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Have something interesting to say after marriage
1, cynical women, most of them have been lovelorn once.
2. Who doesn't want sweet love now? Marry a doting person and live a kind and loving life. Thinking about it makes people full of expectations, so most women marry for love.
When he is depressed, you must never try to get him to express it in words. Some words men don't want to say, but they prefer body language. You just need to give him a gentle hug or a silent kiss, or even a madness.
In marriage, we admire two kinds of people: first, young women who accompany men through difficult times; Second, older men who accompany women to live a good life.
The loneliest person should be the one forgotten in memory.
6. It's not easy to be a woman. You have to earn money, keep a house, and take care of children and the elderly.
7. Be patient when listening to others. Don't interrupt others' complaints if you don't want to hear them. Maybe you can learn from other people's complaints.
8. Never embarrass him in front of his colleagues and friends. Even if you gnash your teeth and smile like a peach blossom, you are a naive girl.
9. Marriage is also a woman's career. If one day the end of the world comes, what you think about is definitely not your career, but your family.
10, so extravagant that I want to abandon everything and wander alone.
1 1. It's not easy to be a woman, but you still have to be a woman and a brother's woman in your next life.
13, don't complain that he can never remember the size and number of clothes and shoes you wear. If the size he bought is fat, you can say that you have lost weight. If the size is small, you can say that you are fat. If it is really bad, it can be said that the clothing factory posted the wrong number.
14. Marriage is like a magic show. It ended before you found the flaw, leaving only a suspicious mind and an invalid ticket.
15, heart tired; Just replace everything with silence. I-I won't ask, I won't mention.
16, sometimes I really feel that God is very kind to me. Without Altman, I will definitely make up my robot cat.
Marriage is a kind of fruit. Some marriages are like oranges, and peeling off petals is sweet; Some marriages are like coconuts, there is not much sweetness in the big shell.
18, don't recall that when he was in love, he vowed to treat you as a princess. You have to understand that your position is nanny and chef. Besides cooking, taking care of children and mopping the floor, you also have smelly socks that can't be washed.
19, I can't guarantee that I can make you comfortable every day, but basically comfort is my future direction! The classic quotations of the battle for marriage are too classic.
I admit it's not that I want you to go, but that you don't want me from beginning to end.
2 1. Women who complain that there are no good men must have suffered from men.
22. Happiness means meeting people you like and people who like you; Warmth means that this person is willing to accompany you all the time.
23. Don't think that your marriage will be more stable if you give birth to his children, which is the beginning of his boredom with complicated family life.
24. Don't make excuses for your indulgence! Holding back is a lifetime of happiness! It's just a beautiful story, and then there will be a lifetime of pain!
25, loyalty is the highest bottom line of marriage, once broken. Marriage may also break up with it. You and your family will be hurt. There are many temptations in society, so we should always keep a clear head.
26, don't believe that "beauty is in the eye of the beholder", but believe that "a wife is always someone else's good", which is an eternal saying, don't expect miracles to happen to you.
27. Both marriage and cars need fuel. The fuel of a car is called gasoline, and it can't move without gasoline; The fuel of marriage is love, and marriage without love cannot grow old hand in hand.
28. I have experienced sadness and desolation, but I can't walk with you forever.
29. Laozi with dysmenorrhea is dying, and he never wants to be a woman again in his next life.
30.how fast! It's been four years. In the first year and the second year, I feel that nothing has changed before and after marriage. The third year, I was bored. In the fourth year, I had endless trivial quarrels.
3 1, before you get married, you should look at the characteristics of the product, not his appearance and power position, but his temperament. If you are not sure, you can't return it easily. You need to constantly clean, wipe and repair yourself in the course of your life.
32, yes, men always have a deep love for love, women are too naive, maybe we really have no fate, I asked that I will not be a woman in my next life.
33. People are tired because they can't put down their shelves, tear off their faces and solve the plot.
34. No matter how serious and orthodox a woman is, she is also eager for men's pursuit.
35. Both marriage and car need concentration. You must concentrate on driving, or you will be killed; Marriage can't be abandoned, otherwise it will waste time.
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