Funny phrases about mood when working overtime

1. Ask yourself, if you were someone else, would you want to date yourself? I can't even remember.

2. When you feel that life is meaningless, think of the Olympic swimming lifeguards.

3. You are my food. In the world of martial arts, everything is round but not broken. The woman I love should be a round ball, biting the meat.

4. A good wife never asks her husband to buy her this or that; a good husband never waits for his wife to ask.

5. I often go home and read, even brush chopsticks and wash dishes for my mother. The two dragons on the plate at home are the Yangtze River and the Yellow River.

6. It is nonsense to say that a boy is handsome in basketball or football. As long as he is handsome, he is handsome in marble.

7. Never quarrel with your parents, because when you can't win, you will only get scolded, and when you win, you will get beaten.

8. Life is like a green leaf. As time goes by, it slowly turns yellow, but its blood vessels are still so clear.

9. If you are tired before going to bed, then you are tired before going to bed. It is estimated that many things are not the same thing.

10. The farthest distance in the world is not between life and death. But when the power goes out, my house is dark but my neighbor's lights are on.

Domineering personality and mood phrases

11. I wrote medicine on herbs, but later I found out it was poison. It turned out that I wanted to live a long life. People want to go up the mountain to pick poison.

12. I got up at 10:30...2:30, and then...I was too hungry to sleep.

13. Girlfriend: When your boyfriend goes to someone else’s house, he always eats his girlfriend’s leftover food! Boyfriend: Give me some spare time.

14. If you want to lose weight, you have to pay the price. I can’t bear to continue to be in the fat pen. Anyway, there are so many fat people in the world, and I don’t want you.

15. He said that leg hair is good for growing kidneys, so I touched his leg hair with satisfaction! What would a girl do with such a good kidney?

16. Get together on the Internet and fall in love on the Internet. Being pestered with sweet words! Nonsense! By the way, sex comes first.

17. Female students would rather be the children of a handsome and rich man than behave like "diaosi" because genetically speaking, diaosi is the guarantee of human progress.

18. Current phenomenon: there are many beauties when opening magazines, many television advertisements are opened, there are many regulations for picking up newspapers, and there are many signs for reading articles.

19. If you can't find a partner, don't blame everything, think more about your own reasons. Maybe you are too good and no one is worthy of you.

20. Monitor, the summer vacation is here and it’s time for you to perform your duties. Let’s go. Our class has completed all the summer vacation homework. We believe in you.

Use funny phrases to talk about your mood overtime

21. The professor said that ten geniuses cannot answer the questions raised by a fool. No wonder I can't do it every time. I see.

22. Some people say that love is a debt owed in this life. I have to pay it back in this life. I will be secular in this life, so I have no debt to pay in this life.

23. The so-called tomboys are just because they are ugly, but any beautiful girl with masculine temperament is called a queen.

24. "Why do northerners have more direct personalities?" "It's so cold, who has time to spend with you?"

25. Wear nice clothes if you are not in good health. Who will look at the beauty of the soul these days? He was often teased for being fat.

26. Son, it doesn’t matter if you don’t do well in this exam. You are still young, and so are your father and me. We can have another baby.

27. The speed at which you spend money after leaving your job makes me understand that you are not working to make money. You go to work to take classes.

28. One time my mother suddenly turned to me while watching TV and asked me: "What is the name of the yellow cake wearing pants?" I thought about it for a long time. Spongebob?

29. If you like to chase, it doesn’t matter if someone has a boyfriend, the team has a goalkeeper, and the ball hasn’t been scored yet.

30. Silly girl, you know, I don’t believe that others will take care of you! What if they really took care of them.

Domineering personality and mood phrases

31. Do you know why those thin people are thinner than you? As the body tries to persuade you to eat something, it's time to pay attention to the plate.

32. Only single dogs will feel lonely at half price, but single pigs will not, and single pigs can have two drinks.

33. I originally wanted to be thin like a bolt of lightning and blind my eyes, but I didn’t expect to be fat like a nut and block your sight.

34. "What will you take back to school?" "Brave Heart"

35. Although you don't look so beautiful, this world cannot be without you, because there is no You, no one can bring out the beauty of this world.

36. A lady’s life is not hard, and her clothes do not need to be mended; a bachelor’s life is very difficult; his clothes are torn and do not need to be mended. The husband's life is even harder, and his wife's clothes are torn and cannot be repaired.

37. "Hey, what else can you do besides eating?" "You're hungry again.

38. In this cold season, the only thing I can do is to let you wear more clothes. Order clothes so you don’t catch a cold, instead of adding a coat when you’re cold

39. “What if someone you hate is on fire and you have water? "I will drink in his presence."

40. My deskmate asked me what happiness is, and I said, "Some papers in the exam are happiness."