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Funny quotes from foodies (a funny signature for foodies)

A funny signature for foodies. Every sentence is interesting. After laughing, reflect on it!

1. A real foodie dares to face the thick thighs and challenges the bulging belly.

2. Whether two people can stay together for a long time, three views are very important, but for foodies, three meals are more important.

3. The three sentences that moved me the most: Bring you delicious food, invite you to eat delicious food, take you to eat delicious food.

4. Don’t believe a foodie who says she wants to lose weight. When she says this, she must have just eaten.

5. Sometimes I think I look better and want to take a few selfies and turn on the camera: Oh? What the hell!

6. The last words of a foodie: Just give me something else. Cook me a portion of Haidilao and two waiters.

7. "Why are there so many delicious things in the world?" "It's not that there are a lot of delicious things, but that everything tastes delicious to you.

8. It’s great to have a foodie girlfriend. When others try to coax your girlfriend, they always say they’ll take you shopping for clothes, jewelry, and bags… but all you have to do is say, let’s go, I’ll take you to eat delicious food.

Nine. , As a foodie, I can’t study, fall in love, dota, look good, have a good body, or have financial strength. What keeps me alive for so many years... Because I always believe that as long as I live, I will definitely encounter delicious food.

10. Eat something to feel happy when you are unhappy, eat something to celebrate when you are happy, and eat something to kill yourself when you are bored.

11. Now. Some students have nothing to do but want to find a boyfriend or girlfriend, but I am more awesome and I can’t get enough.

12. Please name four different radicals of the same word. Words. Ordinary youth: Rivers and lakes. Literary youth: Playing with glass balls... Diaosi: Hemorrhoid pain... Bai Fumei: Hahahaha! It means that there is no pressure, stir-fry, stew, fry, roast, stir-fry~

13. Those who are good-looking and like to eat are foodies. Those who are not good-looking and like to eat can only be called ricers. This is What a painful realization.

14. The biggest worry of a foodie is not having nothing to eat, but having a lot of delicious food in front of you, but sadly finding that your stomach can’t hold it.

15. The fragrance of books and ink floats in other people’s desk drawers, but the fragrance of all kinds of snacks floats in my drawers - this is the world of foodies

10. 6. I went out to eat beef hotpot with a foodie. The guy said beef tendon was the most delicious, and then he gave me a big piece of beef tendon. As a result, I was still chewing on that piece of beef tendon until I paid the bill.

17. Others care about whether you fly high and whether you are tired, but I only care about whether your wings are delicious.

18. There is no love without reason in the world, and there is no love without reason. I hate it, but I’m so fat for no reason!