Humorous sentences describing a man's big belly

1: Moon cakes fall in love with steamed bread, desperately pursue it, and steamed bread swears to death; The moon cake asked sadly, what is this for? Steamed bread said: my mother said that your stomach is full of huahuachangzi! Happy Mid-Autumn Festival.

2: black paragraph, angry brain; Yellow paragraphs are harmful to children; Gray paragraph, hurting face; Black, yellow and gray jokes, everyone throws stones; Make up a red joke and laugh; Forward the red paragraph, a room full of friends; They are all red jokes, and there are no more liars and fools in the world.

In the hot summer, the party will think of you. You can soak in the bathhouse, not hot; You can fall asleep at work, don't catch it; Popsicles can be eaten, but don't have diarrhea; July 1, don't just be silly and happy, take care of your body consciously!

The butterfly said to the bee: You are so stingy, but you won't tell me a word because of your sweet words. The bee said: Hum! Still talking about me, the two antennas on my head are so long, why didn't you send me a message during the New Year?

5: black paragraph, angry brain; Yellow paragraphs are harmful to children; Gray paragraph, hurting face; Black, yellow and gray jokes, everyone throws stones; Make up a red joke and laugh; Forward the red paragraph, a room full of friends; They are all red jokes, and there are no more liars and fools in the world.

We walked and sang all the way, and soon we saw a vast expanse of whiteness in the distance, as if the green branches were covered with snow. The teacher told us that we were going to the locust tree forest. No wonder people have long heard that Sophora japonica is a flower in the snow on our isolated island. This is true at all. Look at the thick trunk, the green leaves set off the snow-white flowers, which are refreshing and quiet under the breeze.

7: On a hot summer day, the Party thinks of you. You can soak in the bathhouse, not hot; You can fall asleep at work, don't catch it; Popsicles can be eaten, but don't have diarrhea; July 1, don't just be silly and happy, take care of your body consciously!

Xiao Ming suddenly felt his stomach tightened. Then, the sudden pain woke him up from his dream. His stomach seems to be working with the devil. Xiao Ming had to cover his stomach with his hand and cry.

9. He seems to have an indescribable taste in his heart. It seems that the snake gall of the whole world is churning in his stomach. He couldn't stand it and wanted to spit it out, but it just fell into his mouth and swallowed back abruptly, leaving him with a bitter taste.

10: One day, my daughter asked me why Chang 'e went to the moon. I thought about it for a long time and got up my courage. I replied, "Because Sister Chang 'e was hungry, she looked at the big moon cake hanging in the air, and her mouth watered, so she flew ..."

1 1: Experiment with two bugs. The one in the whiskey died, which proves that there are no bugs in the stomach when drinking whiskey.

12: Xiaoman is happy. SMS wishes you good health. Cold food, cold stomach and diarrhea are not a pity. Drink more boiled water but not dry, moisturize your skin, have a sweet smile, go to bed early and get up early, exercise regularly and feel happy and healthy. Xiaoman has arrived. I wish you good health, happiness and peace!

13: People are all the same. Why are there differences and differences? Mainly depends on people's own efforts, study, etc. People, born from their mothers' stomachs, basically make no difference. But the older you get, the more obvious the difference will be. Why? Because learning, learning and pursuit are different the day after tomorrow. Why do some people become sages and great men, while others stop at ordinary people? It's all because of learning the day after tomorrow, not working hard, not pursuing, not making progress.

14: Gray grabbed Meiyangyang hard and knocked on Meiyangyang's stomach. Hongtaro was very angry when he learned about it. He slapped the ash with a pan. "Wife, in fact, I just want you to eat one more lamb."

15: The long holiday is coming to an end. I'm full, tired of playing, tired of sleeping, and I'm going to work soon Cold dew solar terms, drizzly yellow rain washes clear autumn, rainy weather will continue, remember to bring rain gear when you go out. The weather is changeable, so put on more clothes to prevent the flu.