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Elaborate on big breasts and big waist
2. You have big breasts. He may want to try your breasts, thighs and long legs. You may want to try your waist. You may want to try your face. You may want to try ordinary breasts, thighs and slender waist and long legs. It doesn't matter whether you are excellent or not. Even if you are a fairy, he will miss other sows because he has never been there.
3. Why not divorce? Is death the only way out? Where are the parents? Where are the children? Don't you want them all? What's wrong with you not being afraid of death, silly woman ... it doesn't change anything at all.
4, stop loss in time, not only whoring but also hitting your self-confidence, and there is no repentance.
Ugly people are cheating to prove their charm.
6. It pains me to see it. I also reviled love rat countless times in my mind. Women must be independent. Even if the economy is not independent, you should have an independent personality. An insurance will definitely give you more sense of security.
7, men derailed because of this man scum! It doesn't matter whether a woman is independent or not, does it? It doesn't matter if a woman is untidy and takes care of her children every day, does it? These are all excuses made by love rat himself.
Although I don't have a date, if my child is a prostitute in the future, I would rather let her not get married than let her get married for the sake of marriage! Marrying the wrong person is really equivalent to losing the rest of your life! Therefore, parents who are eager to urge their daughters to get married now really have to think about it!
9. Even if he is as beautiful as a flower, he is cheating. Therefore, women should love themselves and don't waste time on love rat.
10, marriage is not a child's play, but a responsibility and responsibility. As a man, he doesn't even cherish the people who share his bed. Such a life is a waste of being a father and a waste of being a husband. Justice is never absent, but it always comes late.
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12, women had better be independent. To love rat: Once unfaithful, never again. I don't believe the prodigal son returns.
14, what happened to mistress? He can do this to the first and second women, and he can do the same to you! Unfortunately, the beauty is unlucky!
15, marrying the wrong person is far more terrible than not marrying. It is cruel to know that you are not a lover and don't want to leave. To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance. I hope women can meet and cherish their other half.
16, women should learn to be cruel and decisive, just like the author said, stop loss in time. Don't hesitate, don't believe that a man's curse is unforgivable for ghosts, curses and infidelity, and resolutely divorce to get yourself out of the misery as soon as possible.
17, why do you have to forgive again and again, submit to humiliation again and again, how nice it is to get divorced and take care of your own children?
18, no woman is willing to give her battlefield to another person, and no woman is willing to let the fruits of her labor be stolen so easily!
19, even if you are a fairy, even if you earn millions a year, if he is love rat, he will miss other sows because he has never slept. After all, marriage is actually the character of the person who gambles. If he bets correctly, he will live a happy life. If he loses, he will ruin his life.
20. Cry in tears. The suicide note tells girls that they must love themselves more, know how to stop loss in time, learn to say that they don't have to be happy, never find ugly men, not only ugly but also spend money, and can't believe in love. The more a person shows a good side, the more problems there are. You can't flash marriage! No flash marriage! Say it three times, don't flash marriage!
2 1, I was cheated by scum by hundreds of thousands. I found him still cheating. I sent it to Weibo to find the cheated girl, but no one looked. I'm helpless. I really don't want anyone to go through what I went through.
Some people can't be together, but their hearts are together.
It is better to fight for her happiness than to abandon her for her happiness. To love a girl, it is better to keep her and work hard for her happiness than to give her up for her happiness.
The characteristics of single-minded people-1The total feeling is ignored. I like dark nights and staying up late. Hide your heart and cry alone. I like clothes with pockets, otherwise I don't know where to put my hands. Get used to hugging your arms. Accustomed to the cold war. 7 like the corner of the window, used to curl up. 8 like writing and reading. 9 inexplicable loneliness. 10 doesn't like talking or loves talking. 1 1 Love to doubt but always think of people as good. 12 doesn't like shopping alone, but always goes shopping alone.
Mcdull's law-1. Don't reason with women, especially angry women; If you don't respect me, I respect you. If you still don't respect me, I still respect you. If you don't respect me, I'll waste you. 3. Cry if you want, and laugh happily. Don't be hypocritical because of the hypocrisy of the world. If you are not happy to sleep, let it go. If you are sad, it is not good to hurt your stomach; 5. Know how to cherish the guardian and cherish everyone around you.
What girls want, what you don't want to say 1. Hold her waist. Have a real conversation with her. Share secrets with her. Give her a shirt. Kiss her gently. Hug her 7. Laugh with her. Take her where you want to go. Go out with friends and take her 10. Take a photo with her 165438+
A woman will remember the man who made her laugh, and a man will remember the woman who made him cry, but a woman will always be with the man who made her cry, and a man will be with the woman who made him laugh. In the world of love, no one is sorry for anyone, only those who don't know how to cherish anyone.
Before love begins, you can never imagine loving someone like that; You can never imagine that love will disappear before it is over; Before love is forgotten, you can never imagine, and unforgettable love will only leave a faint trace; You can never imagine that you can find that kind of love again before it starts again.
Smart girls are eager for love, but they are more calm and rational than ordinary girls. She won't fall in love for the sake of falling in love. What she wants is a man who loves her and deserves her love. She is responsible for her own feelings and for the feelings of others. She won't care how expensive your gift is, and she won't let you buy him expensive things, because she loves your people. Her love is pure and simple.
I have been waiting for someone, someone who knows how to cherish fate, someone who is willing to hold hands with me until I get old, and someone who believes in true love in the world like me; I have been waiting for someone, someone who cares about me, someone who knows how to be tolerant and considerate, someone who may not be perfect but knows how to cherish me; I have been waiting for someone, someone who loves me deeply, someone we all like.
If they had shown up earlier, they might not have hugged each other tightly. -or meet later, late to two people in their own love experience slowly learned tolerance and understanding, kindness and compromise, maybe together will not give up so easily, willfully turn around and let go of love. But time will not go back, how can love be "if"?
Love in love can care nothing. As long as you want it, as long as I have it, because I love you, so I am willing. Once the feelings calm down, there will be constant disputes in my heart, why I pay more than you; Why can I give you everything, but you have to hide something ... Then the cold war, quarrel, break up, make up, the cold war. All you can do is hold your hand. If you can't, you can only remember the beginning.
Some people cannot be together, but their hearts are together; Some people seem to be together, but their hearts can't be together; Some people never want to be together, but naturally they are together; Some people finally come together, only to find that they are not suitable for being together. -even if we don't end up together, at least we will be together if we love each other. Love together, just together!
There will always be a person hiding in everyone's heart all his life. Maybe this person will never know. Nevertheless, this person will never be replaced by anyone. -And that man is like a scar that will never heal. Whenever it is gently lifted or touched, it hurts faintly.
Nine love landmarks in the world-1. Paris Love Wall 3 1 1 Language says I love you; 2. Love story of Bruges town; 3. The most beautiful spring garden: Keukenhof Garden; 4. Princess Sissi's wedding in Vienna; 5. Seville appeals to Carmen's hometown; 6. Love on Prague Bridge; 7 pink beaches in the Bahamas; 8. The balcony of Juliet, Italy; 9. Singapore Ferris wheel.
When you are young, if you fall in love with someone, please be gentle with him. No matter how long you are in love, if you can always be gentle with each other, then all the moments will be flawless. If you have to part, say goodbye and be grateful for giving you a memory. When you grow up, you will know that when you look back, there will be no regrets in youth without resentment. -Xi Murong
Someone taught you how to love, but he doesn't love you anymore. There is a person, you always say you want to let him go, but you can't help but pick him up again. There is a person, you really want him to be happy, so you would rather not be happy; There is a person who smiled when you left him, but when you turned around, you were in tears-where is that proud you?
You meet someone and you love him more, then you will lose him forever. Then, you meet another person who loves you more, so you will leave him sooner or later. Until one day, you meet someone and you fall in love. Finally, you understand that all searches have a process. Once in the end of the world, now it is close at hand. Amy Cheung
Love cannot be together.
1, most afraid of the length of time and the depth of love. Whatever you do, go to hell! Think with your head. Think about the consequences. I can't afford it myself!
I don't need to be wronged to please anyone, and I'm not that great.
4. Some destinies are doomed to be lost, and some destinies are doomed not to bear fruit again.
My hopes and ambitions are closely linked with her. I hope she can put me above everything else in order to rebuild and fill her torn heart.
6. Some people are destined to wait for others, while others are destined to be waited for.
7. When you lose me, you will understand that no one will treat you like me.
8. If I am dispensable in your world, I will quit mercilessly.
9. From now on, don't indulge in fantasy, don't rock the boat, work hard, live a good life and be a person close to happiness.
10, he has never seen her as beautiful as she is today, and he has never felt so strongly. He just wants to stick himself to her.
1 1, at a certain time, I missed the palmprint for a while; Hide somewhere and miss someone I care about.
12, one day, the sky fell in love with the sea, but the air separated them, so they couldn't fall in love, so the sky cried and tears fell into the sea. Even if we can't love each other, the sky will pin our souls on the sea. From then on, the sea was sky blue.
13, if I can always be so rational, then I will never understand love.
14, fate is not like a specific goal, even if you work hard, you may not have it.
15, if meeting you is a tragedy, I think I am destined to act alone in my life.
16, like a person, no pain. It may be a long pain to love someone, but the happiness he gives me is also the greatest happiness in the world.
17, because I loved it, I will not become an enemy; I won't be friends because I've been hurt.
18, who, like me, keeps changing his signature just to make someone feel something.
19, maybe one day, you will be ashamed of your betrayal and deception.
20, love is broken, I can't tie it, try to let go, go or not, stay or not, I don't want to understand.
2 1, sometimes, strength will only be tempered under special circumstances.
22. If life is just like the first sight, what is the autumn wind sad painting fan? It is easy to change, and it is also easy to change.
23. Being together is not necessarily love, and not necessarily being together. Not necessarily not in love.
24. If one day we meet on the road again, I tell you: I am very happy now. I must be pretending. If I can only meet you again instead of living with you, how can I be happy?
25. Sometimes girls' psychology is very subtle. You have been infatuated with her for years, and she won't love you. But once you like someone else, she can't stand it and finds out that she likes you.
26. Speaking of love in my school days, getting married is the proudest thing in my life.
27. My heart is broken without a trace. I am touched by the sky, but I can't touch you.
28. I always thought that what I couldn't get through was far away after all, and what I couldn't forget was forgotten after all.
29. She stared at him with such adoration and fell in love with him with her whole soul. The poor creature was finally saved and loved, which made her rise to the realm of ethereal.
30. What did you have, what did you give, what did you give up for me, and what did you change for me?
Sometimes, God doesn't give you what you want, not because you don't deserve it, but because you deserve better.
32. People who are together don't necessarily love each other, and people who love each other don't necessarily stay together.
33. I wait for your footsteps to go home every night. It's too dark, I'm afraid you can't see clearly, so I'll light a lamp for you in my heart to illuminate your way home.
34. Men are mud and women are water. If there is more mud, the water will be turbid; Too much water and thin mud; No more, no less, squeezed in two clay figurines.
35. In the past, you only depended on our relationship. In my world, you are too arbitrary.
I slept and didn't wake up, because I wanted to have a sleepless dream, in which we would love each other forever.
37. She indulges in her love like an addict and greedily drinks the poison of lust.
38. If you can't be nice to me all your life, please don't be nice to me, even for a second.
I can have no boyfriend and no money, but I can't live without you.
In fact, I really want to hear the truth from you, but you always lie in order not to make me sad.
4 1, on the issue of love, there is often no right or wrong, love is just a fate. Fate gathers and ends. It is a precious and inexhaustible reason to get married and stay together forever.
If you can't let go of the wrong person, you'll never find the right one.
43. Flowers are on the other side. Flowers bloom without leaves. Leaves grow without flowers, but we can't meet each other in our thoughts.
44. That smile shocked him, tightened his insides and made him twitch all over with pain.
45. It's hard to love someone. The farthest you are my recent love. I have been bound all my life, and I miss you. The greatest happiness in my life is having you by my side.
If one day the world betrays you, at least I will betray the world for you.
She always looks at him secretly, thinking about him all the time, just like the indispensable air in life.
48. This gentle and sweet look is both affectionate and charming.
49. He stared at her with happiness and ecstasy, just like people staring at the endless distance and bottomless abyss.
I tried my best to do it well, but you were not satisfied. Finally, you left me.
5 1, I like you for a long time, and I have been waiting for you for a long time. Now, I want to leave, even longer than a long time.
52. Don't trust fairy tales or pumpkins. Fairy tales are sweet and cruel, and so is life.
53. Tension and longing for love run through his veins, which is a rapid and unstoppable wave. They rushed forward quickly and he was washed away by them.
When you are kind to me, I should think that you are the same to everyone.
55. Now I want to ask you what you really are and why you are treated like this, a woman who takes you as the center. .
56. Stay away from me or stay away from me. Stay with me or don't leave me. If you betray me, I will crush you, leaving no room.
57. When she returned to the dormitory at night, she felt utterly confused, but at the same time she was so moved. She can't stop crying when she sees something.
58. The person who really loves you is actually the person who is willing to put up with you all the time.
59. If someone loves it, it's over. If someone says something, he will regret it. If he has been hurt, he will be numb. If he has a heart, he will be heartbroken.
60. Poetry is an inseparable sister of love. The more subtle and noble feelings, the more sensitive and interested people are in poetic courtship.
6 1, just sad, just decided to give up, just forgot to cry, just met you.
62. The pain of parting and disappointment has lost its voice.
63. The last tear is my farewell to you. Now, you are nothing in my heart.
64. Her whole body is frantically and uncontrollably rising with a desire to love and be loved.
65. I stubbornly refused to give in, but I was only scarred. From then on, there is no longer you in my world.
66. Love without love, love without love. We love each other, but we can't be together forever.
Remember, not everyone is sincere. So, don't believe it so easily.
68. The first time I cried because you weren't there, the first time I smiled because I met you, and the first time I laughed because I couldn't have you!
You told me they were happy. But who knows, he is my lover.
70. Don't love the wrong person because you are lonely, and don't be lonely all your life because you love the wrong person. Only by trying to trust can we get happiness. Fate is a book. Turn it over and you miss it. If you look too carefully, you will cry.
7 1, true love needs not only love, but also insight into each other's inner world.
72. Love hasn't come yet, and life is carefree; The most painful things are tests and exams. I felt a lot of pressure at that time, but in retrospect, it was so small.
73. I was intoxicated by the tenderness of that moment; Just because of the indifference at that moment, I burst into tears. How can I forget you? How can I make you unhappy? How can I make you sad? May we live in harmony and happiness forever!
74. Sorrow is real, tears are fake, and there is nothing to miss; A hundred years ago, you didn't know me, and I didn't know you. The back is true, people are false, and there is no cause and effect; A hundred years later, without you and without me.
75. You will always meet someone who makes you feel that you used to love scum.
76. The magic of this girl's eyes can make a strange and poisonous black flower suddenly bloom in the depths of people's souls. This is what people call love.
77. Missing someone is like drinking a glass of cold water and then shedding tears.
78. War and love are easier to start than to end; Taking risks and starting a business is easier to end than to start; Meeting and parting are always difficult; It's always easy to miss you and love you.
79. Under this soft mountain, she felt something mysterious shaking, an unpredictable hope throbbing, and she felt something similar to happiness.
In front of her, he felt that he was a green frog, crouching on the small round leaves of water lilies in the lotus pond, surrounded by fragrance, beauty and gentleness.
8 1, since you are lovelorn, you must give up, and it is impossible to get the kite back.
82. Love is like chewing gum. After a long time, it will be boring. If you feel dull, you want to give up. No matter where you put it, it will leave an indelible mark.
83. She has never experienced this kind of excitement, this kind of ecstasy, this kind of deep excitement. She thinks this is called love.
84. The society is so chaotic. Where can I find me who treats you like this? My heart belongs only to you.
85. Our love is like a desert island of one person, bearing the loneliness of two people.
When no one loves you, you should live like a man.
87. A person's unforgettable memory has long been forgotten by others.
Talk about people who love each other but can't be together.
7. The furthest distance in the world is not that I don't know I love you when I stand in front of you, but that I am clearly in love but not together; It's not being in love but not being together, but being unable to resist missing, but pretending not to put you in my heart. I wonder who wrote it. Not bad.
8. Fortunately in love, the person you like just likes you, unfortunately, the person you like just likes you and you are not together, so in love, we are afraid that we can't be together when we love each other.
9. The flying pigeon of the sun sends a book to the moon: The furthest distance in the world is not that I stand in front of you and you don't know that I love you, but that I am the sun and you are the moon, but you can't be together when you clearly love each other. The moon replied: Sometimes it doesn't have to be together to love someone. Since we can't be together, I believe that distance is also a kind of beauty. Please take good care of yourself for me. If you are well, it will be sunny.
10, after many twists and turns, I found that my favorite was the original one. Now I know better what it means to have only you in my heart and not let go of others. It's a pity that we can't be together when we love you.
1 1, I'm sorry I can't love you anymore. What I care about is that we love each other so much but can't be together. I am very wronged. I once told you that I don't want to fall in love because I can't afford to lose it, but when I believe you, you have to provoke me to throw me away! Enough, really enough. ...
12, the furthest distance in the world is not when you love each other clearly but when you miss each other clearly, but when you pretend that you are not touched at all.
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