The most gullible routine of Aauto Quicker's funny social quotations is funny (63 sentences).

1, you can disagree with me, but I can hit you.

2. I still hate you, like the neighbor who ate Chili peppers and the numb next door.

3. Do I know you well? Just play a video if it's okay. Think of it as your TV, and it will pop up when you press it.

4. I'm really nervous, so nervous. What should I do? I have to meet my parents! Is Aunt Wen gentle and Uncle Wen fierce? I was scared. After all, I hit his child first.

5. If it is a crime to be handsome, I am already heinous.

My hobbies can be divided into static and dynamic. Static is sleeping, dynamic is turning over.

7, handsome, too spicy, not handsome, can not get.

8, staying up late memory will decline, this is true, because staying up late memory will decline, in fact, the biggest harm is that memory will decline, memory will decline.

9. The biggest sorrow in life is that youth is gone and acne is still there.

10, tell you a secret to get rich, don't tell anyone! Fold your money in half, does it double? Ha, go and make friends!

1 1 Sir, I can be your future wife.

12, I turned down three more boys. I am really an excellent girl. Looking at their distant figures, I feel a little lonely. I can only say sorry silently. I really can't afford your real estate, insurance and wealth management products.

13, when you put on the wedding dress of love, I also put on the monk's cassock.

14, you may not know why there are advertisements in the middle of the program, because both the host and the guests have to go to the toilet.

15, I am a very principled person. In the final analysis, my principle of being a man is only three words: look at my mood.

16, you are so embarrassed to lie to me that I am embarrassed to believe it.

17, driving school coach: red light does not go, green light does not go. Why? No color you like?

18, I just want to hold your hand all my life, and I'm afraid that once I let go, you will go to buy buy to buy it.

19, sleeping in class, fighting after class, dying in the exam.

20. League of Legends broke up many couples, and Meitu Xiu Xiu also made a lot of online dating.

2 1. It takes one morning to stay up late every night.

22. Even if the teacher speaks a wool, Xueba can knit a sweater.

23. Other people's faces are destined to be seven points, three points by dressing up, one point by your face, and nine points by the filter.

24. In today's weather, bathing depends on perseverance, washing depends on endurance, and getting up depends on explosiveness.

25. If you like someone very much, just let him go. If he comes back, it means that this thing is not needed!

26. Every student has a nightmare, which is called starting school.

God said: Don't forget to take an umbrella when you go out. I will water the flowers later.

28. You love to ignore me today, and I will come to see you tomorrow.

29. I won't quarrel with you. I'm too lazy to get angry. I am kind and lovely, but if you insist on telling me the truth, I suggest you * * *.

30. Don't think that I am not interested in you just because I am indifferent to you on the surface and don't communicate with you much. In fact, I said a lot of bad things about you behind your back.

3 1, let's call you a single turtle. After all, at your age, several dogs have died!

32. I made a mistake at the first stroke and had to scribble all the way.

33. Math is actually very simple, but the remaining 90 points are difficult.

When you are young, don't despair because you have no money, because you have to know that there are still many days when you have no money.

35. Life is like running on a treadmill. You are so tired that you vomit blood, but in the eyes of others, you still stand still.

36. When you feel lonely and bored, turn on the computer and play a ghost movie. After a while, you will feel that the toilet, kitchen and room are occupied.

What girls need now is not a prince, but a male god who can assist mathematics and physics.

38. I stretched out my hand and you refused to come with me, so I stretched out my foot and tripped you. You really chased me.

39. Staying up late is really harmful to my health, so I order a midnight snack every time I go to bed late to make up for it.

40. Homework always accompanies us when we grow up.

4 1. Every time I say that I will never talk to you again, don't believe me. Do I look like a man of principle?

42. Recently, my work is not outstanding, my performance is not outstanding, and my lumbar intervertebral disc is a little prominent.

43. Face the fucking life with a nonsense attitude.

44. I want to enter your body and grow like a mushroom.

45, old, coquettish, now my understanding of fashion is: keep warm.

46. If I can meet you if I burn incense for one year, I can know you if I burn incense for three years, and I can cherish you if I burn incense for ten years. I am willing to convert to Christianity for the happiness of my next life!

47. Don't think that just because you get a tan can cover up the fact that you are an idiot.

48. I tore my heart out for you, but you curry favor with others.

49. The crowd searched for her for thousands of Baidu, and suddenly looking back, the man was in the marriage registration office.

50. There is only one requirement for me to find a partner: I can live in harmony with other partners.

5 1, you accidentally walked into my heart when you were thin, and now you are fat and stuck in it.

52. While others are worried about how to make money, I am worried about how to spend it. How will this hundred dollars be spent until next month?

Marriage is the grave of love, but if you don't get married, love will come to no good end.

You have no right to criticize me and gossip behind my back. No matter how bad I am, I have never eaten a bite from your family.

I suggest that you like me. I quickly replied to the news.

56. Remember to play hide-and-seek as a child. I went straight home as soon as others hid it.

57. Be a loser, have no dreams, eat and sleep, and stay cute.

58. Remember to recharge your happiness and don't let it stop.

59. I think about it now, and even want to peel my eyebrows.

60. I play too much on the computer, and I want to fast-forward watching TV!

6 1, it's not that I stay up late, it's that the night needs me as a bright star.

62. Every day passes, I draw a circle on my calendar. It was not until Saturday that I found that my days had become ellipsis.

I don't need everyone to be happy when I do things. I live to make people who hate me more and more unhappy.