Humorous blind date self-introduction

Humorous blind date self-introduction (General 14)

When we are in a new environment, we are usually asked to introduce ourselves, through which we can get to know others. When writing self-introduction, there is always nothing new. The following is my humorous blind date self-introduction, welcome to share.

Humorous blind date self-introduction article 1 Let me introduce myself here. From the introduction point of view, I feel a little scared and numb after a love course. I don't want to waste any more time. I just want to find a girl who can support each other for life, understand each other and love each other for life.

My oral expression ability is not very strong, which may be related to my childhood injury. In short, I am very thrilling and like reading. Maybe it's because I love selling. The books I read are mixed, and so are the people I contact. There are experts at all levels. I have read and analyzed many industries and related knowledge.

It has always been my personal opinion that God will treat everyone fairly. When he gives you a weakness, it will be accompanied by a strength. Through years of understanding of himself, he has the following characteristics: intuition is stronger than the average person, which is what people often call the sixth sense. Because his spoken language ability is not too strong, it has cultivated my unique analytical ability, affinity and strong emotional contact ability.

So I want to narrow the scope of finding a girlfriend here. My goal is to pay attention to girls who belong to rats. How can I put it? Because as I get older, I believe in fate more and more. I think this is a speed match based on the animal sign. I want to avoid pigs, tigers and snakes.

Because my own constellation is Aries, the matching constellations in constellation speed matching are Sagittarius, Libra, Leo, Aries and Aquarius.

If you think you agree with me, we can try to be together.

I don't want to be too complicated, because my view of love is relatively simple. I can only find my own love.

Humorous blind date self-introduction 2 My name is xx, and I am xx years old this year. My interests are listening to songs and watching movies. This may be the same as most of my peers, but it may be just an interest. I think I will work harder than my peers around me and treat my goals with care. I have no handsome appearance and no rich family. I think it is precisely because of this that I have developed the habit of being cautious in everything. I like myself very much and love my family very much.

I remember reading a book not long ago. The general content of the book is that a person's life depends on his twenties. Although I am not yet 20 years old, I think I should be prepared for this challenging and adventurous 20-year-old. I don't want to spend my life in a mediocre scene. I think every day has different colors, and every day is full of challenges and hopes. What I can do now is to constantly improve and perfect my connotation and mind and make unremitting efforts for the future. This is me, an ordinary person, with a college dream, a kind and persistent heart, and I like to constantly challenge and surpass myself to pursue my dreams. "Ten years of grinding a sword is only for you to know." No matter how hard and tired I am, I am willing to try. "Only by eating hard can you become a master." In my future study and life, I will try my best to live a full and meaningful college life.

Humorous blind date self-introduction article 3 first, let me introduce myself. My brother is Meng Shi. My age is just 18 years old, and I once absorbed a higher education in Beijing. Today, I saw so many students picking up garbage that I had to quit my job and go home to farm (in short, I am a farmer). I also see many children aged fifteen or sixteen get married. I had to launch a marriage campaign in space, without taking drugs, gambling and singing. Reading makes me dizzy, and playing games makes me feel good. The so-called Pingnan gifted scholar is a tree. Age is not a problem, height is not a distance. I hope to grow old with you and never part.

Humorous blind date self-introduction 4 30 years ago, a thunder flashed across the silent sky, and I came to this world in the cold and warm wind of early spring. In the quiet corner of Fuzhou, a seaside town, I lay in my infancy and looked up at Pisces, the most romantic constellation in the sky. From then on, two beautiful fish swam to the world, swam into my body and melted in my blood.

These are two fish with opposite polarities. One is as quiet as a virgin, and the other is as moving as a rabbit. They deeply affect me. Quiet is literary talent, while moving is martial. The tender feelings of Pisces perfectly combine these two diametrically opposite personalities with me. I like poetry and songs, instrumental music, painting and sculpture, which is my respect for literature. The pursuit of China traditional martial arts, hiking and ball games brought me a hearty martial arts performance. But rich hobbies can't fill inner loneliness. Not because of emptiness, but because bosom friends are hard to find.

I want to find someone who can share my good feelings with me. When I am lonely, I often think of the sentence "I looked for him in the crowd for thousands of Baidu, and suddenly I looked back, but that person was in the dim light." Whenever night falls in this bustling city, when the lights are on, which one is the red candle that shines for me, which one is waiting for my warmth behind the window, and those gentle and delicate hands shake off the dusty body for me. Maybe destiny takes a hand's person is at the other end of the radio wave. I can't see the smoke in the vast sea of people, but I can hear your throbbing heartbeat.

If you are the person I will look for all my life, then come, let me hear your heartbeat and let my heart beat with you. When our eyes meet, my soul is no longer confused and my heart is no longer lonely. All the boiling and noise are quiet because of your arrival, and the impetuous mood is peaceful because of your appearance. Come on, I am in a corner of this city, waiting quietly, waiting for your arrival.

Humorous blind date self-introduction 5 I am not a good person, but I basically don't do bad things. That's it. He also said that I wrote too little and there was nothing to write. I really don't know how much to write. Why don't I give you a stereo? The moonlight in front of the window, will it have frosted? Looking up, I found it was moonlight. My name is Degang Guo. It's not over yet. How much should I write? A novel? Short stories are not enough, and novellas are not enough. Looks like a novel. That's enough, then I won't write. Thank you for watching it for so long. Goodbye.

After reading someone else's, I finally understand what to write. In fact, I'm not afraid to write or have nothing to say. The biggest difference between Degang Guo and me is that I switched to being a reporter after graduating from college, but he still insisted on cross talk. Oh, by the way, I'm not from Peking University. I am currently in Beifeng.

Ok, forget about Master Guo. Tell me about me.

I have a personal introduction of Ke Fan version. Look at my photos. One more version. I am poor on the Internet, and I am not poor in my life.

I studied textile engineering in college. I haven't heard of it. That's right. What about national key disciplines? Obeying the distribution and being hooked up by a high school is really helpless.

Later, I read the news for another year, but I haven't been admitted to graduate school. My English is poor, alas. However, the days in Nanjing are still quite good. I like Beijing best, followed by Nanjing and Tianjin third.

If writing comes to an abrupt end, it is that the system won't let me write.

Humorous blind date self-introduction Article 6 Hello everyone! Nice to meet you here! First of all, let me introduce myself. My brother's name is Mao, and his name is ugly. I was born in a bird's land in Guangxi. My height is 175, and I have just been weighed. I am a real devil. I look ordinary (almost like Show Lo). Although I am not handsome, I am very stylish. I will be thirty years old this year. Due to hard work, I have been waiting for my wife, resulting in no wife today. Although I now have a lot of chicken stalls in Daan, with a net worth of over 100 million yuan, the days without a wife make me feel empty and lonely. I have been playing with three pigs for thirty or forty years! First of all, I want to thank the Internet for making me know many friends! The most regrettable thing is that it is all men! There are no women! Really sad! All right! Cut the crap! Until today, I finally got up the courage to ask for marriage from major media.

Humorous blind date self-introduction 7 I was born in June1990165438+10/7. She is a good girl. I'm interested in online shopping, and I haven't left most girls interested. I hope to find a boy who can tolerate me and guide me to become my ideal situation. He must live in xx or work in xx now.

If you start, it's not over. I look forward to the day when we are old and waiting for our children and grandchildren to return in the sunset. Warm, simple and beautiful. If you think I'm reliable, start a relationship that won't break up.

Humor blind date self-introduction Article 8 Girls love music. I am different. What I like best is sports. Actually, I also like singing, but my voice is as thick as a boy's. Everyone knows how to sing. I can't bite off more than I can chew. I often sing loudly after closing the doors and windows at home.

I am naturally active. When I do my homework at home, I always can't calm down and do it seriously. I always cook while eating. For this, I have to be scolded. Not only that, but even my own words are bigger. After students see my own words, they will always express their feelings: what a big word! However, I like reading my big characters, I like a boy, and I don't like reading those small characters that Xiu Xiu is angry with.

Speaking of exquisiteness, I have to bow my head in shame. It's really too far away from me, one in the village and the other in the village. Think about it, what is a careless boy saying? It's fantastic. But because I have the same personality as a boy in my old class, I have many good friends, perhaps because I am generous. I hope we can become good friends in our future study. Thank you!

Humorous blind date self-introduction Article 9 I am quiet and lively, feminine, humorous and responsible. Warm and sincere, fashionable and sexy, kind and proud; I have a wide range of hobbies, both talents and feelings, a little petty bourgeoisie and a little coolie. I hope you are: young and healthy (athlete background, big guy is the best), cheerful and sunny, big and strong, sincere and friendly, warm and delicate, love life and have your own career. I like simple and leisurely days, and I hope you can let me live a rich and carefree life.

Humorous blind date self-introduction 10 Hello, my name is Enning Zhang. Now I live in Nanjing, and now I am engaged in some animation dubbing work. Actually, I kind of like working. Maybe the world is a little too impetuous now, and then cartoons may be close to children or innocent things. I think doing such a thing makes me feel simple and happy. Actually, I am a typical Pisces girl. People will think I am gentle at first sight. But in front of my friends, I am a big boy and I am very close to my friends. I won't change myself too much for others, because I think what is suitable for two people is suitable, and what is not suitable is not suitable. Actually, I don't mind people saying that I want to be a leftover girl or something. I think if you really can't find the right person, it may be good to live alone in this life. There will be happiness at every stage, and the most important thing is happiness. Don't force yourself to do unhappy things.

Humorous blind date self-introduction 1 1 My name is Li Lina and I come from Xuzhou, Jiangsu. I am a professional teacher of auto repair major in vocational school. Before I was 28 years old, I always enjoyed staring at the moon. I've never been in love, so I think it's good to be single. Many boys around me are after me. How nice.

It was not until I was 28 years old that I found it as if I was going to die. I want to find a good man and marry myself quickly. So today I finally got up the courage to stand here and look for the other half of my life.

At the same time, I also want to remind everyone that these unmarried sisters on the stage, including those off the stage, should take advantage of their best years to find a good man to marry, or they will be embarrassed at my age.

Humorous blind date self-introduction article 12 Hello everyone! My brother is from Pujiang, Zhejiang. He has worked in Xiaoshan for three years. He is 20xx years old. He works in Xiaoshan Wanxiang Group. He is an engineer. Well, his salary is not too high or too low here in Xiaoshan. The average monthly salary is 5K, excluding the year-end bonus. Now he has a car. He bought it in June. It's an automatic horse. Supplement: I have no bad habits, and I don't smoke or drink.

This year, the family is very anxious. I am 25 years old, and I will be 26 soon. I'm almost old enough to get married, because my brother usually works and doesn't go out much. Although I don't go out fooling around, I don't fit in very well. ) Few people know about women, so I arranged several blind dates at home. The first one is that the teacher is from my hometown, but I thought I was working in Hangzhou and fell in love with each other. Finally, I gave up. Later, my sister (she had a sister and got married. Yes, not my type. This girl is too extravagant. When we first met, she took her friend to KTV and sat on a man's lap. Suddenly I felt that this woman was unreliable, so I didn't consider dating.

I don't want to worry my family because of my age. I want to find a date in 20xx, and then get married when it's almost over. I like free love, and I like to find a woman who is not very good-looking and arrogant and has a stable job, preferably from Xiaoshan, Hangzhou.

Friend, if you are single, from Xiaoshan, Hangzhou, and want to find someone, you can introduce me or leave me a message.

Humorous blind date self-introduction article 13 Hello, my name is Liu Yuan. My friends like to call me Yuan. I am a piano teacher. I began to learn piano when I was 6 years old. Because he was particularly playful as a child, 13 passed the piano exam. Now my youngest student is only three and a half to four years old, and the oldest student has reached sixty years old. I am a girl who likes small animals very much. Maybe she was born. I used to keep many small animals, and the most lovely one was Mao Mao, an Angolan rabbit.

Everyone must think rabbits are stupid, but they are not. This rabbit is very clever. At home, if I call Mao Mao after work, it will immediately appear in front of my eyes. I also like to go to Ping An Afu, a pet base. There are many stray dogs and cats in this pet base, and they are all taken care of best. I will also bring delicious dog food and some meat buns to visit these lovely little guys, hoping to give them more warmth and care.

Humorous blind date self-introduction article 14 I am twenty years old this year ~ 1.68 meters tall. I don't know this height, but it is not high in foreign countries, and among girls, the figure is also counted. I feel a little fat myself. But some people say it's ok. I have fair skin and a single eyelid. I studied in England, and English people have very white skin, so I don't consider my skin color.

I do not like foreigners. Too impetuous ... and the sex life is quite open. Of course, this is European and American culture, and we can't say anything. Of course, fortunately, I am still a virgin.

I don't ask much of boys ... but I'd rather have nothing than nothing.

My parents want me to find a suitable person, but ..... I majored in business and minored in archaeology. I am very interested in archaeology myself ... greatly influenced by my father, who is an antique collector, so I have accepted a lot of knowledge in this field since I was a child. It can also be said that it is a scholarly family.

Besides, there are few girls who like archaeology now ..... so many boys will think that I am a very weird girl.

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