Lovely homophonic copywriting

1 Forward this purple potato to the person you like. Purple potato is for you.

2 I know three kinds of berries. Strawberry and cranberry miss me. Which one do you like?

3 Do things by yourself. Tinker bell

4 Girls should do something bad and then send you a guy when God gets angry.

5 I knocked over a bottle of pills. It turned out to be a pill that I really wanted to go out. < p Crab boss fired

Spongebob with tears and said, "Crab boss …"

Crab boss: "You're welcome"

7 My friends and I ate a lot of peanuts, and the more we ate them, the happier we became. I found out that it was a good thing.

8 Piggy Peggy, I deserve you

9 I want two grapefruit-I want to see you

1. "Dig the lotus root"

11 The duckling said to the chicken, "I like you, chicken!"

The chicken said, "You don't have to duck."

12 It's a little cold today. When I was eating hot pot with my cotton-padded jacket, I fried it in my face. I thought it was sweat. Mom said, it's not sweat. I want to eat puffs today, but they are squashed. Mom says I can't eat them because they are flat puffs.

14 You seem to be getting fat. It's okay. I can accompany you to lose weight. Let's stop eating meat (get married) tomorrow.

15 trucks meet taxis for the first time. < P > The trucks say, "I'm a big truck" < P > The taxis say, "I'm a taxi" < P > You blow the wind to the west and say,

You are just like a watermelon. You have a stomachache in the middle of the night, so I discussed it with my stomach.

Me: Stomach, can you stop hurting?

Stomach: I'm not called stomach, my name is Chu Yuxun.

18 There was a piece of glass and it was a little sleepy. Then it jumped down from the upstairs and said,

19 The fried egg fell in love with poached eggs.