Funny copywriting that makes you happy

1. People always have expectations, so that life is meaningful. For example, looking forward to class, looking forward to school, looking forward to holidays, looking forward to school holidays.

I keep my figure steady. Because I have extremely strict self-discipline about my diet. An elbow a day, not a bite!

Do you know why you feel so sleepy at school? Because school is where dreams begin.

4. The most uncomfortable thing about eating is not being stuck by fishbone, not biting your tongue, but when eating Flammulina velutipes, a lump stuck in your throat and stuck in your teeth a little bit, so you can't get down or up.

If you feel tired like a dog all day. You really misunderstood. Dogs are not as tired as you.

6. The teacher is bald. Once in class, he said, "What if my left hand is positive and my right hand is negative?" The deskmate replied, "Your skull will light up."

7. Nothing to complain about. Every step today is to pay for every choice before. Every time you do something, think about whether it will hurt when you hit your face in the future.

Eight. The biggest failure in life is the Tang Priest. No matter whether he is an enemy or a friend, he wants to send him to the Western Heaven. He even dreams of going to the Western Heaven.

It's time to go for a walk. After all, such a good face is always hidden at home, which is a great loss to society.

10. I met a racing car today The van in front of me was carrying a pig, and we looked at each other.

Three hours, almost became friends.

1 1. Look at a temple from a distance and see our alma mater near.

More than 300 nuns, more than 10 thousand have experienced it.

12. I finally want to understand why I should lick Oreos first, because I am not afraid of being robbed.

As soon as I heard that the leader was going to raise the fine, I knew that his private money had been discovered by his wife again.

14. My wife asked me sweetly, "Honey, why did you marry me?" I smiled: "Harm the people!"

15. jiaozi wants to eat spicy food. Women should choose fatty foods, and whether life is rich or not depends on whether they are fat or not! I looked down at myself, well, I am fully qualified, so my wife should choose me!

The reason why I smoke is simple: My grandfather smokes, and so does my father, so it's my turn not to break the fragrance.

17. You and I have no chance. I spent all my money.

18. The good old days

Seven minutes is doomed,

Three points depend on dressing up, and now one point is destined for heaven.

Nine points depend on the filter.

19. Nowadays, people call their sons rabbits and pet dogs sons.

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I am not a vain person. I hate villas, sports cars, designer bags, clothes and shoes. I only like money.

2 1. Being a man still depends on yourself. I was successfully adopted by a rich woman by virtue of my youth.

22. One day, my mobile phone rang, and my mother answered it-Tong Yuan, shouting, "Come and answer the phone, there is a monk looking for you."

Twenty-three Losing weight is always the first priority in life.

The second big thing, the first big thing is to eat and drink well.

24. Please don't call me an otaku, please tell me to close the house; Please don't call me a house girl, please call me Madame Curie.

25. Life is like making a phone call. Either you hang up first, or I hang up first.

26. What does this era do? The threshold has become so high. Want to be an otaku, can you afford a house?

Twenty-seven If you weigh less than 100, you are either flat-chested or short. Just like you can have a good figure after 100.

28. If the whole world doesn't want you, remember to come to me. I know several traffickers.

Twenty-nine I don't know what dependence is until I drop my belt.

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Don't say you're single dog. Dogs are dead at your age.