A joke about dogs talking.

A man took his Hal to a bar and said to the bartender, "I bet you my dog can talk." If I win, you buy me a drink. "

Bartender: "Good! Start your performance! "

Man: "Say something auspicious first." Dog: "Wang!" "

Man: "How can I see the scenery in the distance?" Dog: "Look!"

M: "What is the last name of the best host of Hunan Satellite TV?"

Dog: "woof!" "

The bartender couldn't take it anymore and kicked everyone and a dog out. Sitting on the steps outside the bar, Hal suddenly turned to look at the man and said, "Is that He Jiong?"