Why do they pretend to be a sheep when they are all wolves-talk about funny QQ emotions

Parents fool their children into calling education; Children fool their parents and say that their parents are derailed; Fooling each other is called the generation gap.

The night gave me a black mouse, but I played with it until dawn!

Now money is becoming less and less valuable, and people are becoming less and less human.

My only shortcoming is that I have no virtue, because a woman without talent is virtue.

Sorry, I'm an artist. Staring at beautiful women is my job. "

Love is like the summer wind, blowing gently makes you feel cool, blowing violently makes you feel uncomfortable, and no wind makes you feel stuffy.

Happiness makes women know how to enjoy, but misfortune makes men learn to work hard.

If you want to test my patience, please prepare your patience first.

Tiny happiness is around, and relaxed satisfaction is heaven.

I don't know much about music, so sometimes I'm unreliable and sometimes I'm out of tune.

In this era, this world, you are embarrassed to meet friends without depression or anything.

One side effect of success is to think that the past practices are also applicable to the future.

Don't push me, or I will become great and out of control.

A white lie is a good excuse for your deception.

Is the child born of two people with type B blood type 2B blood type?

Even if there is an iron rice bowl, there is no food in it. What do you eat?

The poorest time is not when you live by borrowing money, but when you have nowhere to borrow money.

Play hard: You can only play if you have a life. If you have no life, what can you play?

When I was a man, it was good. When you are a woman, it is beautiful.

At your age, it's already below the issue price.

The best way to realize your dream is to wake up.

Awesome is always more fashionable than clothes. The old model is not out of date, and the new model is out again.

I want to be a modest female frog, waiting for the frog prince to receive the toad ignored by the swan.

Before I met you, I really didn't realize that I had a problem with judging people by their appearances.

A loaf of bread was hungry, and then it ate itself.

Once upon a time, there was a fat man. He jumped from the 22nd floor, but in the end he became a fat man.

Rich people hold a money field, and those who have no money go home and get some money to hold a money field.

All houses will become former residences; All faces will become old friends; All the plots will become stories.

The ex-girlfriend looks like a biological one, and the post-girlfriend looks like an adopted one.

Trying to catch the tail of time, I didn't expect the dog's tail to be so slippery.

You say you are gentle, but I can't see it!

I ordered shark fin fried rice, but I couldn't find shark fin in three pairs of chopsticks. Can you tell me where the shark fin is? The chef said, my name is shark fin.

How can a person like me, who was thinking about the situation in Pakistan while eating noodles in the canteen, sit idly by and ignore the high oil price?

Read thousands of books, take Wan Li Road, make a fortune and be a heartthrob!

So shameless and heartless, your weight should be very light, right?

I can choose to give up, but I can't give up.

Time for study still needs to be squeezed out.

One moon, one you, two shadows, you and me. I am lucky to know you, but the four beauties are not as good as you.

Nowadays, people want face on the surface and don't want money, although they want money behind their backs.

Last year, even monks traded in stocks, and this year, all of them became monks.

Men's love is from bottom to top, and women's love is from top to bottom.

Banner of a hostel: China girl today, successful woman tomorrow. Personally, I think it would be more interesting if it was a banner in the boys' dormitory.

Putting down the butcher knife means that the other party will split you in two at the moment you put down the butcher knife.

Don't think that your injection can save the whole necrotic circulatory system just because you are a healthy red blood cell.

In fact, I am highly educated, but I am a little more peasant in temperament.

Nobel invented the bomb, which brought countless disasters to mankind. He became a great man himself.

Beating is kissing, scolding is love, and scolding your mother all the time, you are almost in love with your mother.

Life is like a jar. People get drunk when they are immersed in it.

When you are in love, promise to get married again in your next life; After marriage, I often doubt that I have built a doomed love in my last life.

I want to live in peace. I know that this word is often used to describe death.

Seeing this month's salary, I cried twice at the ATM: the first time I saw the salary, the second time I didn't see the decimal point.

The bus driver stared at me as if I didn't buy a ticket, and I stared at him as if I bought a ticket.

Test gold with fire, test women with gold, and test men with women.

I live a ghost life every day, and only when I fall asleep do I feel that I am still alone.

Some people say that love is a debt I owed in my last life. I will pay it back in my life. I must have been vulgar in my last life, so I have no debts to pay back in this life.

In fact, I have a very handsome angle, but you didn't find it.

You bitch like to take advantage too much. If you took someone else's real hand short, you would have been paraplegic!

"It's really raining today." "Yes!" "That's because God is drooling over you."

It goes without saying that I am so beautiful, and it goes without saying that you like me.

A big woman can't have no electricity for a day, and a little woman can't have no money for a day!

Like a swallow before engagement, she can fly whenever she wants; Like engaged pigeons, they can fly but dare not fly far; After marriage, I am like a duck to water. I want to fly, but I can't.

They said to take a step back, but behind me was a cliff.

The advantage of being a man is that you can eat even if you are old enough to pass the shelf life, and you won't die.

As long as there is a selling point, there is something to watch; As long as it is exposed, it will be red.

I'm not afraid of beautiful women treating me like a pervert, but I'm afraid of ugly women treating me like a hooligan.

When you do it right, no one will remember; When doing something wrong, even breathing is wrong.

What couples do is romantic; What husband and wife do is a waste.

Life is like Yico Zeng. If you go astray from the beginning, you will never go back.

The real warrior dares to face up to the beautiful girl and the bleak singles.

Heroes don't ask the source, hooligans don't look at their age.

Get up earlier than chickens, sleep later than dogs, eat worse than pigs, cook more than cows, and bring two panda eyes.

Looking at the people locked out, did they lose or did we win?

On Saturday night, I always worry about doing nothing. On Sunday night, I worry about what I will do tomorrow.

Apart from love, what I can't pull up is the radish in other people's fields.

It's a sad day to have dinner before lunch is digested.

It's all water. Why pretend to be pure? It's all wolves. Why pretend to be sheep?

Sighing is the most time-wasting thing, and crying is the most energy-wasting behavior.

Lovely mood sentence is a wolf called a wolf if it doesn't catch sheep?

No matter how helpless I am, I will never give up in front of people who have hurt me.

Second, the next time a boy laughs at your thick legs. Just answer him: As long as the legs are thin, all three legs are thin.

Third, take the initiative because you care. I didn't contact because I felt redundant,

Fourth, I can't see the fish crying, because the tears have gathered into the sea.

Good night, tell it to those who have no one to say good night to him.

6. To love someone is to care about everything and forgive everything.

I like you in my own eyes, not in others' mouths.

Eight, the woman Qi is a lovely girl, Xie is a royal elder sister, and the middle point is a queen. What about that guy? Qi is a righteous man, Xie is a loafer, and Middle-earth is a traitor! !

Nine, derailment can always be known by several strangers.

10. [The smile after letting go is only used to cover up the painful scars. ]

You don't know that you never cared about those nights when I cried my pillow wet over and over for you. ]

Believe that what really cares about you is your own and will never be taken away by others.

Thirteen, I began to smile politely, without edges and corners. Do you really think this is me?

14. I always think I should pester you again. Maybe you like me when you are soft-hearted

Fifteen, the deer lost in the forest

Sixteen, you play games every day, so do you want to marry a game as your wife? ..

I want to know whose name I will hysterically call when I am drunk and walking alone in the street.

Don't push yourself, you never know how good you are.

Nineteen, living in this era of grass and mud horses, we must hold the mentality of fuck everything.

You are my Youlemei so that I can throw you away after drinking.

Twenty-one, [when you are brilliant, you are surrounded by friends. When I was down and out, I didn't even have a dog with me]

22. Close your eyes and empty your heart. Let bygones be bygones.

Twenty-three is like a star without light in the dark sky.

Twenty-four, how many nights, I said good night to you affectionately, but you told others what to do, I couldn't sleep.

Twenty-five, tears you give old niang to resist, don't let those little sluts look down upon!

26, people are selfish. Only when I like you will I be close to you. Like you is like you, you are not even a fart.

Twenty-seven, you are such a man with three noes! Oh? A lot of people say that. It's really three noes, heartless, meaningless and shameless

No matter how tired, no matter how bitter, no matter how painful, I just like you.

Please don't look for me, I'm chatting with the air.

It's 30 years old. If wolves don't catch sheep, are they still called wolves?

Thirty-one, the girl deliberately mentioned other boys in front of you, not that she is a nymphomaniac, but to stimulate you to care more about her.

Thirty-two, [I exhausted my strength and sincerity, and finally only touched myself]

Remember those people who make you breathless, because they taught you what forbearance is and what cruelty is.

] I am as affectionate as a sea enemy, but I am just an old man after all. ]

The more I care about you, the more I get hurt. ]

36, people are always so cheap, you have to go to no way back, scarred, just know how to let go.

Thirty-seven, the original distance between buildings is years. . .

Thirty-eight, there is a saying that is particularly powerful. The teacher is coming.

39. The place where you can't go is called the distance.

Forty, [I have seen growing old together, but I have never seen falling in love]

Forty-one, [have you ever felt the terrible pain like throwing you from boiling water into ice]

Forty-two, she is so ugly, but you have a crush on the crow.

43. Don't judge me lightly. You only know my name, but you don't know my story

Why can't the sun warm me? Because my heart is in the middle of winter.

Forty-five, when I told someone in your class, she didn't agree, because she was afraid to face you after breaking up.

Forty-six, that's your favorite person, don't you remember?

Forty-seven, I haven't adopted a child since, have I? Well, why don't I just get a child in his twenties to support the elderly.

48. I want to exchange loneliness and missing for a true love, can I?

49. 【 Don't ask me how I'm doing, just say I have no money 】

50. Insomnia is because I think too much about things I shouldn't.

Fifty-one, even if I scold you at ordinary times, I won't know that I am both civil and military until I hit you.

What do you do when you like someone? I'll pretend not to like it.

Fifty-three, I have no face, no figure, no ability, but girl, I am domineering, I am strong, and I have a style you don't have. (likes to order hearts)

54. [I never dare to confidently say that I have all of you]

Fifty-five, you forget me too easily.

Fifty-six, I was going to thin into a lightning bolt this year, blinding your eyes, but being fat became a nut wall, blocking your sight.

57. How strong should I be? How long do I have to wait to walk into your heart? I've been thinking about it and asking myself this question.

Talk about the funny mood.

1. If my life is a movie, you are a pop-up advertisement.

2. If I am not at home, I will be in the Internet cafe; If I'm not in the Internet cafe, I'm on my way to the Internet cafe!

Love is a road, friends are pigs, and there is only one road for people, but there are many pigs on the road.

I want to be a wing bird in the sky and a pig on the ground!

If you were a flower, cows wouldn't dare to shit in the future.

6. I usually forget to scold you. You didn't know you were both civil and military until you hit him.

7. Eat tofu with meat, and eat meat with tofu; Only when there is no tofu and no meat will you miss someone.

8. Dare to curse me for buying instant noodles without seasoning packets? I curse you for buying instant noodles with only seasoning packets!

9. The price of the tomb has risen so fast that I can't afford to die.

10, finally got up the courage to send her a text message to express her confession. Three minutes later, the head teacher called: Son, this is no joke.

She is as aggressive in bed as she is under the bed!

12, she said: I want to play with feelings, not your organs!

13, Xtep goes down every day, unhappy every day, not studying well, down every day, invincible every day, and no one can resist it.

14, we always have endless work, endless tests, endless grievances, endless fat, endless shit, endless SB. Because of these, it is called life.

15, donated blood in the school square, 200CC gave a pair of manicure equipment, 400CC gave a watch. A MM in the next class felt very happy when she heard about it. She ran to the nurse and asked: What is 1000CC for? The nurse said quietly, send a coffin.

16, my relationship with my wife is like the high-speed rail and the Ministry of Railways. She exists to build your future. No, if I cheat, she will dare to bury me.

17. Is life easy in Guangzhou? Monday 30C, Tuesday 25C, Wednesday 19C, Thursday 17C, Friday 12C, Saturday 8C and Sunday 4C. What if we walk through spring, summer, autumn and winter in one week? So if you find a friend in Guangzhou suddenly lost news, then he may be: 1, freezing to death; 2, hot to death; 3, hot and cold alternate and tired.

18, you are not a VIp, not even a V, you are just a P.

19, your complex facial features can't hide your simple IQ.

20, on a whim, take your photo as a desktop, and TMD actually got a computer virus.

Funny, funny, talk about mood phrases

1, you are showing off in an ostentatious manner with your sisters. Do you believe me?

2. My sister gave birth to a washing machine. Dude, just dump it.

3. Spend money at school and work time.

If a man doesn't help you put on the wedding dress, you can give him a cassock.

I took a fancy to you because I was out of my mind, and now my brain is shaking dry.

6. People who can't lose weight are always in turmoil, and people who don't eat fat are fearless.

7. Your appearance is not accurate and your proportion is not good.

8. I have a heart to lose weight, but I live a life of eating goods.

9, clothes, it has two ways of washing, washing yourself and washing others.

10, who says I don't know anything? Let Shi and Dong Shi stand in front of me and have a try.

1 1. Have the ability to study atomic bombs, but have no ability to study tea eggs.

12, save water and try to take a shower with your girlfriend.

13, don't do anything wrong and pour all the dirty water on yourself. I have to save it for flushing the toilet.

14, I am arrogant and petty, so you can't afford to be hurt.

15, don't tell me to grow old together, I want to have black hair forever.

On the train, a white woman and a black woman are nursing their baby. Mom, mom, white baby, don't be a coquette. I want to drink chocolate milk, too.

17, you are the first song in my heart, which always makes me thrilling.

18, if one day I become a pervert, please don't forget that I am innocent.

19. How many children have been hurt by exams, and how many honest children have learned to cheat?

20, phoenix rebirth is nirvana, pheasant rebirth is corpse change.

2 1, I just found out that the way to attract a man is to make him never get it; The way to attract a woman is just the opposite, that is, to satisfy her.

22. Clear water makes no fish. If a man is cheap, he is invincible.

23, who is whose husband, are fucking temporary workers.