. Every time she takes a group photo with others, her face is several times bigger than others. She complained to her boyfriend: "Alas, I am all right except my face is too big!" " "

1 1. The boyfriend smiled and said, "Fool, it's good to have a big face."

12, I read an article today, and the problem is: you can't drink the water that has just boiled, and the top ten habits of drinking water are fatal. I haven't read any books, but what I want to add after reading is also a point left by the author. The reason why freshly boiled water can't be drunk is that it burns your mouth.

13, "How to describe a one-sided face tactfully?" "Look at your face from a distance, as if you were in the present."

14, the fat man can't beat others, nor can he run away from others. Naturally, he has a good temper. Open-minded, cheerful, easy-going and carefree are all descriptions of our fat people.

15, I have been lying at home for more than ten days. I was only informed that I washed my hands frequently and didn't notice when I washed my feet. I dare not wash my feet or ask for fear of breaking the rules. By the way, who knows when to wash feet?

16, my mother replied: "As long as I hit one, the other always hides from laughing. I always thought I had the wrong number. Let's play together! "

17, seeing my girlfriend home, I saw a wedding car with many balloons parked in front of her house. My girlfriend asked for a balloon, and there was no one around, so I leaned down and took one down. She said it wasn't enough, and she still wanted it. I went to get it again, and I want to get more this time, so as not to say enough. But as soon as I took the first one, the window opened. A brother in the car stared at the balloon in my hand and said, "Dude, stop picking it, save some for me. I have to see my relatives tomorrow!" " "

18, how do you feel that all the ladies near the same city are so beautiful, and then you can't meet any, but the beauty is too strong.

19, I can pinch my face to play, unlike your little face, you can only watch me pinch my face to play.

20, people with big faces are generally super good-tempered, because it is really difficult to turn your face.

A big face copy suitable for sending friends.

1. People get fat in middle age, and when they lose weight, they will be on the top!

2. The person you like is thinner than you, and the person you hate is thinner than you.

3. Losing weight is a life topic that will only be remembered when you are full.

People are dumbfounded because they are fat, but I am angry because I am thin.

I am determined to lose weight, but I am doomed to be obese.

6. One day, I'm going to thin into a flash of lightning and light up you wretched fat people.

7. You will know how fat you are in three days.

8. People who like you will never think you are fat. People who hate you. I'm afraid you almost died of obesity.

9. I'm still lamenting the small waist of that year. Looking at the present, I hate it in my spare time.

10. You made a whole body fat filling!

1 1. Shut your mouth and take your legs! If you can't control your mouth, what can you control?

12. Recently, my appetite has increased greatly. I want to eat delicious food every day, and I don't feel fat.

13. For so many years, I have never found a washbasin bigger than my face.

14. I am emotional, I am plump, and I send warmth to my husband.

15. I can eat all these before I sweat. Do you believe it?

16. Fei Kuang is really fat, rolling around Wang Ling like a ball, standing in front of her like a barrel, but her voice is like a thread, thin and low.

17. Fitness is hard, but it's cool to have a healthy and beautiful figure, and it's not good to be fat, but it's cool to gain weight.

18. Fat people can't beat others, but they can't run away. Naturally, they have a good temper. Open-minded, cheerful, easy-going and carefree are all descriptions of our fat people.

Let me lose weight? Just kidding! Do you know how much I spent on this figure?

20. I was going to thin into a lightning bolt this year and light up your eyes; As a result, fat becomes a nut wall, blocking your view.

2 1. I found a strange phenomenon. After controlling your weight for a period of time, you won't get fat even if you eat normally. I'm steady and good!

I have gained a lot of weight recently, so I decided to change all my snacks into coffee and water.

23. Life is like this, one wave is not flat, and another wave rises. Treat allergies in spring and oils in summer, treat alopecia in autumn and dryness in winter, remove acne and wrinkle less, and then fight obesity all your life.

24. What's missing? We don't know, people are dumbfounded because they are fat, and I am angry because I am thin.

25. In this age of individuality, I'd rather be a little fatter and more refined. Don't be thin and like.

26. No wonder you can't lose weight.

27. I used to be very thin, and it makes me sad to think about it.

28. Fat women like to wear dark green sweatshirts and pants. They stood there like mailboxes.

29. Did you have a midnight snack today? You should gain weight!

30. Bite the muscles in your cheek while eating, and suddenly realize if your face is fat.

3 1. I bought a pair of trousers last year, but it has become shorter this year. Then my dad said that my pants were lengthened and shortened because I gained weight.

32. I ate too many sweets and my stomach swelled badly. Forget bread, milk tea, egg tart and Oreo omelet. I have to eat chocolate and candy directly, but I'm not fat enough.

I can't marry you. Because what I carry is different from ordinary people.

34. I heard that chubby is the best figure. Is this your dish? This is simply nobody! I think it's okay!

35. My three major shortcomings are: first, I am fat; Second, fat; Third, so the fat can't be reduced!

36. It is said that people are afraid of being famous, pigs are afraid of being strong, men are afraid of having no money and women are afraid of being fat. Hehe, right.

37. I really don't want to pay New Year greetings everywhere. The first sentence when we met was "Oh, I'm getting fat", and I can't refute it. After all, I came to eat your meal today.

38. I am fat now, and my smile is not as good as before. The only advantage is that the hug is warmer than before.

39. At two o'clock last night, I woke up in a dream with difficulty breathing. Maybe I've become too fat recently.

40. I just wait for the arrival of winter and freeze those thin papers to death. . .

4 1, don't tell me about an object, it's unnecessary, it hurts money.

42. I took one more look at you in the crowd, but I still couldn't put down your face.

43. The highest level of fatness is to wear school pants as jeans.

44. Instead of worrying about the future, it is better to work hard now. There is no rehearsal in life, and everyone has everyone's wonderful things. Not everyone is perfect.

45. It is said that people with big faces can't use touch-screen mobile phones because they hang up when they smile.