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Talk about my feelings about accounting.
Even I went to college, not majoring in accounting, and finally I worked as an accountant. At that time, college graduates were still highly valued by unit leaders. I will be on duty in a few days.
I mean college students now. I don't know what they do at school, but they are really not as good as technical secondary school students. Since the expansion of enrollment in 1998, it is really worse than one crop. It may not be their fault. They may not learn anything at school, and today's teachers are not sure what society needs to know.
I don't know the rest. I only said accounting. I have been in this business for several years, and I have met some accountants. In order to be responsible for the society, the future of the country and the accounting industry, I am here to tell college students about accounting.
Nowadays, college graduates can be divided into the following categories:
1, ignorant, these people may surf the internet at school and fall in love, which means they don't know anything. He is quite modest, saying that we have only learned a little at school and want to learn in practice. In fact, he really knows nothing.
2, ambiguous, this kind of talent can speak a little, you ask him what accounting is, he can tell it, you ask him how to keep accounts, he can tell it right away, but after you let him work, you will soon find him in a daze, waiting for you to tell him.
3. Think of yourself as a talented person. Most of these talents have done well in school, and they may have obtained some certificates for participation in the school. He may talk to you about Kan Kan, such as accounting, business management and international integration. If you let him do it, he can also work. However, all his mistakes are fatal. He may think he is right.
4. Basic qualities. This talent is not bad, he may not know some basic skills, but if you tell him about it, he will understand it immediately, and he can draw inferences from others. This kind of person understands the essence of accounting. Belong to people with good basic qualities who only need to practice.
Most of our current accountants only work for textual research, which leads to a vicious circle. You tested me and memorized a lot of formula provisions, and I don't know where to use them. In college, you just need to fill your brain with subjects and reports. In fact, many people have to study again when they come out. Let me briefly talk about what accounting is now.
Accounting is a very simple subject, much simpler than scientific research and invention, because it is an institutional job, that is, people give you rules and you follow them. It is wrong to violate these rules. And your job is to write down the economic activities of companies and enterprises according to this law. What's so mysterious about this? The accounting environment in our country is mainly bad. It's useless for you to know these rules. Unlike foreign countries, you can be an ACCA or something by reciting the accounting system, but it is definitely not in * *. You also need to know how to evade taxes, how to cheat, and how to be a man. This is more difficult.
So, let me tell you, at this stage, accounting work is only the following.
1 is a record. Just try to remember your company clearly. Some accountants, just to impress the public, make a fancy account, and sometimes scare laymen.
2. More advanced, in addition to bookkeeping, accountants should also handle some things for the unit, such as running errands and understanding industrial and commercial taxation. You should know how to eat and drink. Financial analysis, report management, quick ratio and DuPont analysis are all bullshit.
3. To be more advanced, in addition to bookkeeping and running errands, accountants need to give the company a capital and make a judgment. Most companies need this. If you don't believe you can raise money, see if anyone wants you.
4. To be more advanced is to give lectures to others and train accountants for the country like me.
Let's talk about this first, and then talk about how you can achieve the above four points another day.
Mainly tell you how to become an accountant needed by a country and an enterprise as soon as possible, and also use this forum to explain my views. Make a little contribution to the accounting industry. I'm not sure if I'm right. Anyway, many people call me teacher, and I sometimes secretly answer. Studying accounting, xuekuaiji.com.
Actually, I don't object to your studying textual research or anything. After all, enterprises are very realistic now, and it is impossible to show your face without a certificate. I mean, it's getting worse and worse to get a certificate in this exam now. Everyone says that the school has become an exam-oriented education, and the students who are taught can do nothing. I think this accounting profession is basically like this. I used to have an accounting certificate, but now I want to be a teacher, so I have to run away from the bank. Forced everyone to build a car behind closed doors. It has been seriously out of touch with reality, and society needs these certificates, but you can't work with this certificate.
What I'm telling you here is not how to take the exam. I'll tell you what you want to do after the exam How to get a job is worthy of your certificate.
Now even if you are a bookkeeper or something, you are lucky. If you work as an accountant in a monopoly industry, the average salary is 18000 yuan. If you are lucky, if you are a CFO or something, you can get 23 thousand a year. If you are unlucky, the average enterprise will pay 3400 yuan. At worst, you can go to an accounting firm and make a living for others. But if you want to become a talent, a pillar of the country and a pillar of the enterprise, you can't simply mix. In fact, you can succeed without taking this exam. As long as you understand the essence of accounting and have a clear head, you will know where the opportunity lies. Of course, you'd better have a certificate. On the one hand, you are familiar with accounting regulations. On the other hand, after all, today's enterprises don't know much about what talents are like, and it depends on certificates.
In addition, some flashy things are popular in the accounting field now, and it is impossible to complicate a basic arithmetic problem, especially in some so-called big companies. Of course, bosses are faking it, but we accountants should never get into a dead end, thinking that we can draw some EXCEL tables, make some formulas and analyze the company's situation. Of course, some CFO likes to do this, or he thinks he is worthless. In fact, your accounting, writing and analysis are really worthless, and anyone can do it. Really, you put the formula in and it comes out as soon as you add, subtract, multiply and divide. But according to my observation, many people even make this very complicated.
Let's not talk nonsense. I mainly want to tell you about my experience in accounting these days. Really, I want to tell you that the annual accounting salary1800 thousand is not difficult for you. Mainly understand accounting. I see. If you go this way, you are not an ordinary person.
It's all on the front page now. I have to tell you about it. Mainly tell you about the current situation of this social accounting work. Give you tips and share, I want to give you some inspiration by analyzing the current accounting situation, so that you can realize financial freedom on the accounting road as soon as possible. Of course, due to the limited space, I can't be so comprehensive. I still hope that everyone will prompt and discuss.
Readers say that you are bragging here and don't know your annual salary. How can you let us achieve financial freedom? Well, I can't remember my annual salary. Anyway, I have to pay millions of taxes to the country every year. Of course, you should never judge your work by wealth. Many people are brilliant, but they are unlucky. Besides, the accounting concept I understand is absolutely a drop in the ocean and is not worth mentioning. I just want to tell you what I have seen and summarized.
Stop talking nonsense and start saying: I'll say whatever I want, which is incoherent.
Generally speaking, after you have finished this certificate and that certificate, you will face a career choice. Take the note-taking meeting as an example. There are generally two ways: 1, go to an accounting firm. 2. Go to enterprises and institutions
Let me start with the first one: when you go to an accounting firm, you are usually asked to copy working papers or something, which is the most difficult. Generally, I will give you 23,000 yuan, and going to the Fourth Congress will give you a higher point. There will be 67,000 yuan, but generally the audited unit will give you a meal and report it for sale, so that your salary will not be spent as quickly as the accountants in enterprises and institutions. Also, if you live 10 days and a half, you can't deal with figures and false accounts every day without patience. However, the general company will give you subsidies, so you can save some extra money. So at present, the average income of ordinary accountants in domestic accounting firms is between 5000 and 8000 (big cities), and the income of four big cities is around 6000- 12000. However, you don't believe that the four major cities treat people as animals. Of course, if you have the right to sign, the situation may be better, especially if you are qualified for securities business. However, although you don't earn hard money here, as the saying goes, risks and benefits coexist, which is the most appropriate. Now these listed companies in China are changing, such as changing packages, but which certified public accountant has issued a reservation report. You see, any company that pays your firm a high audit fee has a fucking conspiracy. Sign or not, change it next year. You see, the boss of a general company will weigh the benefits and risks. Finally, sacrifice an individual accountant.
Of course, this is not all. I'll tell the accountant. If you just step into the accounting field, the firm is an option. You can learn this accounting theory well here and know what the accounting system is, but the most important thing is that you can meet many companies here and get to know accountants in many industries. Don't just copy the manuscript every day and become the victim of your old accountant. You should focus on the internal control system and business characteristics of these enterprises and make friends with the accountants of these enterprises. These are your wealth. You are gold-plated in the firm, preferably in the Big Four. 1 year later, you will go out to work in the enterprise and leave the firm to the old accountant. So in the firm, you must try your best to investigate the essence of the enterprise and learn the management mode of the enterprise for future use.
Regarding the firm, I mainly want to talk about corporate accounting here. I mainly want to talk about the current situation of accountants through accounting, financial management, tax matters, enterprise operation and packaging operation.
Then it said: I must make my point here. The purpose of writing this article is to reflect the current accounting situation in society, to explore financial skills, and to express my own accounting professional views in combination with my own experience to see if it is useful to everyone. I mainly express objective things. In order to take care of people at all levels and in all fields, I will make accounting simple, and I will not discuss financial theory here. It's not to attack society. After all, existence is reasonable.
Let me mainly talk about my accounting view first. I think this is very important. In fact, I think it is very important for everyone who is an accountant. This is the core factor that determines whether you can excel in the accounting industry. Now, under a grandiose style, some people regard accounting as profound, such as capital operation, merger and reorganization, which makes people sit up and take notice of you, and so on. Some accountants who have done this are sneaking around to say that they are NB. On the other hand, accounting has a low status in some companies. Many people think that accounting is just bookkeeping and counting. Many accountants think it's hard to do this job and there is no company. Some people think that accounting fraud, in fact, this is all wrong. This is because they don't understand accounting and don't have a correct accounting professional concept. Let me tell you about my theory: "Relative Accounting Theory".
1. Never judge by wealth or status. In fact, I also know that it is not only the accounting industry, but also other industries now. See who earns more money. This is absolutely wrong, and it is also the root of social exaggeration and the root of accounting exaggeration-money worship psychology. In fact, no matter how much money you take, whether you are the chief financial officer or the cashier, I know that the money you take is different, but this cannot affect your understanding of accounting theory. I tell you, the chief financial officer of a big company is the boss's wife. He knows nothing about accounting, but all the funds have to be signed from her. It doesn't make any sense. It doesn't make any sense. If you want to take her so much salary, just be the boss's wife. This is the status quo of many accountants, but then again, does he still need people who understand accounting? Look, the deputy director is someone else.
2, don't talk about the size of the company, especially the accounting industry, big companies, small companies, the key is that you understand the essence of accounting, in fact, anywhere can be. This big company or small company does not represent your knowledge. I don't believe that you have kept a third-class account in a very large company all your life, and you are NB. That is to say, why are many private enterprises not used to it after inviting the financial directors of large international companies? It is because these chief financial officers have only read the accounts of their own companies and can't draw inferences. I still don't understand accounting in essence. A large part of this thing, accounting, still needs to be seen. If you have done it, you will know it.
3. The platform is very important. Accounting is mainly a kind of work (accounting subject) that depends on the operation of the company. Although the company is small, the space and resources provided by your company are very important. One can't be an accountant in all industries, but the business stage of your company is very important to your accounting experience.
4. Accounting relativity is very important, which is the core of my accounting theory and the core tool of my anti-counterfeiting academic accounting. I mean, in the current accounting environment and enterprise management, everything is relative, not absolute. The accounting system and legal provisions we study are absolute, but they are relative in practice. The accounting standards and business philosophy we use are absolute, but they are relative in the operation of each company. I mean, there is no absolute account, and there is no absolute difference between true and false accounts. Without advanced accounting, there is no advanced morality. Only different enterprises have different operations. Bottom line: absolute principle, relative accounting. I will discuss this point in specific affairs.
5. To be a three-dimensional thinking accountant, you can't think about accounting work with plane thinking, and many practices can't be explained and solved. In other words, you can't stick to accounting rules It does not exist here.
Therefore, I personally think that this accounting is divided into the following stages (I don't know anything about accounting and finance here, both of which are called accounting).
1, accounting. The job of this kind of accountant is to find out the operation of the company and then report it to the boss.
2. Management accounting. This kind of accounting pays attention to the internal control system on the basis of accounting business and improves the operating efficiency.
3. Public relations accounting. This kind of accountant is concerned with the company's external liaison, taxation, banking and so on. Let the company suffer less losses.
4. Operational accounting. Mainly responsible for the distribution of product projects and funds. Generally speaking, large enterprises include
5. Income-based accounting. The focus of the work is the work of the enterprise, such as financing, investment, decision-making, product development, etc., which will directly create benefits for the company.
Originally, I thought these accountants were higher than each other, but now I don't think so. In fact, after all, there are specialties in the industry, and everyone is different. You can just make a fine. Only in the current social environment, the latter few people earn more money, but this does not mean how successful they are. Make more money, be lucky, someone gives you a chance. In fact, you have all these five characteristics, so you must know some accounting, be able to lead several people and contribute to the enterprise. Therefore, we as accountants should strive for these five cities, so as to be financially free, respected and invited.
You see, I'm getting farther and farther away. I want to tell you something true. Let's see what accountants are doing now. The most important thing is to let everyone know how these five kinds of accounting are done. This is basically consistent with the four points I said at the beginning.
Let me tell you something about accounting first, which is actually the basic work of accounting. I tell you, the essence of accounting I understand is very simple, that is, to make clear the economic activities of the company, which is accounting. This is not enough, that is, it is clear on the basis of not violating the rules. You made it clear just now, but you broke the rules. Who will sign it for you? Accounting in the firm only depends on whether you meet the accounting standards. You know, if you don't meet his requirements, you can't. In fact, this is also a contradiction in reality. In fact, to make it clear, there are also many irregularities. This requires everyone to think about accounting in a three-dimensional way. Just try to make things clear in the book.
Another core of this accountant is to let people outside you know your accounts. The simpler the better, so that others can understand. Many people put the cart before the horse when they do timing, complicating very simple questions and making a bunch of tables and rates for people to see. In fact, only they can understand it, and it is still very profound for others to ask him. These are all mistakes that are easy for beginners to make. The boss doesn't need people like you at all. No matter how complicated the business is, others can understand it. Don't use accounting language to say that no one understands. Accounting should not be mysterious or academic. You understand these two points, and then you can learn some subjects and formulas, and you can go to work immediately.
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